Al Pitcher
@TheAlPitcher
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Comedian in Sverige 🇸🇪 For dates , news , merchandise go to https://t.co/n8ePuQNc9u 🩷 Sign up for my newsletter 👍🏻
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Joined July 2009
A pair of friends driving through Queens got the shock of their lives when a rat crawled out of the car’s hood and onto the windshield as they headed toward LaGuardia Airport. 🐀
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This wins halloween for the rest of my life 😂
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This wedding ceremony will be talked about for his entire life 😂
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Huge Congrats , What a story !!
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U2's 'Boy' was released 45 years ago today as their debut studio album in 1980. The cover 'boy', Peter Rowen, is now 51 and a photographer in Ireland.
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These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.
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Unless you were there, it’s hard to comprehend that these game changing albums all dropped in a two month period, from August 8th to October 8th, back in 1991. As astounding as it was impactful…
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Cooked 😂
How we line up to face Huddersfield 🩵 XI | Trafford, Nunes, Stones (C), Ake, O’Reilly, Lewis, Nico, Bobb, Mukasa, Foden, Savinho SUBS | Donnarumma, Dias, Reijnders, Bernardo, Phillips, Braithwaite, J. Heskey, Mfuni, R. Heskey 🤝 @etihad
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What a Legend
𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 🐐 Jordan Rhodes has today called time on a distinguished playing career, within which he scored 97 goals as a Terrier in 212 appearances over two separate spells at the Club 🙌 Best of luck with what comes next, Jordan 💙 #htafc
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Find it really strange how much teams risk the ball in their build-up but refuse to risk anything in the final third. The fear of turnovers with a lack of bodies in positions to regain with large spaces for opposition players have managers really worried about the trade off.
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That feeling when your girlfriend from high school finally gets engaged. I used to tell myself: Andrew, it’ll be ok. She wasn’t right for you. I just hope her husband isn’t some handsome buff football player.
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Living Colour - ‘Cult of Personality’…stop & listen to this!!! Roskikde Festival, Denmark, 1989! Absolutely brilliant song, killer performance! Deserve as much love as they get!! https://t.co/LMgtuO0OG5
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I’m fucking crying the apprentice at work has been told not to come back, because he’s got given £20 by the boss to get by rolls of tape and he’s came back 30 mins later with a maccies and no tape. Unreal man 😭😭
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This is the story of his life, right here. Caddy tosses a ball on the ground, then POTUS pretends it's the shot he made.
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