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You’re not my daddy, I’m not your baby

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@The1stHoekage17
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10 months
Let me drive da boat
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@The1stHoekage17
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@SomaKazima Don’t niggas bunny hop too??
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@SomaKazima Charging a child to sit on the couch is nutty 😭😭. $3 for a bathroom break?? Yeah, my baby staying home next time 💀
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@SomaKazima They don’t use vato no more??? Homes???
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@SomaKazima She looks like what white people smell like
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@SomaKazima I’m actually mad she grabbed the brownie that was handed to her with no bag 😭😭😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@SomaKazima Hearing that niggas name is Eugene, maybe she had a point 👁️👄👁️
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@The1stHoekage17
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3 months
@SomaKazima Ain’t nun wrong w a lil pasta and lobsta
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@TheBaddestMitch Singing the word “racist” in italics is insane work 😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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7 months
@TheBaddestMitch Ion like how people acting like they don’t understand what you’re saying 🙃. This look is very specific to the south in the 2000s, but is not Y2K.
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@The1stHoekage17
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5 months
@SomaKazima Lemon Poosey sound like a French stippers name
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@SomaKazima In Walmart smelling like bologna and golden retriever 🙃🤢, GUARDS
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@SomaKazima The hood niggas need to start beating them up again, idk 😭😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@SomaKazima @RENAISSANCEIZZZ @onlybands2830 He wanna e-fight so bad 😭😭😭 what a loooooooooser
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@SomaKazima 2 grown men watching women struggle to saftey is NASTY work. 😭😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@SacredWhoreee Saying he stands next to sexyy and sees two bad bitches?? He’s taking it
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@TheBaddestMitch Booty hole ain’t got rest since 😭😭, praying for your toilet in it’s time of need 🙏🏾
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@The1stHoekage17
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7 months
@TheBaddestMitch Is this a one time crack show, or is he a serial offender?
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@SomaKazima Iddkkkkkk, I gotta see them hand me my food 😭😭😭, rawdogging the brownie is nasty work.
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@SomaKazima Just a nasty lady 😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@SomaKazima Idk Fat Ma shows up more than this did 🫣
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4 months
@SomaKazima Gave that girl the golden retriever special 😭😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@talleyberrybaby Ion wanna be in my bed sweatin like a whore in church, I wanna be freezing and shakin like a stripper 😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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3 months
@SomaKazima Did this to my man the other day, he said he had a long day at work, I rolled over and said “this ain’t about you”
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@SomaKazima Shawty sounds like she’s hiding pickles under her tongue, she’s the bad guy 🥴
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4 months
@SacredWhoreee This diss deadass proves those pictures were of her STEP granddaddy 😭😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@CiCiAdams_ @TheBaddestMitch If they play that mf in the club tonight I’ll be in that bitch rockin steady fiytb 🤧
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See my problem with this is, instead of apologizing on behalf of your friend, you need to CHECK YOUR FRIEND
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@niggaolas I don’t think the current political climate benefits from “both sides have issues” statements. It’s not that people didn’t get it, it’s just that it’s not productive, to me at least.
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@zaynahbear @notcapnamerica Aluminium deodorant literally burns me and gives me sores under my arms. I detoxed during covid, and haven’t had a problem since. They try a detox in the dead of the summer, nasty work 😭.
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@The1stHoekage17
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@TheBaddestMitch @sumpnclehvuh Well I must be okay with the habitual crack out, he prolly just a hard working (money making) Plummer, imma say yes 🤔
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@korysverse Made me go “Who tf is talking over Michael?”
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@The1stHoekage17
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5 months
@folatianacici I cook 90% of the time just because his job is cooking, but if I don’t feel like doing it, he’s buying us dinner, or he’s figuring it out like an adult. Folks insist on slaving for their partner, that ain’t me.
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@The1stHoekage17
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5 months
@justky1018 My man said something about a quick weave when we first got together. WHO BEEN COOKING IN THIS KITCHEN????
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3 months
@SomaKazima Would have told him ion talk to strangers and rolled my window up lmfao
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@niggaolas No cause I’m 24, and anything over 27 is a stretch if I’m honest 🫠
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@SomaKazima They don’t even try to abide by the law 🙄
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@LucaGuadagnegro @hoodopulence Oh no baby, Harry was prophesied as the one that had to kill Voldemort, and he needed to elderwand to do it, dumbledor had to die for the plan to work.
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@The1stHoekage17
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9 months
@SomaKazima She’s a rescue btw, found her at a gas station chewing on a tire
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@The1stHoekage17
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9 months
@SomaKazima If they live in the south, they just require a lot of water and obviously have to be inside dogs. -person with husky in Texas
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@l0lkhalia No deadass, that tells me exactly how you feel about women, SPECIFICALLY black women, and if you answer wrong, I’m good 🥴.
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@SomaKazima They’re entirely too much, my girl side eye lethal 😭😭😭
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6 months
@theyonndon Thats my typa man fr
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@The1stHoekage17
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5 months
So your man says this to get out of giving you gifts too huh?
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@stillnotziora Let me get 2
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@The1stHoekage17
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@TheBaddestMitch Sigh, I wish they would be real and say they can’t shake ass fr and are haters 🤧.
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@talleyberrybaby This is why we need to teach the streets spades, getting called a dirty slut during a card game that I’m not betting money on it crazy 😭.
