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Star Railer a lot of shitposts Kayn's Pookie Bear 🎀 King of Card games 🇿🇦 League/TFT Enjoyer Creator for @nibbleafrica Professional MTG Coach @TryMetafy
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🤝New pinned and new to leaguetwt, looking for moots🤝
🍌 Ket 27
🍌 (180 MS) Extremely friendly EUW jungle main: Ken, Vienna ,Bryan and Daniela
🍌 TFT, Borgir and Banana enjoyer 🍔
🍌HOYOVERSE GAMES + VALORANT AND OTHER TOXIC GAMES
♡ / ↻ to be moots
#leaguetwt
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when are you gonna change the tokens and other cards created by a card to match the thematic of the variant? I want
@rianbowart
squirrels too pls
@seconddinner
@MARVELSNAP
#MarvelSnap
#marvelsnapvariant
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@jjba_cursed
we need to define the parameters of the squirt off,is it who squirts the most or furthest? Lisa Lisa will definitely win if it's the furthest because she can hamon empower her squirt while jolyne will win if its the most since she can have much more stimulation with her strings
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@Mortdog
@k3soju
and
@emilyywng
chibi's when? soju can be in like a submarine since he is always below sea level
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2k dollar Jund deck 🇿🇦
shout out to my man
@crokeyz
for this deck shell, was super scared bc my internet went out just as I won my last game for about an hour but luckily the game registered and I got that sweet 7-0!
@mtgazone
@fireshoes
$2000 for playing a card game, not bad=D
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Jund playable in 2020
@baetog_
xD
#8
should hold hopefully, mayhem devil, woe strider go boom and win you games easy, just a quick sideboard guide just use it as a guideline
@mtgazone
@fireshoes
See you in 2021 maybe playing for
@bravadogaming
or
@AtkArena
haha jk,unless........
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Wanna have fun and not play omnath to win,check out this list I got from
@MythicMeebo
a few days ago on her stream,keep a ramp artifact in opening hand and you good to go,camping top 100 before season ends 🇿🇦
@mtgazone
@fireshoes
@RedBullZA
wanna hook ya boi up with some wingsxD
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@MTG_Arena
Okay but give us duplicate protection for the 3833372 land rares you reprinted, at least change the art if you are gonna do us dirty like this :(
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I SWEAR IF
@PlayRuneterra
DOESN'T GIVE US A VIBIN
@MaykaS_LoR
EMOTE AFTER
#LoRWorlds
I WILL RIOT, NO PUN INTENDED
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Dimir control is pretty rad right now in standard, playing a regular list with a bit of changes like grim tutor but it's still a niche choice xD
one day I will get
#1
on ladder xD
@mtgazone
@fireshoes
1:1 coaching in partnership with
@TryMetafy
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went on a winstreak with this clover brew with a little spicy discontinuity from my side,clover is gas as always with access to all the big brain plays with fae bae
Top100 again, no hate from paper boomers pls
@ArenaDecklists
@mtgazone
Still the best South African Arena kid xD
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Green Machine go brrr , we go for
#1
next season
(This isn't a tier 1 deck btw xD)
Double mythic now we wait for
#MTGKaldheim
it's 2021 fam, we need some ZA🇿🇦 orgs getting into card games
@AtkArena
@CougarGamingSA
<3
@mtgazone
@fireshoes
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@everythingJJBA_
they could have literally made them into Jotaro's disc or anyones tbh, such a missed opportunity
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Am having so much fun this patch bc I can play move😭 I didn't have Silk so I just replaced her with Mommy Jean, can replace jeff with Night crawler but Jeff still best boi so pull him when he's in spotlights <3
@MarvelSnapZone
@SnapDecks
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If you're like me and have a serious gambling addiction, this deck is for you, didn't see much enchantress/cosmo so you can steal quite a few wins on ladder and conquest, you almost always draw your whole deck with magik + jubilee
@SnapDecks
@MARVELSNAP
@MarvelSnapZone
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Will stop playing jund when jund stops being good xD
Secret necromentia tech for all the pesky decks right now.
1000 likes to get jund related tattoo xD(maybe)
I also do coaching if anyone wants to support a homie out
@fireshoes
@mtgazone
@TryMetafy
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Couldn't stay in the top 1200
@MTG_Arena
this season but will be back for next <3
Simic ramp is gas af, Thassa and agent/risen reef just makes opponents lose hope xD
#SouthAfricanMTG
@ArenaDecklists
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@Truejustice_7
Can never understand how "designs look fruity" puts people off from an anime lmao are they scared they might like it?
Also watch JJBA <3
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It's an absolute pleasure to be in partnership with
@TryMetafy
Thrilled to announce
@TheCaptainKet
on Metafy!
Take your jank decks to this
@MTG_Arena
Open Champion if you want to become the envy of your local FNM.
You need tips and tricks to climb that ladder to Mythic?
