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Prodigal sun, monster eater, sacred switchblade. ✨☀️🥪🥚🐝👁️💫 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️ 🖤🤍💛❤️
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I sent this to my Brazilian friend as a joke and he legitimately just fucking said “yeah how do you do it there?” and I am losing it.
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This is obscenely large, but I present to you my version of The Big Sandwich.
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I have no issue with anyone who has taken their bird off or left their bird on.
Still here to have a good time and connect with people and have fun, and if you’re about that too then we’re cool. ✨
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I’m so close to just eating an ant to see what they taste like.
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They replaced the bus stop info with a Slim Jim and now I don’t know when I’m going home.
Tell me, meatsnack, when will my bus arrive?
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Who wants to hang out with me? I promise it’ll be [type 3] fun.
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I went over to talk to my neighbor about how her air freshener bothers me because I’m autistic and ended up talking to her for over an hour and she gave me her phone number.
People can be surprisingly decent in this world if you give them a chance.
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@mito_chondria
You know, I really don't doubt it. It just looks really scary if you don't know what it is, I think.
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"I'm sorry it takes forever to respond"
NO, do NOT apologize for this to me. It allows me to justify taking 2 days to respond myself, and also quick back and forth messaging kinda stresses me out and distracts me.
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I actually really like Valentine’s Day regardless of my relationship status because it reminds me of everyone I’ve ever loved and those who have loved me.
Not all of them have been happy stories but they’ve all distinctly shaped who I’ve become one way or another.
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I woke up extremely depressed and with a lot of PTSD flashbacks and I am Not Having A Good Time™️ today.
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So with this influx of falcons let me just say that I'm mostly here to retweet stuff I find interesting or valuable in some way and gush over my special interests (mainly Book of The New Sun and Swans right now).
Still, nice to meet all of you, heh!
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I’m happier than I’ve been in years. I don’t even know what to do with myself these days. It’s spilling everywhere.
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Sometimes you need to sit on a large rock overlooking a small city.
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My roommate got me a banana slug plush as an apology for getting me sick.
It is so cute I’m going to die.
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Tested negative for covid!
Now I can be a big baby about a head cold and eat nothing but soup for a few days without worry. ✨
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You ever listen to a song and the lyric is just a bit uh, too accurate in a spooky way?
Hoo.
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As soon as we get this mouse I’m going to be insufferable on here with mouseposting, this is a promise.
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How do I maintain my figure at 35 without worrying about what I eat ever?
Pact with an entity, next question.
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Well, it's booked. I'm definitely taking the trip to see the eclipse this year.
Let's fucking go. ☀️
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Not big enough to qualify as a Big Sandwich, but as my initiation into Project Big Sandwich I think it’s a good start.
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Considering becoming more cryptic and making weird emotionally confrontational art. ✨
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My partner wants a pet mouse and I cannot support him enough in this endeavor.
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My roommate and I will abruptly stop everything we’re doing when we hear the loud ass toad that lives next to our neighbors porch just to see if we can’t catch a peak at the majestic animal.
The thing has to be bigger than my fist.
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Petplay but none of this vanilla mammalian shit;
get in the temperature controlled tank and I’ll gently mist you under the sun lamp.
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You know where to meet me.
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Executive functioning is such a silly myth. What do you mean people “get tasks done” and “finish things”?
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If I end up murdered, it’s probably my downstairs neighbor.
This is *mostly* a joke. Ha ha. Ha.
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Direct communication can be seen as aggressive but indirect communication lends itself to toxicity and misunderstanding.
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Everyone says they hate mayonnaise and it's gross but yet it's everywhere and on everything.
Someone is fuckin' lying.
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You FOOL,
You've restarted THE LOOP
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I think I just made this bakery worker’s day. I asked which sandwich they serve was physically the largest and immediately without any other question ordered that one.
Big sandwich time. Pictures later.
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Has anyone ever noticed that,
No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful
are insane lyrics for a They Might Be Giants Song?
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Without downloading any pics, where are you at mentally
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Turns out I never needed a mythical portal in the woods; I just needed the woods.
