Took my daughter to her first Astros game yesterday.
We didn’t win it all in 2023, but it was the year she fell in love with
@Astros
baseball, and for me, that’s as good as a championship.
@GonsolinRBW
Good. Don’t EVER get over it. Every time you think of the game you love, think about the Astros and how they stole your happiness.
Continue to be miserable and insufferable on this app. Trust me, I can speak for all of Astros Nation when I say your sadness makes us happy. 😃
@MLB
@Rangers
@CapitalOne
Don’t get it twisted. This parade is mostly for everyone that lives within a 50 mile radius of Arlington.
The state of Texas belongs to Houston.
@ItsTwoTho
@big_business_
It’s hard to understand your message without any punctuation, but I take it you don’t agree.
I’m from Houston. I watched prime Harden in Houston and was a huge fan of his. There’s nothing you can tell me about him.
He lacks the work ethic that the great ones had.
If you are entertaining the Damar Hamlin conspiracy theory, raise your hand. 🖐️
Ok, now bend your arm at the elbow, reach back and SLAP YOUR OWN STUPID FACE.
@RangersInsiders
The response I’d expect from a casual. Do you even follow baseball? Lol
There’s is a near zero percent chance that HBP was on purpose.
Understand the situation, my boy.
@cooIboobs
As an expert on electricity, this is what we call ball-o-lightening. I’ve only seen it one other time while exploring ice energy in Antarctica. Incredible!
There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly
#Blest
@ItsTwoTho
@big_business_
Don’t ever mention Jordan and Harden in the same breath.
I’m not regurgitating rhetoric. I’m speaking to my observations having been a die hard fan of Harden. I used to be like you, though, so I know where you’re coming from.
@marioagomez_1
He had a buzzer in the dirt, under his shirt and in the dugout.
It’s totally true. I heard it on Twitter from Aaron Judge’s 5th cousin on his great aunts side.
I’m sure
@Jomboy_
will be doing an entire video on it soon.
That’s how this works, right?
@AriMeirov
When he secured the 2024 1st, he definitely thought he’d be picking in the top 10 with that one.
As it turns out, the Texans made the playoffs and the value balance for this trade has swung heavily in Houston’s favor.
#WeAreTexans
@DanClarkSports
Oh Dan, 2017 is as legit as 2022.
Also, it’s not a choke job when you make to a WS or ALCS unless you get swept (like the Astros did in 2005).
If you want to see a real choke job, look at this year’s Orioles team. 😉 😬
@ryan_dr3
@KSTiLLS
If my children are getting good grades, handling business, and being respectful, they can express themselves any way they see fit.
You folks are acting like painted nails are a gateway to gay.
Here’s a picture of one of the baddest men on the planet with a French Tip. *gasp*
It may be fun to say, and troll Astros accounts with, but you and I both know that Altuve isn’t a cheater.
He’s just good. Really, really good.
And if he joined your team, he’d immediately become one of the best players to ever put on your team’s uniform.
#Ready2Reign
@RangersInsiders
When the Astros are 10 games in front, Rangers fans will once again be in the back of the class with their mouths shut, dreaming of the day their team reaches some sort of relevancy.
Don’t hold your breath.
#Ready2Reign
@JSibert18
@RangersInsiders
We aren’t worried about a thing. We’re playing with house money at this point. No pressure at all.
The Rangers on the other hand have all the pressure, and they seem to be crumbling under the weight of it.
@JudgesTorres
@AstrosAtoZ
@JonHeyman
@CharlieRGa
The Yankees used technology to relay signs as well. Not to mention their deep history of their players using PEDs.
The Yankees have a culture of cheating, but go off…
@MuseRangers
@BenVerlander
@astros
You’re emotional. I get it. I’d be emotional too if my team kept being dominated by a team I hate.
I don’t know EXACTLY what that feels like, but I imagine it’s hard to realize you’ll have to kneel and kiss the ring again this year.
@TalkinBaseball_
For all of you people reading too much into his comments, he said…
“Hopefully we just win in 4”
I’m pretty sure every player on each team is hoping for that. This isn’t the same as “We want Houston”. This is not bulletin board material.
#LevelUp
#WorldSeries
#RedOctober
@EvanGrahamDunn
@MLBONFOX
@astros
Yes, imagine it Evan. Imagine how we feel right now, in this moment celebrating with friends and family. Watching endless highlights. THE FEELING! THE VIBES!
#LevelUp
Ok, that’s enough. Back to reality for you. What’s your team up to tonight?
@reclinernerd
We aren’t insecure, it’s just we take great satisfaction in reminding clowns like you who the division champs are.
Your insecure little posts create that very opportunity, so thanks!
Can wait for the Rays to sweep your Rangers!