Book your 1:1 Session Here:
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Paid 1 euro for 4 pieces of micro banana but any banana is a good banana so I won't complain 🍌🤰
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Episode 2 of Keeping it real with Ket is live now <3 go check it out if you want , will greatly appreciate , It features
@rushkagg
, link in comments <3
#MakeItMore
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Made a list for my imaginary frens
Adding my fav pookies but let me know if you wanna be added🤝
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wanna be that CCG guy in🇿🇦 help fren out with a RT/like for awareness and exposure
@kofi_button
goal is 50% complete link below if you wanna help
1st South African to qualify for seasonals in
@PlayRuneterra
and as always controlling my way to mythic in
#MTGCrimson
@fireshoes
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Went 6-1 with this slightly modified version of
@crokeyz
mono red deck to make the final push to the "NICE" rank
can we get 69 comments and 69 likes xD
red deck stronk, ox and phoenix destroy mill decks
GL for the Arena open frens <3
@mtgazone
@fireshoes
#lookingforsponsors
<3
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Jund superiority <3 Wonder if
@baetog_
will follow me now xD xD
With uro gone Jund is pretty stronk again, ultimatum was quite an annoying matchup but the necromentia in the sb does wonders.
Sacrifice cat, make food, win game <3
@fireshoes
@mtgazone
2k21 is my year frens <3
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Took a break this weekend from Magic to make mommy Magik look even hotter <3
Really looking forward to the better ladder system so I actually can spend more time playing this game <3
@SnapDecks
@MarvelSnapZone
#marvelsnap
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Consistency is not my middle name but we did sit down with
@AndrovaZA
recently and had a jolly good time
Definitely in my Top 5 guests of the show🌚
#MakeItMore
🔗🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽
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Wasn't gonna climb since already qualified but got
#35
whoops,Heliod's punishment big sleeper in aura decks.
@fireshoes
@mtgazone
@ArenaDecklists
Month 36137131 of getting ZA orgs to notice me xD
@bravadogaming
@CougarGamingSA
@AtkArena
Magic player when? xD
Stay safe <3
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@ControllersMad
what was his side of the story? im sorry i got caught saying racial slurs? lmao
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shout out to
@MTG_Arena
and
@Wizards_Help
for making standard fun again and less of a chore to finish games <3
getting ready for
#RedBullUntapped2020
tomorrow
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To all the racists who follow me and who see this, your poes ♥
also to all the homies who exposed themselves in the last two days, your poes too but in a disappointed tone 💜🧡
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ZA's biggest FREE
@MTG_Arena
tournament
Registration link in comments
Like, RT and follow me and all our sponsors to stand a chance to win steam wallet codes and exclusive secret lair card back,Proudly sponsored by
@WRabbitGaming
@exdeegaming
@DungeonsMagic
@EasyGamingGrou2
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me + my favorite pokemon 🍌🌠
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Imagine you woke up and you were a McChicken, what would you do?
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Ngl even though it's not as girlypop as my keeb this pad goes hard af 🧡💀
#MakeItMore
@nibbleafrica
❤️
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At the end of the day I knew Lorehold would let me down xD Urza's rage and Elephant homie couldn't pass the finish but it was a good ride, Dean of Expression is a lowkey sleeper!
Wanted to win with prismari xD
Hope we have more sealed opens <3
@fireshoes
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Having tons of fun with forgotten realms, actually keen to play some DND after this, Naya slot machine go brrr and the mono white is really good in bo1 if you like that stuff, reply for any advice or whatever
@fireshoes
@mtgazone
Some game store send me magic cut outs pls <3
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Morning chat, what color crayon is your favorite to eat?
Mine is definitely purple
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How it feels using random reaction pictures on moots who I have never interacted with😭😭
(I will do it again)
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I wish I had enough followers so I can post this real banana pic and 100 people would reply " Banana🍌"
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I HAVE OVER 50 MUTUALS WITH THE CREATURE 🫥 this is terrifying that we have people like this among us putting on such a façade on Twitch to act like this behind closed doors,hella proud of the victim for coming through with this and hopefully finally getting the help she deserves
And to the woman involved in this who allowed a vulnerable part of her be exposed due to this twatwaffle, mad respect hunni.
You can smell a poes from a mile away. Karma is a bitch Connor.
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Really excited for the
#POCInvitational
tomorrow, big shoutout for
@ThendoPlays
and his team for making this possible as well as working hard not matter the setbacks and babies crying every 12 seconds on twitter, you guys are the real heroes
show your support, it's free :)
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Fooling around to see how toxic a neoform deck truly can be, ended up with this and it's doing quite well in bo1, obviously use your pacts wisely so you just win on the same turn.
