Swain 🍕
@ThatOlSwain
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Did Blockhead and Mastermind. Made half of Madness: Project Nexus. Gonna assault your algorithm with 🍕🍷🍣🌮🍕🍔🍕🌭🍕🥐🍕🍕🥃
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the ocean hand delivers a fish turducken to you, and all you can do is whine about this delicacy whatever
You still eating seafood after this?
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“I’m off to work, I’ll see you tonight. Love you sweetheart, bye!”
*fucking dies*
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Another imitation Popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich. I’m awarding myself 18 points for using my own homemade pickles.
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@RicepirateMick
@JohnnyUtahNG
When Jeff wakes up and see this, he’s not going to know where he is because he’s not a young man anymore and transitioning from sleeping to waking is a disorienting experience.
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Hot Fresh Burger Buns from Scratch!
Slapped a buffalo chicken cutlet on one of these bad boys. They were so springy and soft and I’m making fresh burger buns from now on so just get over it k??
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16 degrees in Philly ain’t no reason not to grill some skirt steak, ya know???
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SO CLOSE, I have so much to say but I’m sworn to secrecy or else Hank gon git me
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The Creators of MADNESS: Project Nexus (Classic Flash Game) on Newgrounds
only one scumbag not supporting Newgrounds lol I'm an ungrateful piece of shit
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don’t ever let them tell you that you can’t 100% all achievements on the Uber app
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I DID IT. Homemade duck prosciutto and it tastes AWESOME!
Pretty salty, as it ought to be. Fennel, allspice, juniper, nutmeg, thyme, oregano, etc. crusting that outside.
WORTH THE 2 WEEKS. Next up, chorizo??!
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Today I release my first actual video game to steam. Here is last night’s NY Strip and pan sauce w/ broiled asparagus.
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I HOPE THIS EXPLAINS PROJECT NEXUS’S CANON TO MC FOR YOU
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Rebooted your computer and it’s still going slow? It might be restarded.
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@JonTronShow
@quickfingerz
@MooseClouds
@OneyPlays
@MRKrinkels
@L0Litsmonica
@Chazoo92
HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE MY TROPHY
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I’ve had this Cintiq tablet for 12 years, and it’s been in the closet for 5. Still works.
Say what you will about Wacom, but this is pretty impressive.
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when i someday perish, i hope they remember me for my disgusting obsession with recreating taco bell at home
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you all didn't grow up with this fucking shit, you don't know how good you pissants have it so be grateful
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Really, I’m truly surprised
@JohnnyUtahNG
and I didn’t screw up our first ever Beef Wellington
It’s a bizarrely ordinary dish for the amount of time and hype it gets. But honestly, it’s a meat pastry and everyone deserves to givd it a shot.
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My career, some of my best friends, and the greatest period my life are all owed to what
#newgrounds
and
@TomFulp
have done for me, and for every other young person who had an internet connection and an itch to create worlds.
Without Newgrounds, I truly don’t know who I’d be.
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I'm amazed and honored any time I see my lil Blockhead make it into any commemorative Newgrounds art or tribute.
Considering he hasn't had a new episode in over a decade, PLUS he never made it huge like a lot of his talented contemporaries, it *especially* blows my mind
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Chicken Katsu Sandwich, with homemade kewpie mayo on homemade Hokkaido milk bread. Side of sauteed mushrooms.
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Finally back to a 34 waist. 29 lbs in 75 days; only one pound to go and I’ll be back to my college weight at last. RIP FAT SWAIN 👎
hope this explains the lack of cooking posts lately 👐
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Grilled Cheese Pro Tip from Swain
Out of sliced bread? Use an inverted hamburger bun to sop up all that butter/oil and get CRISP.
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Goodbye, Macromedia/Adobe Flash.
I owe you my career, but you were always hot garbage and this should have happened TEN YEARS AGO. Thanks for never working and nearly ruining my games.
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Italian Sausage over Pasta Puttanesca
It may look like my dog swirled a deuce over my noodles, but I swear it was a delight.
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Sous Vide & Seared “Blue” Steak w/ Sweet Potatoes, and Tartare w/ Homemade Fries.
Two dinners, both made from the same cut of prime top round beef from the Italian Market.
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“Food Truck Grilled Cheese” with Cheddar, Seasoned Wagyu Beef, Avocado, and Cilantro Spread
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A project seven years in the making is about to be IN YOUR HANDS
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A pizza story in three parts.
I pre-cooked the pepperoni because I wanted them under the cheese. Results were superior.
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Coming on the one year anniversary of when I started seeing my therapist, pursued a healthier diet + exercise, cut 30 lbs (& kept it off!), and swore to become a better person in every way. To my friends, and to everyone.
Having a tough day of it. I hope I’ve done good by y’all.
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been doing all my meat med-rare, here’s some RARE STEAK hibachi-style with YUMYUM SAUCE???
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Today was a tough day. Think of me, all you empathetic friends out there.
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If you’re pronouncing the file format .gif as “JIFF”, then we’re gonna have a problem if you don’t also pronounce .jpeg as “GAYPEG”
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I’m done screwing around. Inferior flour has ruined my last pizza dough, so I called in the big guns. FIFTY-FIVE POUNDS of 00 Chef’s Flour should do it.
I need you to listen to me:
IT 👏 IS 👏 PIZZA 👏 TIME
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Detroit Style(?) Abomination Pizza
I joined the stacking of a Detroit pizza with the cooking method of a Chicago style deep dish. What emerged was a culinary amalgamation that defies both science and ethics.
It was pretty good though 🧏♂️
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Rent is terrible. I hate this show so much.
Half the singers on stage are tone-deaf and the other half are singing about absolutely NOTHING. Their lives are COMPLETELY void of anything interesting but they wont stfu about it.
YOU HAVE AIDS, WE GET IT, MY GOD JUST SHUT UP
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@Chazoo92
When I was twelve, I was a MASTER of evading the dodgeball. Couldn’t catch it to save my life, but I was lithe and deft and untouchable.
...until one day, the pissed off athletic kid on the other team threw it at me so hard it broke/snapped my left pointer finger 🤷🏽♀️
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Turkish Pide (Turkish flat pizza)
Layered with mozzarella and lamb w/ homemade Biber Salcasi “Marguez Sausage”, topped with homemade taboleh and an egg.
One of the more exotic dishes I’ve made for the first time. It’s like a long pizza with Turkish taco filling.
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This fucking idiot on facebook just posted a video of a docile dog being beaten to death by some person in some country on the other side of the globe.
Now I’m in a bad fucking mood, especially at the now-unfriended piece of shit who posted it.
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I had an ex once tell me that I’m a bad listener.
Uhhhh yea okay, how are you gonna judge me for something you’ve never seen me do
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Eleven years ago I snapped a shot of the most eerily gorgeous sight I've ever witnessed. It was dead still—no wind, no sound—and a haze in the air soaked up the glow of this lone, pale light.
Sadly, I was not embraced into eternal darkness that night by a foul, fanged beast.
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We had a good first few days of the launch of
@MRKrinkels
and my first ever actual, honest-to-god video game.
Take a gander at our little project sometime if you haven't yet. There's a free demo floating around there, too!
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A friend recorded in tremendous detail Monday's march on Philadelphia's I-676 where peaceful protesters were corralled and bombarded with teargas, *unprovoked*, by our police. I encourage you to please, please watch.
#BLMprotest
From my POV, there was no violence from us. There was only peace. They shot on us. Lets make sure we get our facts straight, they say that they shot on us because we were violent. Tell me where and when you see anyone in this video being violent. Ill wait
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