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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 months
It’s that time again where I force everyone to look at my shelves 😚
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Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve is the darkest song Taylor has ever written. I’m literally nauseous, it was grooming point blank. And Taylor called him out on it
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@TheBookofTaylor
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I don’t even want Taylor to put up some bs fundraiser link, I want her to donate 5 million bc she can do it easy and shouldn’t rely on her fanbase to raise money
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
Lmaoo my barista asked me what my shirt was and I said Taylor Swift and then he asked me if I went to the concert and what era I dressed as, and when I said Fearless he said “I don’t know what that is, I just know that’s a question you should ask” ahxjwnsnskskjabsjaksjan adorable
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
Everyone talking about how Sadie doesn’t touch her wine at the dinner with his friends to highlight how she was underage but I think it’s bc it was a red wine & we all know Taylor likes white wine so I think it highlights how he always prioritized his friends’ tastes above hers
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
People died
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"people died" and its just a picture of a female celebrity
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@TheBookofTaylor
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She’s about to be dragged by her ponytail through the mud and I’m gonna watch bc she deserves it
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@TheBookofTaylor
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6 months
Stop misunderstanding Clara Bow 😭 Taylor is NOT passing the torch omfg it’s about how the men in suits trick these girls into signing their life away by showering them in false promises l, making them feel special by saying they’re the real thing, just like xyz celeb but better
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
NOT THE HISTORY CHANNEL
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@TheBookofTaylor
Cristina 🍣
6 months
“This is our generation’s Shakespeare?” Shakespeare wrote a dick joke into every one of his plays
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
Folklore x Evermore As Books, a recommendation thread
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 months
Growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all
@whotfisjovana
The Notorious J.O.V.
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@TheBookofTaylor
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I love folklore/evermore more than everyone, but I’m tired of people only pulling from those songs when trying to prove Taylor’s lyricism. So here are just a few lyrics from pre-folklore Taylor that I think are perfectly crafted:
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Not a single one of Taylor’s rock-aligned songs are popular. Eyes Open, The Story of Us, State of Grace still haven’t crested that hill
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“we wanted a rock album” yall couldn’t even handle her
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
Anti-hero not being the track 5 is scaring me
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@TheBookofTaylor
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6 months
I can’t even imagine having a guy be your biggest what-if, that you’ve built up in your mind as your perfect twin. And then after all these years you finally get a chance to date, and it’s the biggest dumpster fire. Like he’s actually horrific. Years wasted dreaming of fantasy 😭
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
This is what non Swifties don’t understand when we say the re-recording process is so much more than a business move. It’s her LIFE, she grew up alongside her music. It’s so deeply apart of her memories and sense of self. She was violated in a way most people cant comprehend
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@TheBookofTaylor
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9 months
You mean like every other awards show?
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@TheBookofTaylor
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4 years
Indie artists getting pressed bc the biggest mainstream artist they’ve always looked down on has proven how easily & flawlessly she can create what they have long considered “real music” while barely breaking a sweat. So they have to chalk it up to her “copying” them so their-
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@TheBookofTaylor
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“sOngWRitTinG iS mOre ThaN jUsT lYrIcS, iT’s mEloDy tOo” Exactly, that’s why Taylor got songwriting credits on a COVER SONG bc she reimagined it so much that the band gave her credit since they were blown away by how different the melody was. She is a songwriter through & through
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@TheBookofTaylor
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6 months
Look there’s only one man I can see calling Taylor “his lady,” and it’s neither of the sickly Victorian children
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@TheBookofTaylor
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6 months
Taylor has been sprinkling country songs throughout her last 5 albums but for some reason doesn’t want to commit to a full album. Just do it girlie, we know you want to. I want you to
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
TOLD YOU FUCKERS ITS FROM RED ERA
@exileoutdid
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1 year
“This is about something happened a really long time ago, it took place in new york” Taylor Swift before playing ‘Maroon’ #TheErasTourTS
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@TheBookofTaylor
Cristina 🍣
6 months
Look Evermore did that with streams and digital sales alone 😭😭 there was no physical release debut week, she did the best she could 💔
@thegodlore
K E I T H ✨
6 months
TS9, TS10, TS11 😭😭😭
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
Everyone arguing over when the vault tracks were written, but I know for a FACT Taylor wrote Timeless in 2009 bc of her stupid ass obsession with soldiers lmaoo
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
I just saw a hunger games edit to Eyes Open and all the comments were like “omg why does it fit so well?!?” GIRL—
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@TheBookofTaylor
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5 months
Everyone being mad about the 22 hat being sold is making me think of when Taylor gave out guitar picks at her tiny desk concert and told the little girls to sell them on eBay LMAO
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
I find it actually hilarious that the re-records are technically what have slingshotted Taylor into the absolute stardom peak that shes at rn 😭 like they really thought this would ruin her but it literally just made her even more famous and beloved
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@TheBookofTaylor
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5 months
People just now finding out that Taylor is an aficionado when it comes to music. She listens to any and every genre and has a deep knowledge of all artists who have been in the game. Back when she had a public playlist you’d see constant posts of “how tf does she know this song?”