Keen for new jumpstart <3
@fireshoes
@mtgazone
@CougarGamingSA
Coaching-
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Haven't been playing standard much recently
Blizzard brawl is a such a sleeper, animating your Faceless haven after they sweep the board for a win is pretty satisfying,gemrazer is there for the pesky arts/enchantments
1 on 1 coaching
@fireshoes
@mtgazone
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@JD_Casts
@rushkagg
@Mama_Succ
We are interested, we just don't get any opportunities ,I have won more than 20k USD through tournaments for MTG, a predominantly white game ,every major org rejected or ignored me 🤣 an international coaching company picked me up and now I'm a professional full time coach 🤝🐳
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Finally doing content I wanna do that reflects my personality , still a work in progress but I might as well kick it off before I start procrastinating. Feel free to tag people you'd like to see or think I should chat to, already have a few in mind!
RT's appreciated
#MakeItMore
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Returned to strimming yesterday for the 1st
@nibbleafrica
Tekken tournament and it was such a blast, special shout out to the local FGC for always showing support and to
@UNIFIR3_
for helping me with comms since I'm a noob, winners walked away with some Uber eat vouchers
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Shout out to the homies who kept me sane during working/witching hours😭😭
thanks for also letting me know if you guys peed <3
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Sheeeeeeesh i dont even watch SF but
@JabhiMabuza
made it so hype at
#RedBullKumite
represented well🤝
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I don't think I ever posted a snap deck here lmao but i'm a sucker for Sera and Angy so I always play them if i can, having tons of fun with this in conquest and ladder(there are def better decks to play but I like to have fun)
code in alt
@SnapDecks
@MarvelSnapZone
@MARVELSNAP
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@DeadByBHVR
Yikes no serum, that's a bit sucky since it's been that way for the past 2 years and people were looking forward to it xD Greedy devs be greedy
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The reality is only hitting now that I'm doing a talk about cardboard and how I started teaching people to play said cardboard and make a living, pls send help
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see a tat, post a tat
(me after I instalock Reyna and go 2-29)
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Where are the smite skin line enjoyers in the
#VALZA
community, I just wanna talk😭😭🤡
@VALORANTssa
@ValorantZA
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Quitting Genshin Impact was the best decision I made in my life fr😭🤝
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South African Marvel Snap players🌚
watch this space
#MarvelSnap
tourneys start this sunday
#MakeItMore
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Stepping out of my comfort zone and trying out new content from next week ,if you'd like to support/hate on/just watch ,link below 🌚🤝🧡
Repping the
@nibbleafrica
colors 🤝
#MakeItMore
Don't forget to pee 🐕🐟
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Good day chat, a student tipped me 15 dorra and now I feel like this pic🤝😭
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I need this or I will die
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Touched grass and some cows yesterday 😭🥺🤝
Am a slut for a good borgir
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Drinking game where we scroll
@_PandaTi_
feed and take a shot every time she posts about anime men or says "me and who"🧡🌚🤝
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Used Mystmin's esper list with a few tweaks to go from diamond 2 to Mythic
#805
,ratchet bomb is gas
It's hard being this good so if someone has A Serra avatar code for me pls hit me up <3
Shoutout to all the great magic frens who help me <3
#SouthAfricanMTG
@ArenaDecklists
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The Assassination of Gianni Versace is so underrated <3
Loved
#Ratched
? Check out more of Ryan Murphy's work:
The Boys In The Band
Pose
The Politician
The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story
The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story
Hollywood
Glee
A Secret Love
Eat Pray Love
Circus of Books
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Tomorrow I can finally make full use of my fancy knives and actually knife people with full confidence 😭😭
Hope the fellow gamers respect the knife battles <3
#Valza
@carry1st
@ValorantZA
@VALORANTssa
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Twitter saw it first ,thanks for enabling me🐨🌚
One like and i'll get a junji itto tattoo
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Thank you for coming on this journey with me and yes ,Demon Slayer is my favorite anime 🤰(I'm still not done btw I need to sort out the nendos + 2837372727373737 cards)
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Asked the runeterra community for a bit of help recently and the response was overwhelming, If I asked the magic community at least 5 of them would have fucked my mom lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Day started bad but going to American diner later so it's a win
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Day started extremely good so here is 1 thigh 🍌
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Lately I haven't been happy with myself coaching, it pays the bills but it's become more of a chore to me , I will always love Magic but this month i'm taking a break from coaching to pursue other avenues like TFT,Marvel Snap and my podcast series will appreciate all the support!
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69 likes and I'll force
@NoobsliceZA
to let me teach him
@PlayRuneterra
on stream ( gonna do it anyway but need the likes for the memes)
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Wanna do tik tok food reviews but also don't wanna get banned on tik tok for arguing with the animals in the comments
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Can't even get clout on
#leaguetwt
easily anymore without having esex drama or some other weird shit but hey Miss Fortune battle bunny chibi secured from my fav E-Kitten😭 🍌
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I like to collect things and sometime take cool pics 🤰🤝
(McChicken)
#yugiohtcg
#starlightrare
#yugioh
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@Il_Sombrero
people will appreciate all variants so I think it's something they should look into for sure, majority of other card games do it, and this game has tons of culture and story tied to the variants, it would be amazing if it could match, since we are paying for some after all
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