CaptainSauce
@TheCaptainSauce
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I sometimes make YouTube videos.
Canada
Joined December 2014
Did YouTube see the success of Unus Annus and decide to delete itself?.
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Not the first time Anakin has been used to clear a lobby full of kids.
Anakin Skywalker, Darth Maul, and more Force users drop into Fortnite today. Will you follow the light or dark side?
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@CrankGameplays Cmon dude. you only single-handedly run a company that entertains millions and produces a blossoming clothing line, have toured the country and raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity. How could you possibly cook chicken?.
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@MrBeast They do in every developed nation except America. It's why your video helped people in the US and 3rd world nations.
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It can't be overstated how good X-Men 97 is. What could easily pass as a nostalgia-bait kids cartoon is actually one of the best written, best animated pieces of modern media.
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So I'm sharing this now to let ppl know I never stopped loving YT, I'm not quitting, I'm not dying, I'm just finding a balance and quietly doing my own thing. Today's video is the first of what I hope will be a few uploads per week. No promises. Thanks for still being here 🍅.
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@Jack_Septic_Eye @YouTube I sincerely hope the context of this is that "Logan was given a strike" rather than "we handled the situation properly the entire time".
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A company searched "sponsorship turkey" as I was trying to explain the premise to them. This was the only result lmao
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I'm sure a bunch of viewers will come here looking for why I haven't uploaded in nearly a year so here's what's been going on:
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It's worth reading the comments every now and then.
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@brianyegge @SenSanders This is as stupid as saying "You fight to help the homeless yet you own a home". His belongings don't define his actions.
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I'm thinking Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays for uploads, which means 👀.
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My parents are 70, retired and live off 1 pension + savings. For Christmas, I subscribed them to a snow clearing service. Instead of waking up to hours of shovelling this morning, they found a clear driveway. I couldn't do this without all of you supporting my channel. Thank you.
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@peta The man taught a generation of people to respect nature. You've taught a generation of people that those who respect nature are lunatics. I hope the next google doodle is a used colonoscopy bag on fire to represent PETA.
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YouTube is implementing one-touch AI generated replies from creators and some of them are unhinged.
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I've uploaded more videos in the past month than I did all of 2023 and 2024 combined. It constantly feels like I have nothing to play but for now, we are so back.
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@CrankGameplays Everyone: sub boxes are broken and have been for years.Ethan: let's test that.
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I've always been a private person who never wanted to be "an influencer", I just wanted to be someone who made videos people enjoy watching. I've realized during my time away there's no way of separating the two. If I disappear, people will worry and assume.
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I'm 99% sure I just recorded a game made by a Russian child and it was so unintentionally funny that I cried twice.
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@hutchinson Spend $8 on Twitter, remove $8,000,000,000 from the military industrial complex.
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Channel/health update; I haven't uploaded in 2 months and haven't had an iritis flare-up in 2 months. I'm constantly experimenting with new lighting, monitors, glasses and medications but there's been minimal improvement. I'm not done with YT, I just can't risk blindness for it.
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@CrankGameplays I didn't realize the house you moved in to was a purchase instead of a rental. Congrats man! Too bad Trix taste like fruity cardboard.
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With Zeke's supervision, I've spent the past 2 days rebuilding my snowblower. I'd sooner hurl myself into the sea than shovel one more inch.
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It feels a little surreal to be the latest member of the 2 mil sub club. Thanks for everything, guys.
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I'm taking a week off to start the new year. I think a big part of why I had to stop YouTube was because I refused to break my upload streak and pushed myself until I physically couldn't anymore. I won't make that mistake again.
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I finally finished building a workbench in my basement and am feeling pretty proud of the result.
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@elonmusk Every tweet of yours that lands in my recommendations makes me more and more excited for this company to go bankrupt.
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I got married to my gf of 15 years and spent more time with my dog. My channel views fell off a cliff, a possibility that I use to consider the end of the world, but I surprisingly didn't care.
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I uploaded a video after nearly a 2 month break and it's performing fine 🥹 Thanks for not forgetting about me.
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TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE.WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
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I uploaded my first YouTube video exactly 6 years ago today. I sometimes think about where life would have taken me without YouTube but any path I come up with ends in a worse place than where I am now. No matter how long you've been watching for, thank you.
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I left Deadpool and Wolverine wondering why my face hurt. Turns out, it was because I was smiling wide through the whole 2 hour runtime. It's far from a perfect movie but was easily the most fun I've had in a theatre.
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I'm constantly surprised when finding out how people discovered my content. How did you find me?.
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Just wanted to say I see everyone's nice comments on my last 2 videos and I'm very grateful for all of you. I've even had relatives notice the crazy support and message me asking why my community is so nice.
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Who's gonna teach me the verified club secret handshake?.
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Not saying slurs, dming underaged fans, scamming viewers or buying deepfakes of peers is way easier than some creators would lead you to believe.
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We play a game called Hide and Zeke. Just behind the mantle bookcase was one of my best spots until he heard me trying not to laugh.
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I've got some long spooky videos going up for Halloween. 40 min today, 100 min on Thursday. It's not my normal thing so I can't wait to see how they do.