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@TheBookofTaylor
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5 months
People being shocked that Cassandra is based on the Greek myth,,, as if we didn’t already know that? As if that’s not integral information you had to know to fully understand the song 😭?
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
Wait what if “You’re on Your Own Now, Kid” is what her parents said after they dropped her off at her new apartment in a big city. What if it’s about the night where it was so much colder than she thought it would be so she tucked herself in and turned her nightlight on
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@TheBookofTaylor
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5 months
Not him publicly claiming his side in the divorce I’m crying
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
“Taylor is FORCING me to stay up late with her surprise announcements” y’all know you can just… wait until the morning like… even if it was a new song… the world won’t end if you listen to it a couple hours later
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@TheBookofTaylor
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4 years
folklore x evermore song parallels, a thread
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 month
@theycallhercook The absolute irony of you using this gif, get off my page bigot
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
Taylor writing “Lightning stikes every time she moves” as a metaphor for paparazzi is still one of the best lines she has written
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
Some of y’all still confused what Taylor was doing on April 29th when the song is literally named high infidelity and she said she was staring in another man’s eyes while she was still in a relationship 😭
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
The Lakes, an essay thread:
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
And this is emphasized more by the fact that she is seen drinking white wine later
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
I’m so sad, she very obviously had a whole schedule for the releases and she had to scrap the whole thing :( I despise leakers, there’s no reason for it
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
Taylor literally says in her prologue how detrimental it was to her confidence that people thought she didn’t write her songs and here you are, once again, saying there’s no way 19/20 yr old Taylor could have written these songs
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1 year
taylor needs to start providing us with proof that she wrote some of these songs in the decade that she says she did
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Kind of love how Taylor basically called everyone stupid for thinking she and him only just started dating, bc to this day people still think she only dated guys like Jake or Harry for 2 months which is why they think she’s crazy
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
This whole Halsey situation has made me realize that labels own the masters to unreleased songs too. So Taylor did vault tracks not just because they spiced up the re-recordings, but also bc that was the only way she could own those as well 🤠 it’s so fucked up
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
What’s literally so devastating about You’re Losing Me is that it’s literally Exile 2.0 which they WROTE TOGETHER
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
The more little crumbs we get of Joe’s thoughts on Taylor’s career and music the more I am solidified in my belief that he absolutely despises Swifties with a burning passion and I love him for it
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
This baby????? This baby faced girl???? Was going through that?????
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@TheBookofTaylor
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4 years
Y’all complained so much about Lover’s cover so Taylor decided to just give y’all 8 editions to choose from to shut y’all up 😭😭
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Taylor went from being a young girl driving around the country with her mom, begging radio hosts to play her songs by bribing them with cookies she made, to being one of the biggest artists of all time with widespread success, influence, and critical praise #14YearsOfTaylorSwift
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Actually pisses me off how so much of Taylor’s music cannot be owned physically. We got most of the 3am tracks except for glitch and Paris. Like why???? There was zero reason to leave those out like WHAT. ITWAM TV just floating in oblivion with aotgylb. Anthology nowhere.
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
Swifties stop being weird by trying to label Taylor’s boy toys as our “dad” challenge. Our only dad is Aaron Dessner
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
He always makes sure to leave out the important details. “Never have a dialogue” like bro, you were going to force her to sign a very extensive NDA to tie her mouth just to even BEGIN said dialogue
@TheSwiftSociety
The Swift Society
2 years
⚰️| Scooter Braun replies @TaylorSwift13 about buying her masters: "Those narratives aren't true. I think artists should have ownership. I'm open, what you can't do is say that you want something and then never have a dialogue."