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@chico_gretzski I wish y’all would go back to building houses and going to war, y’all got entirely too much free time. Meanwhile y’all mamas be built like elephant kneecaps 😔
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@The1stHoekage17
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4 months
@SomaKazima White people baffle me because why are y’all talking to that bear?? 😭
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3 months
@SomaKazima Cause you’re a good girl and a minor????? SEND THE FLOODS 😭😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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11 months
Face card like apple pay, accepted at select stores 🤪
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@The1stHoekage17
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@SomaKazima I remember it like it was yesterday
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@SomaKazima If they on black twitter, I think I’m on nigga twitter or sumn else then
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@Robert49352170 @Urmom67676 @wenn_idk Not me! Maybe your fat necked mother who raised you the way she did though❤️ :)
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@calabasascounty @wenn_idk That’s an odd thing to say to someone you don’t know, maybe a hobby is needed?
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@Urmom67676 @wenn_idk Guess I overcame my fear 🤓
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@SupernovaMomma No cause why did they do that to us 😭😭
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@adaenechi Them roots and the tuck behind the ear let me know what was what fr
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@Andysteezy1 @SomaKazima You growing up with black people, doesn’t make you a black person 🤧. The fact that you said “blacks” told me everything I need to know, vato.
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@KevOnStage I got cousins that sound just like this 💀, understood every word, and the way he says overly excited instead of over excited country asl too. I love black folks 😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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@OgaPerry @aymmiJ African is not a slur, the n-word with a hard er is???? The sense has left the conversation at this point. You’re literally just throwing words together 🙃
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@TheBaddestMitch Basically yes, I would definitely consider the original lady to be mixed creole though at most, not necessarily black.
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
But niggas foaming at the mouth from $1200 🤧, he signed a tax policy that increases our taxes for SEVEN YEARS
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We weren’t “cheated” by the IRS. This is the direct result of Trump’s tax policy.
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@akuadasuo This just shows me the yt cast was banking on getting clout/attention and the poc cast have real lives and make real money 🤧
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@SomaKazima Not too murch, don’t forget my good sis Victoria Monet, the mic be ON
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Cakes and Candles to mf me 🤭
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@SacredWhoreee If only these kinds of people knew what kind of witchy shit they do on a day to day basis from being black ALONE 😭😭.
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@KevOnStage I truly feel like they just don’t want to have to end up paying him restitution
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@JDOT3223 @SomaKazima It’s very bold of you to assume I don’t check people in real life 💀.
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@talleyberrybaby I also sometimes think maybe they haven’t had the space to actually learn their love languages, and physical touch is the easiest one for them to understand.
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@_spamsandwich @SomaKazima So I’m an expensive bitch, purrrr
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@The1stHoekage17
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6 months
@_benjvmins_ They be driving me up a wall, my folks creole and do NOT look like that, creole ≠ quadroons but they swear it does 😭😭.
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To be honest, depression be beating my ass, and it’s quite hard for me to socialize because of it, but associating myself with people I KNOW care, has made all the difference 🫶🏾
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@GlamazonJay I also hope they start the “granny was cheating too” and “granny was beating grandpas ass” stories too 🥰. My granny said she had niggas too once she found out grandpa was cheating 🌚.
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@onlybands2830 @SomaKazima You’re bucking up to a GIRL, ONLINE. And I won’t, but my brothers and cousins will ❤️, play somewhere safe bookie butt 🤧
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@JustToniC813 This sounds so insecure on their part 😭. “We know we not the smoothest” “what can another nigga do”?????? Men who don’t like themselves are SCARY!
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@izzykento I’m convinced the boys on anime/manga Twitter weren’t actually absorbing anything they watched/read 😭😭
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@KINGDOMSBIRKIN Babe you’re a transplant, niggas who are actually from the H respect a fellow bitch fr Tx
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@talleyberrybaby I hope they never learn “cookin with hot grease” 😭😭
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11 months
@TheBaddestMitch #3 , now miss ma’am
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8 months
@TheBaddestMitch Light skinneded and bright eyed got you in a headlock 😭😭
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6 months
@Andysteezy1 @SomaKazima That word is specifically associated with blackness, therefore you saying you “grew up with black people so you can use nigga” is not a valid argument. Again, I need you to learn how to comprehend complex concepts.
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@TheBaddestMitch No please, it makes sense I swear 😭😭😭
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@SomaKazima My man fr 😭😭
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To get clout from someone, they actually have to be someone. You’re just another sorry sad man pandering to other sorry sad men with nothing to hold them at night but their dirty sheets and failed aspirations ❤️
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No free clout for y'all lmao. Y'all so thirsty.... #BB25 #LNC
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@_GodHerself I said the same thing and she blocked me 🤪.
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@mmkayrulz The cover was not a great photo, but the others are nice, I still think Annie not photographing dark skinned women well is valid criticism though 🤷🏾‍♀️.
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@CashApp $jazzymanb idk about gold, but I’ll take bronze 🙂‍↕️🤧🤭
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Since the information is so inaccurate, when’s your birthday bookie?
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Learn how to spell my name before you post fake info.... Only trying to help.... #BB25 #LNC
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@The1stHoekage17
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@FFurkyfurk @SomaKazima Me, don’t you see these big ass glasses?
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6 months
@talleyberrybaby Sigh, I really gotta start checking these things before I start liking shit 😭
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@thorified Girl did you just back out of Twitter to ss you deleting it, and then cancel and open it back up to post the picture
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@wenn_idk Me a year in with one 🧍🏾‍♀️🥲
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@The1stHoekage17
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@zaynahbear And now I walk around with my native in Texas heat fine, covid was the perfect time for it 😭
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@The1stHoekage17
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Everyone say Happy Birthday to my fuck ass wife with her fuck ass bob, and be nice to her today or you’ll get cyber bullied 🌚. I love you SO FUCKING MUCH @Drea_xs
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Category is: fuck ass bob❤️‍🔥
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