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As a bolt guy, I actually don’t care what y’all be doing in the back seat. There was this night I picked up one guy and his babe(my last ride for the day) I didn’t turn on the Ac cus it was cold. Baba started kissing his babe,but the breeze from outside was too much,
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Omo!!!!!!! The day I picked up some girls at gwarimpa,they were in a hurry to go see someone. From what they were saying they were going to collect $500 each from the person they wanted to go see. Fast forward, the babe tat sat in front brought out a pen case and broom
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Picked up this babe one morning, on our way to her destination I noticed she was crying so I turned back to ask if everything was alright, she said “nahh I’m good” I just had to pass her tissue paper to clean her tears.
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Picked this babe from kado fish market in January headed to mpape,she seemed really nice. Got talking and she told me about her business, stopped by at chicken republic to make enquiries. After a while she came out with meat pies, put one in my mouth and asked me to taste it then
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Fact that people just hate on Davido unnecessarily doesn’t sit right to me. Y’all just criticize him and his music for no reason, someone that legit wants soft life for everyone around him.
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Got a ride one Friday morning,had to wait for them to come out. They both came out, the babe was crying and the guy was consoling her. I thought she lost someone,started the trip and she was still crying. She asked if I had tissue told her I didn’t. Sha when we got to city gate
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Brought the windows up cus I coded, man said Thank you my guy. Well the way you relate with me before and after you get into my car is how I’ll treat you. Most of the time I don’t even talk to passengers until I’m about to end the trip. I just put on my AirPods with loud music
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I actually don’t get distracted when I use my AirPods, I pay good attention to what my clients be doing in the back seat. I only use it to avoid unnecessary conversations cus I’m not good at keeping conversations going
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90% of ladies picture uber drivers as broke men.
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Once got a ride from Lifecamp to the airport, got to the location in time but I had to wait for her. When she eventually came out,she apologized for keeping me waiting and all. She sat in front and we vibed throughout the trip,even when I ran out of things to say she’d just come
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So she said she was going to try it later, till today I no see alert😂😭
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she asked me take a bite from the second one to know which one tasted better. Fast forward,we got to her compound and she dropped. I didn’t get to tell her she looked beautiful 😭
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Picked this guy up yesterday from one hotel around wuye,baba came down looking all pissed. He looked at me and said “my guy this hotel is trash,I need to leave asap”😂😂. Waited for him to get all of his stuffs in the car,then I started the trip. Sha we were vibing and all then
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SEEING YOUR MOM HAPPY IS THE BEST FEELING EVER.
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Then she stuffed something inside the pen case and asked if I had lighter,said no. She asked me to stop by a shop, bought lighter, then we left. These babes were legit smoking crack in my car. Got to the drop off location and she tried doing transfer but her network was bad
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My baby sister turns 5 today!!
If this tweet pops up on your tl,kindly say a prayer for her❤️
Enjoy our little thread😂
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You have to recreate with your 3rd @
Tag them!!
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What’s the highest you’ve paid for a bolt ride?
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That phone you're using to read this tweet will ring for success and job opportunities today.
RT and claim
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@babyygirlfl
The actual people embezzling government funds are not getting arrested. This country is messed up wallahi
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Sometimes last year,picked up two sisters from kado fish market,seemed really cool when they got in the car. Started the trip and the older one asked if we could branch gig logistics around banex cus she wanted to pick up a parcel. Got there,she went in and then came out and
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Got this ride one Saturday at kubwa,had to wait for the rider to come out. After 10 minutes she came and I started the trip,turned on the Ac and this lady was complaining about the car being hot and stuff. Was trying to make her understand that it’ll take time before it
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Crying earlier,she said she traveled all the way to see someone in Abuja and the person did not meet her expectation,I just went mute😭. After a while we got talking and she was really cool.
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I’m probably the coolest Uber guy you’ll ever come across, just do your thing. You talk to me,I talk to you.
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Saw someone selling handkerchief,just had to buy one for her. We got to her drop off location and she asked if I could come pick we up later when she was done cus it’s her first time in Abuja. After a while she called to come pick her up, on our way I asked what why she was
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Got a ride from Sheraton hotel to the airport. Got to the hotel,waited for him to come out then I started the trip. Made a quick stop outside the hotel cus he wanted to collect something from his sister(according to him),waited for about 5 minutes before she eventually came. Then
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There was a day I booked bolt to my aunt’s place cus we needed to go somewhere with her car, the rider pulled up in a Benz. Ngl I was scared and I had to share trip link with my friends 😂😂
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Rich Hausa girls are legit the best set of people I’ve carried so far, they don’t care if you turn on the Ac or not all they do is sit quietly in the back seat and text.
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Going through the comment section and all I can say is people really be going through a lot and it’s okay to cry when you’re down not cus you’re weak but cus you’ve been strong to hold it together❤️
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Story never complete, we got back to where I first picked her, changed to a bomb ass gown and I dropped her of at her friend’s
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my mom said, "a lot of people struggle with sleep because sleep requires peace" and I felt that.
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Isreal’s loyalty to Davido definitely payed off and paved way for him!!! That’s Fucking loyalty!!!!
