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#AUBURNSUCKS
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FACT: Over the last 3 seasons Auburn is 12-10 at home with 8 of those victories coming over Akron, Alabama State, Georgia State, Mercer, San Jose State, Western Kentucky, UMass & Samford.
Average ticket prices for the P5 Championship games:
ACC. FSU-Louisville $50
Big 10. Michigan-Iowa - $60
Big 12. Texas-Oklahoma St $98
Pac 12. Oregon-Washington $26
SEC Alabama & Georgia $350
SEC. It Just Means More.
Alabama flew Nick Saban’s nasal swab to a lab in Mobile on Saturday morning for Covid clearance. In the meantime, Auburn bused their team to South Carolina for their game with the Gamecocks...proving that Nick Saban’s snot is more valuable than Auburn football.
Looking at Alabama’s football signee list…between Jeremiah, Aaron, Elijah, Emmanuel & Isaiah, the Crimson Tide pretty much owns the Old Testament Team.
The number of multiple football National Championships won over the last 60 years:
Penn St, LSU: 2
Florida, FSU, Ohio St, Texas: 3
Oklahoma, Nebraska: 4
Miami, USC: 5
Alabama: 13
...Just like God intended.
Do you know the last time a Gus Malzahn coached Auburn football team scored a second half touchdown in Athens, Georgia?
NEVER. It’s never happened. Not once.
One of the more classless moves I’ve ever seen in an Iron Bowl and of course, no flag. The SEC should suspend the Auburn player and the officiating crew.
#UGA
, you’re a class organization. Mark my words, one day the Dawgs will be hoisting up that National Championship trophy. Congratulations on a fine season.
#TipOfTheHat
#KeepYourHeadUp
Listen Barners, I don’t want to hear about how tough it is to be an Auburn fan right now. As an Alabama fan I have to get up every morning & decide whether to use my ‘09, ‘11, ‘12, ‘15 or ‘17 Bama National Championship coffee mug—so I understand the struggle.
#RollTide
Auburn fans, if you have trouble finding Legacy Arena for your first round match up in the NCAA Tournament, it’s right next to Protective Stadium—home of the Birmingham Bowl—your home away from home.
Matt Rhule is my hero! First he leaves Baylor for the Carolina Panthers. Next he hires Joe Brady out of Baton Rouge. Then Baylor turns around and hires Tigers DC Dave Aranda. Rhule has pretty much singlehandedly destroyed the LSU football program in a matter of days.
BREAKING: LSU has announced that at the end of the LSU football season Ed Orgeron will become a candidate for an offensive line analyst position for Nick Saban at Alabama.
Eric Musselman, “They danced on our logo before the game and we saw that.”
Eric, they’re Auburn. They’re coached by Bruce Pearl. They’ve turned classless behavior into an art form.
Just a friendly reminder that we are 28 days away from kickoff, which ironically is how many points UGA scored when they kicked Auburn’s ass in the SEC Championship Game.
Looking at Auburn’s football schedule this season, three of their first four games are against Akron, Alabama State and Georgia State. I guess Chilton County High was already booked.
BREAKING: With only 8 days before kickoff, Auburn will be going for their third loss in a row at Mercedes Benz Stadium when they face Washington in what will be AU’s only appearance in Atlanta this football season.
WARNING: Today while the sports world will be transfixed on the epic battle between Alabama vs Georgia for the
#SECChampionship
, somewhere in Auburn, AL, Gus Malzahn will be a dark bunker devising a diabolical plan to run more trick plays featuring his placekicker.
The media narrative:
Jimbo Fisher is going to be the next Nick Saban.
Kirby Smart is going to be the next Nick Saban.
Jeremy Pruitt is going to be the next Nick Saban.
I’ve got news for you: There is only one Nick Saban, and he is at The University of Alabama.
Not saying that Auburn fans have given up on their season, but this Barner that I work with put 4 Auburn-Tennessee tickets under the windshield wipers of his truck with a sign that said “Free AU-UT tickets.” When he went back to his truck there were 8 more tickets.
Sooners fans mocking a depleted Florida Gators team with the “SEC” chant at the Cotton Bowl.
Results of OU’s last three trips to the
#CFBPlayoff
2017 vs Georgia: Loss
2018 vs Alabama: Loss
2019 vs LSU: Loss
A friendly reminder for the Anti-Tua Heisman crowd:
Tagovailoa: 25 total TDs, 1,763 total yds, 0 INT
Fields: 23 total TDs, 1,314 total yds, 0 INT
Burrow: 18 total TDs, 1,570 total yds, 2 INT
Hurts: 17 total TDs, 1,738 total yds, 1 INT
Nix 9 TDs total TDs, 1153 total yds, 2 INT
I see that UCF will have a celebration parade at Disney World. Not surprising considering the Knights are celebrating a Mickey Mouse National Championship.