If Martin Luther King were alive today, he would be marching in protest against the gun nuts at the #VirginiaRally but he’s not alive. Because... guns. #IfMLKwereAliveToday

There’s a direct correlation between people who worship Jesus and the in-a-fucking-bilaty to read.

@LorraineMarie71 @atensnut @SpeakerJohnson @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @PressSec @PamBondi Someone slowly explain to dim sum brain Lorraine what “pardon” means.

@KashPatel_News MAGAts are beyond hopeless 😂

Don’t know guys it just seems Elon’s Twitter is different.

RT @_iamoriel: Benson Boone’s live performance at the Grammys is pure art, electric ⚡️. No autotune, no DJ playing song in the background,…

It was project 2025 the whole time you fucking idiots.

@joshsburn @nut_history Not a single black or brown player in those days. Wouldn’t make the top 10 today.

@1zzyzyx1 @RepJasmine Seth seems alwhite

Trump is making Putin look like a good guy.

These first 16 days of the new Trump administration has been the longest decade of my life. Exhausted.

@GladysToper @itsdeaann Found you

@SenWarren And what are you doing with your power? We have checks and balances for a reason. Log off and do your fucking job.

@Ogjamiepierce1 @LaurenWitzkeDE Gay

@patriot_savvy I am a psychological profiler, and this is a clear indication of deception. Eyes immediately go up and to the right following a response. Textbook LIE signal.

Stephen Miller is a gaping, insufferable asshole.

@SanentT @AOC Can’t help but notice you just sitting on your ass typing on Twitter. But I guess it’s up to everyone else to do the work.

Pete Hegseth just took the oath of office to be sworn in as secretary of defense, then produced a flask from his American flag coat pocket, guzzled it, screamed “USA”, and knocked his wife out with a solid right cross. Congratulations America!

@wrenw44 @NoWarsButClass @elonmusk lol “whinny”. Fun watching Trumptards try to spell.

@elonmusk You try too hard and do too much.

@DerrickEvans4WV Cool. Let’s go invade places and beat people up. I’ll bring the Viking hat.