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Got a ride one afternoon from garki to apo. Got to the pickup location,two beautiful ladies came out,one sat in front,her friend sat in the back seat. she saw this write up saying “ Thanks for riding w me, kindly follow my twitter” then she asked if I was going to follow
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Got a ride this evening and it turned out to be someone from twitter,man was like “are you the guy I know from twitter?” Man was so cool and soft,Said his Twitter name is Engineer Abdulrahim, tried searching his account but i no see am. Y’all help me find his twitter
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Well she did not force the meat pie in my mouth,she held it while I took a bite. So you people should rest!??
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Safety measures you should observe when you order an Uber.
1. Check the car registration number before entering
2. Share your trip with family and friends
3. Always use your seatbelt
4. If you’re not comfortable with tinted glasses,ask the driver to bring down the glasses
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Bringing these epic videos back to your tl
Check below 👇🏽 for his short video clips 🧵
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Up with more things to talk about and I really liked her vibe. Got to the Airport, helped with her box,she thanked me and hugged me. We’re friends till today. Before y’all come with “I thought you don’t talk to people” talk,jsyk I no be sadist and if someone shows they want to
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Any finger that retweets this, your pocket will not run dry for the rest of the year!
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Can’t remember her name, but it I happened to pick you up from cbn quarters garki and I dropped you off somewhere around Polaris bank in asokoro, hope you’re doing great?
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Once you try to raise your voice on the phone I just hang up and cancel the ride asap. You can’t be rude to me,Never!!!
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Recently remembered when I picked up this guy and his babe at zone 3, I wasn’t in a good mood cus it was hot and he made me wait. I just had to stay calm and act professional. Fast forward,we got talking and all three of us were vibing, he told me me to stop at a restaurant in
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Late president Yar’Adua remains the best president so far
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That one time I wanted to start up a conversation with one client (my first and last time). Got to her location that morning,had this short on .waited for her to come out. I started the trip and she was trying to look good before she gets to her destination,I really didn’t care
I’m the worst person to want to have a conversation with 😭. I’m not even audible enough 😂
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Wait time fee is a per-minute charge which starts 2 minutes after a driver has arrived at your pickup location. This fee helps compensate the driver's efforts and time spent waiting. It’s always very high in Lagos,more reason why you should be ready before ordering your bolt.
If you are using the bolt app, go through your ride history and check the "wait time" you were charged for asides the fare.. you will weep lmao
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If you was the one I picked from AYA to this point then back to AYA. Jsyk,you’re a fine woman 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
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Y’all just come under someone’s tweet just to say Ill stuffs,it’s not cool fr.
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@HunchoSamG
@AdesolaBlessin9
Went to see this woman one night,she was cramping and she locked her teeth on my body😭😭😭,Shey I be meat ni?
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@baddest_cash
Him mama still “pay am visit” for hospital. Still get one female influencer wey dey dick ride am up and down. Script wey don cast
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Share your Uber/Bolt experience. Please don’t air me🤲🏼
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Half swiping really saved us from replying unnecessary texts on Snapchat.
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Dear Uber drivers, be nice to your riders!! It won’t cost you a dime.
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Fit pass before it stops us. Trust me aspa agba driver wey I be now,sha passed the light and the guy was shouting “baba forget you be pilot”😂😂 my chest was just sweeting me anyhow 😭😭,dropped him off at work and I found my way .
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@Popstroke4
My brother wanted to be an officer so bad. He went to Nigerian navy secondary school Abeokuta.wrote NDA exams, passed it and he went to medicals. Unfortunately he was disqualified cus he had flat foot. He came back home angry and sad that my dad had to take him to go see a
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Talk and you’re cool,I’d definitely talk to you!
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Pls let’s come to the aid of
@jessicadwarrior
who is a sickle cell patient with leg ulcer for more than 13years, she has done two operations & awaits the third but needs money for her medications especially the vitamins for her leg & livolin for her liver disease
Please RT 🙏🏾
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**Takes another route to avoid traffic**
Riders in the backseat:
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I remember the day my little cousin slapped one boy in her class. Got to their school with my aunt and they said the needed to talk to my aunt concerning what happened. Asked my cousin what happened and she explained,apparently the boy
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Got a ride from an estate in lugbe to utako,I accepted and called to tell the rider I’d be there shortly. Got to the estate gate,waited a few minutes for them to come out,they hopped In and greeted (better than some other riders😂😂). I sha started the trip and we left for utako
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Please if you guys order bolt,make sure you have extra money on you!!
Got a ride on Saturday from lugbe to gwarimpa,according to the rider,the initial price was 1700 but the price changed to 2600 when we got to his destination. Said it was his last cash,I just had to collect
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If you plan on driving with bolt,here’s a list of things you need.
1. A four door salon car(functional Ac)
2. A valid drivers license
3. A smart phone
4. Registration fee( idk how much it costs now)
5. You need to learn how to control yourself!
Kindly retweet!!
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The rate at which some of you come under peoples tweet with negativity is becoming too much. I mean if you don’t like a particular tweet,just move on,It’s not that hard!! Ever since I started sharing my Uber experience I’ve not in any mentioned names,so stop criticizing me abeg.
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Make
@davido
just wire me 20m, I use 15m buy like 5 Corolla. Give the cars out for Uber,Daily income don set be that
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He said “na this street food dey hungry me like this but make we find another hotel. Got to the hotel,he went to check the room out,eventually paid for 14 day cus he just got to Abuja,asked me to wait so I’d drop him off at work. He looked at one traffic light and asked if we
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Your 3rd @ has to pay for your next bolt trip. Tag them!
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