@elliott_green_ yummy vitamins

RT @FayBrady36: Crash Bandicoot when you ignore the game for 10 seconds

I wish I still had the picture/video of the tumbleweed the size of my car that blocked me from getting home

RT @CoolBoxArt: Ball Breakers / PlayStation / Take 2 Interactive / 2000

it's fun to watch a spanish movie with ur mexican homie and be like "yea that actor 4sure Salvi but the one playing his mom gotta be from Chile or somethin"

scared of getting new glasses bcuz i think my updated prescription would allow me to see into your soul

I would actually commit the act of ending another human's entire legacy for an ice cold diet cherry dr pepper rn

real foos know and recognize Jutiapa 😤

could not imagine the 30 min bus ride I had sitting w/ an unhoused Salvi foo if I didn't know spanish lol

the amount of extra sharpies a line cook has is like the rings in a tree

@vacntangel there's literally no way to control ur genetics and the way ppl comment on it is the most annoying and dumbest shit ever

I feel so bad for spamming stuff on the silent holocaust/civil war in english and my dad seeing that and not knowing what the hell I'm talking about haha

if you were truly a neo-luddite you'd put down the vape and buy a pack of cigarettes

I guess that's why people just move to other cities and perpetuate the cycle instead of working on themselves

Crunching numbers, doing the schedule, putting away the order, chopping 90 lbs of bell peppers, onions n a whole case of lettuce, mashing 240 avocados, making all the salsas, n heating up the food in two hours every morning solo? No wonder I got 5k from the chipotle lawsuit.

nvm he's in a financial crisis and trying to get me to give him money because he burnt all his bridges. sorry but you cheated on and abused your wife and screamed at me when I gently asked why he'd always fuck off at work so I'd have to do manager work and open the chipotle alone

im not a booty call or a hookup or someone to grope and experiment with unprovoked. i'll kiss you once and that means I want to grow old together.

"Why don't you fuck with me dawg? you're the most understanding soul i know.I got gay foos lined up for you! I'm not gay tho, but I'll Uber you to come to bellevue right now."