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10 years on this cursed site and I'm still caught off guard by the whiplash some replies provide 😂
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Let the record show I was once notable in entertainment 🫡.I'd sooner shit in my hands and clap than give Elon Musk a dollar. Verification goes away tomorrow. Follow me or forget me.
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For the record, I'm not dead or quitting. I lost a week to a heat wave, then nearly 2 weeks to covid, took a week off for a wedding and am now working on getting back into things while friends/family are staying in the house. I miss being a successful YouTuber! I'm not done yet.
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If you're an introvert, being a YouTuber is the dream job. I can go weeks without having to talk to anyone but my wife.
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*Chooses hair that looks most like my hair*.*Chooses beard that looks most like my beard*.*Chooses visor color that matches channel brand*."You copied X YouTuber's avatar" x 100 comments
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Can we take a moment to appreciate how thirsty brands were for a Fall Guys skin until money was involved? Every multi-billion dollar company disappeared once charity was mentioned. Who stepped up? Gaming brands, esports, streamers and YouTubers. $1M to gamers with disabilities.
🏆 BIDDING IS FINISHED 🏆. THE WINNERS ARE:. @G2esports @Ninja @AimLab @MrBeastYT . With a combined donation of $1,000,000 for @SpecialEffect . Probably the spiciest team up since The Avengers??????.
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Part of me wants to keep people informed when I cant upload so they can expect when the next video will be. Another part of me wants to stay entertaining and somewhat positive so I avoid excuses and complaints. Shoutout to those who understand that life gets in the way sometimes.
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Whether it's AC Odyssey, Ghost of Tsushima, Last of Us 2 or Witcher 3, Zeke watches the game patiently waiting to see his favorite character; Horse.
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I broke The Sims 4 so hard that 5 years later, after multiple DLCs, I'm still impacting other people's games.
So I downloaded the new life and death pack for the Sims 4. My neighbor died I click on grim's profile and look who is listed as grim's spouse. The auto generated grim is married to Debbie.
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I keep telling him I'm Canadian but he still calls me this time of year just to say "fuck you".
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It's weird to admit but CaptainSauce is my life's work. This channel has provided an awesome life for me and my family. It's been a creative outlet and a mountain of stress. One of you was my billionth view today. Thanks for helping make something that's really special to me.
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It's been a rough year for making content. Having only uploaded 4 videos in 2023 doesn't feel good but I've got 6 videos planned for the next few weeks including one that just went live. Go watch!.
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The fires will get worse.The hurricanes will get worse.Insurance coverage will get worse.Building standards will get worse.Preventative measures will get worse.Quarterly profits will improve.
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New video Sunday 👀 Had a sponsor approach me with what has become my favorite game to record in years.
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Calling it:.No TSeries vs. Pewdiepie.No Logan Paul.Lots of Fortnite dancing with Ninja and Marshmello.Elon's space car.At least 2 cable talk-show hosts (Colbert, Noah, Kimmel, Conan or Oliver).Will Smith as the lead.A completely tone-deaf message and false representation of YT.
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I get at least a few emails each week from people begging to be my editor for $50 per video. That is criminally low pay. Please don't sell yourself short, because there are plenty of people who will happily exploit your passion.
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Real talk, taking on more sponsors and merch has caused a big boost in my productivity. Being contractually obligated and having people rely on me forces me to upload and do the best job I can. It might be time for someone to return 💰🦃🕶️.
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Just watched this Best Buy employee repeatedly ignore an old lady trying to get his attention. Rude.
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I have a prototype in my hand and am floored at how cool it is. So excited!
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Considering I don't draw and only have a mouse, I think this turned out pretty good.
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Tomorrow's video is 25 minutes of the most fun I've had recording in years. I really tried to cut it down to my usual 15-20 but there's just too much new content in an old favorite.
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Mr Beast could cure cancer and some chode on Twitter would still have a hot take about how that's bad.
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I've had so many recording sessions fail because the shitty mobile games I love playing don't work on janky PC emulators. It's time to invest in something more reliable.
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My neighbors have been blasting "What does the fox say" for hours. I'm THIS CLOSE to loading up Tila Tequila's "I like to fuck" and returning fire 🤏.
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Zeke is a soft boy and doesn't bark so we trained him to ring a little bell when he needs to go out 😭
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I spent all day thinking my PC had a virus. Turns out a YT tab auto-played "10 hours of silence occasionally interrupted by Pickmin".
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I'm having a hard time getting any work done this morning.
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Almost 600 dislikes on today's video cause people are shocked I didn't cry at a stickman flash game. Hilarious.
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Whether you're watching the few new videos I've been able to make recently or binging my old stuff, thanks for supporting me through what's likely been my hardest time on YouTube.
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It's 3am and I don't know why I just spent an hour making this.
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Imagine calling yourself a waterbending master and never having thought of piss bending.
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I have a list of 105 games to potentially bring to the channel. There's a whole lot of content waiting for me to get my shit together.
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Picking a fight with a teenager only to get demolished then arrested? Is Andrew Tate secretly a member of Team Rocket?.
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Wtf am I paying for @netflix? I can stream multiple 4k videos from YouTube for free but you charge $6 for this garbage.
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Wanna win your own CaptainSauce figure? RT + follow @youtooz and we'll pick a few winners before the Nov 27th release! 🍅
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