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The Wizard Of Snark Says "WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!"

@TheAllKnowingN1

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The Magician Of The Tribunal Of The Imagination. Film-Critic And Nerd-Wizard. Genderfluid-masc, bi, he/they. Toss a coin to your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty.

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@TheAllKnowingN1
The Wizard Of Snark Says "WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!"
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And now, The Internet Dads to bring some positivity back to this hellsite... and a showcase for one of the greatest anime-adaptations of all time. "Oh my God, was that a ninja?" "More like a NON-ja... terrible what passes for a ninja these days."
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@Provokethoughtz Well, it goes all the way back to Classical Greece... where romance was between a man and the teenage boy he was bringing up in the ways of the world. Women? What were THEY good for, besides making more Greeks?
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@TwinkieTheTwink Well, aren't you a peach.
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@BlazeBinges Yeah, not me... Liner Boy was cooler when he could operate under his own power.
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@airbagged1 It's also only racism when it's "Ya know, white people kinda suck."
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@Provokethoughtz The trouble is that men don't want a partner or a companion. They want a "fuckmaid" that can take over for Mom. "CAN YOU MAKE ME PIZZA-BAGELS?"
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@windupgemma Or maybe he means "gay bar" or any place else that isn't church or his local dive-bar that his dumb ass considers a "den of inequity established by International Jewry."
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@bkn1966 @windupgemma @miselaineous13 ...Do you even know what words mean, or do you let fairy-tales and a reality-TV game-show host do your thinking FOR you?
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@MarcusCVance The only thing that "phenotype" is conquering is a 72-ounce steak-eating challenge. "300" was not a documentary, you CLODS...
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@FlamePanda87 *hugs*
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@NinjaSocialist I wish these morons would just pull the ripcord already and come out of the closet. We get it... you hate women. You think their only use is for making babies, and the only relationships worth cultivating are those w/ men.
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@sabskskthemeow "Hey, cowboys couldn't afford cannons!" "They couldn't afford station-wagons either!"
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@Nadicakes_ That's why they become Nazis, ya know... because Nazism is political thumb-sucking.
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@mxscottkernest "This too shall pass."
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@NinjaSocialist Mommy's basement... Nietzsche thought women should be carrying warriors in the womb and doing nothing else, but he didn't make much time w/ the ladies. The father of "Die Ubermensch" was a basement-dwelling nerd w/ a chip on his shoulder about his Bible-thumping dad.
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@FrankConniff All they have to do is let the morons keep stepping on rakes, and they'll make out like bandits come the midterms. This Too Shall Pass, TV's Frank my old friend. Nobody's actually takin' this BS lying down. It's just frustrating as all hell.
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@mxscottkernest And surprising absolutely no one, it's a STUPID opinion. Seriously? THESE nitwits STILL think they're "The Master Race?" Based on how easily they sunburn?
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@RightWingCope Just more red meat for the base... the morons go where Dear Leader's finger points. Like lemmings off the cliff into the sea.
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@LilithLovett No, they're mostly going to make idiots of themselves and be fired before the midterms... b/c no one gets to make Der Orange Fuhrer look stupid except Der Orange Fuhrer. These men are not gods, and capitalism is not The Darkening.
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