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Taylor having to say “don’t feel bad for me” makes me :(
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
I just finished reading the most Taylor Swift book that has ever been written, like it was as if her brain had been cracked open and spilled across the pages and the author just slapped their name on it. Immediately put it on my book thread which should be ready to post soon
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@TheBookofTaylor
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“You don’t really read into my melancholia” it must be so freeing to be with someone who just allows you to have bouts of sadness without constantly being overbearing about it, demanding to know what’s wrong or how to fix it or assuming she wants to break up. All she needs is-
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
Music producer Scott Swift strikes again
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
It’s so obvious that Taylor was willing to take him back if he groveled and apologized and gave a grand declaration of love as a proposal 😀 like she 100% would have taken him back 😀 and he just didn’t even bother to try 😀 he didn’t even think he did anything wrong 😀
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
Y’all know absolutely nothing about c*ke and it’s hilarious
@jamesblack038
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1 year
why does her nose always get red, genuine question please answer me guys.
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Not him putting the date ajxisjjssllaa he did it for the drama
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Taylor Swift Updates 🩶
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📸| @jackantonoff shares new/old pic of @taylorswift13 on his IG story! "you're losing me is out today. a very special track from the midnights sessions that's finally steaming! written and recorded at home on 12/5/21 right after taylor ate these raisins"
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@TheBookofTaylor
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What more iconic, this song or Taylor flat out saying in an article that John was self absorbed for thinking it was about him 💀
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
Why does Spotify never do albums on their wrapped 🤨 what do they have against us album enjoyers
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@TheBookofTaylor
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It’s absolutely insane how many Swifties completely doubt baby Taylor’s songwriting abilities. Some of her best crafted songs were from pre-RED era and yet you sit there and say she couldn’t have written the vault songs???? Fuck off
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Not my first thought being 👁👄👁
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@28seulgi
ً rvblancs
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stan twitter is crazy bcs i can put this picture and everybody knows who i'm talking about
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@TheBookofTaylor
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mmmmhhhhh
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5 years
The way I just know that Billie was/maybe still is a Taylor hater. I can just feel it
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@TheBookofTaylor
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If we ever get a evermore long pond session, I’m 85% sure she’ll describe writing Coney Island just as she did Hoax. Just “yeah I don’t really know what it means either, it’s just vibes and emotions”
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
You guys severely underestimate what a monopoly is. Taylor could afford to take her music off Spotify or Apple Music because there were still other ways to sell or stream her music outside those two platforms. For tour, it’s either she uses Ticketmaster or she doesn’t go on tour
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@TheBookofTaylor
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I’m actually obsessed with her teeth
@fiImgal
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sue is so kind💖
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Something about opening your massive world tour with two politically driven songs but still deciding to stay silent on the issues you actively fought for with those songs
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
I’m sorry but I still can’t get over her bodyguard straight up threatening to mvrder that girl sjjxkskskskslls what a fucking king, hilarious
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@TheBookofTaylor
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5 months
Instagram is the worst place on earth
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@TheBookofTaylor
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6 months
Fortnight is really making me want to dieeeee like she’s literally saying she sees a future where she’s stuck in a miserable marriage with a man who cheats, but when she runs into her ex he has a lovely wife and is doing well and she’s like good for you but you fucked me up so-
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
Is it insensitive for me to say get your shit together so I can love you? is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything, or do you not want to?