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I know that this feeling will pass but I am absolutely ready to just give up tonight.
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I talked about Big Sandwich so much yesterday that my roommate dreamed about getting one himself. The memetics are strong.
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It hath been achieved, gotta light the black candles in celebration.
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The falcons need an updated version of this image with birds instead of fish.
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I should be asleep but I’m awake taking pictures of Cloop Boop.
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Came here to read but I’m a bit distracted by the everything. ✨
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There’s a weird thing with the algorithm lately where at random points in the night my for you tab is just fucking rabbits and I don’t understand why this happens.
Like, it’s cute, but what on earth is happening.
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I did a double take in the fried chicken place, like, wait that’s a box of what now?
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As much as I joke that I’ve been going kind of crazy lately, I’ve been big time pulling myself out of some agoraphobic patterns I’ve had for years and I’m really proud of myself.
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Your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside.
Ah, hm.🤔
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I want a strange amulet with an entity attached to it. I think my life would be better if I had a strange amulet with an entity attached to it.
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I don’t know if everything is going to be okay.
But I do know I’m very happy right now and that’s enough for me.
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To unwind I like to listen to music that sounds like an industrial accident at irresponsible volumes.
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So the promotional art for the eclipse event in Conway Arkansas reminded me of something.
Did someone make a nod to Gene Wolfe here or am I just insane?
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I keep dreaming about someone I do not want to dream about and I’m gonna learn to lucid dream to kick his ass.
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One day I'm gonna get punched square in the face because when someone tries to intimidate me my default way of handling it is by being patronizing and talking down to them while also hearing them out. Like talking to a child who is having a tantrum.
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Personal update: I’m dealing with a deck of cards stacked against me right now. I’m not really one to complain until it’s *really bad*, and I don’t feel like it’s really bad, but it’s definitely not good.
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I have no executive functioning juice today.
Let’s try again tomorrow.
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I can nap literally anywhere, I just curl up like a cat on the floor and I’m out like a light.
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I will always prefer the ease and aesthetics of smoking weed from a one-hitter. You can’t do a bong rip with an air of dismissiveness and unamused detachment, it’s just not possible.
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It's pretty crazy that my main issues with autism are sensory based and adhere to internal logic and yet neurotypicals still treat me like I am an alien or just psychotic when I talk about my experiences.
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I’m not acting erratically, it’s performance art and I’m completing a hypersigil.
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I’m really tired of people with the emotional intelligence of a six year old taking their shit out on me.
Get a fucking therapist or take a walk in the woods.
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11 years ago on this day I got married to my ex.
I feel like I've lived whole lives in between then and now, god damn.
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Wow, Christmas is like, about to happen, huh?
I didn’t notice because I’m not horrendously depressed this year for once. Is this what it feels like to be festive?
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Normally I am Very Social. Over the holidays this diminishes by like 90% and I get notably introverted.
It's never personal and there's literally nothing I can do about it, please be understanding.
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I just punched a yellowjacket.
Dunno what else today has in store for me but I’m awake for it now, shit.
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A little concerned that I could actually pass out from exhaustion like in Stardew Valley. 🤔
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Significantly more calm and happy this morning. ✨
Thank you to everyone who reached out yesterday. It meant more than I can say, and I’m really thankful for the falcons.
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The best part of feeling sick is the appreciation of how great it feels to not be sick when you’re through with it.
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Chicken Permission.
Chicken parm with black truffle garlic bread and vodka sauce.
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Dinner is two pints of PNW strawberries and a 100mg edible and not one of you can stop me.
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Without telling me your age, what's the first video game you ever played?
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Every time I think my life is more chaotic than my brother’s, a bus drives into his apartment or something and I’m humbled by our respective karmic roles in life.
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Today I had taco pancakes, ingested many substances, and fucked with a cursed bridge.
Ah Texas, I’ve missed you.
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Literally me. So mad I can’t see the eclipse tomorrow.
The sky is a goddamn bitch.
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in November
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The “You Know We Had To Do It To ‘Em”.
Alpaca steak with white cheddar, spicy berry sauce, mayo, and wasabi arugula.
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