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@TheBookofTaylor
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5 months
@cowboywisteria It’s not about people judging her, it’s the fact that she could drop more money in an instant than we could ever crowdsource in a month
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@TheBookofTaylor
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5 months
How am I just now realizing the implications of “splintered back in winter”
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one of her most catchiest and vulnerable verses btw
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@TheBookofTaylor
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The way that Taylor knew y’all freaks would look into the source code of her website so she made her team add a puzzle with little clues 😭 we’re in a toxic ass relationship with each other fr
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Taylor honestly scares lmao. She was recording evermore while also re-recording her music, plus she was also filming the folklore long pond sessions while also recording vocals for evermore. Girlie is a multi-tasking queen
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@TheBookofTaylor
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3 years
The only reason why people hate Taylor is because she actually writes her songs. Ya can’t drag other artists for “always bringing up their ex” when they have a team of 18 people writing their breakup songs for them
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@TheBookofTaylor
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Y’all are struggling so hard with the concept of folklore, I honestly feel bad for y’all. So, let’s go through this one more time. folklore is a COLLECTION of stories, meaning multiple d i f f e r e n t stories, from a multitude of perspectives that warp the truth. It is the-
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@TheBookofTaylor
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4 years
This is why Speak Now Taylor was the most badass Taylor. She was mouthy and did not give a sh!t
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@TheBookofTaylor
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4 years
No one: Taylor: I’m gonna write a song about getting a divorce. But about rejecting a marriage proposal. Then I’m gonna write about getting cheated on. But also about having an affair. I’m gonna write about my soul mate. But throw in 10 breakup songs. Also I’m going to kill a man
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@TheBookofTaylor
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@stansonlyacct First, it’s a genocide not a war. Second, nowhere did I say she could stop it. I said she should donate bc families are trapped rn & funding their ability to evacuate & receive necessary provisions + care is something that we can all do to help where our politicians refuse
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
I’m sorry WHAT
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
This album is literally the embodiment of “I’m afraid I’m secretly a horrible awful person who has manipulated everyone around me into thinking I’m actually a good person.” My girl, go to THERAPY 😭
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
The way she drags out “me” in this performance gives me so much serotonin
@reputushion
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never forget how kim lied & called taylor swift a snake so she brought out a 172-by-40-foot snake every night on tour and then made millions from the tour
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5 months
Desperately need to know what she’s holding off on the anthology physicals for. Would they not count for ttpd?
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1 year
I’m sorry, but I’m high key really excited for Taylor to be with an athlete 🤭 like she’s been needing this change
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@TheBookofTaylor
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7 months
Not UMG fucking up Taylor’s relationship with record stores. I don’t think the Taylor that gave away boxes of free signed folklore CDs to these businesses during the pandemic would be too happy about this
@ThatGayDad13
That gay dad
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@UMG I think @DarksideRecordz has some very valid questions. Please pay attention because this is not a good look for you.
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My favorite genre is the “I hate myself, I love myself” dichotomy in the Taylor Swift Universe. She’s anti-hero. The archer, the renegade, the mirrorall, the argumentative antithetical dream girl. Midnight rain crying sapphire tears
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To the swiffers saying that Taylor should have done something more than just her and her guitar: y’all remember that we’re in a pandemic right?? Like she wasn’t gonna pull out background dancers, singers, & a band 😭😭 she literally hasn’t even used her stylist this entire era
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3 years
Taylor having long hair again is making me emotional
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@TheBookofTaylor
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9 months
You cannot convince me the k clan wasn’t behind most of those tabloids pushing the ecoterrorist allegations
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1 year
Taylor on stage having the time of her life rn completely unaware to the absolute frantic chaos occurring across the online globe consciousness
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3 years
HELLO???? IM SORRY?? WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?
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@TheBookofTaylor
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2 years
I truly think Taylor just doesn’t believe anyone likes Debut 😭 but I’m hoping this tour proves her wrong when she hears how loud the stadium gets whenever she plays a debut song like it did for Our Song
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2 years
Swifties when a relationship they convinced themselves was perfect, turns out to have regular ups and downs: oh my god they were MISERABLE TOGETHER HE WAS EMOTIONALLY ABUSING HER HE WAS CHEATING ON HER THE ENTIRE 6 YEARS
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@TheBookofTaylor
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I’m starting to see this gap between older fans and newer fans being made bc of the album variations. Older fans went into this era already aware of how it was going to go down. Many of us knew there were going to be multiple variations and that signed albums were going to be-
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@TheBookofTaylor
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4 years
egos don’t get bruised like a bad apple
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2 years
Bestie said she thinks the upside down phone means self-written and I’m starting to agree 👀
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@TheBookofTaylor
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1 year
No matter how bad Taylor messes up, I will never throw her words back in her face bc it’s the ickiest thing you can do to a person. It’s so fucked up to take her lyrics, which detail some of her deepest fears and insecurities, and try and use them as some sort of gotcha moment
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I’m crying, I’m just now realizing why I’ve seen a suspiciously low amount of posts mentioning him. I’ve had has name muted for like two years whdjkskak
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Taylor: uses a common idiom/turn of phrase in a song Swifties every time they encounter it in the world afterwards: TAYLOR SWIFT!?
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