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Proud dad of US Navy daughter. AR and 1911 Aficionado. Cubbies fan. Seinfeld fan! Former LEO of 21yrs. Freedom Loving Patriot. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ no DMโ€™s

Deep in the Heart of Texas
Joined September 2022
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@TexSo22
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9 months
@catnjustme @hypnoksa When my daughter was a fourth grader she broke a boyโ€™s nose. She was being bullied and I taught her how to throw a punch. She was never bullied again and we had a lovely dinner that night. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜Š Teach your children to be strong is what I was taught. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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What the heck is Gavin Newsom doing in china?.
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2 years
@RealJamesWoods Where can I throw up?๐Ÿคข.
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1 year
My friends, you gotta follow my friend @catnjustme Sheโ€™s a badass. ๐Ÿค˜.
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@RF_SoTX_956 @ClownWorld_ And she probably complains that guys ogle.
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@Texas_Made956 Props to the vato with the machete!๐Ÿ˜Ž.
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2 years
@checkinyour6 @JackPosobiec And the other rode his bike afterwards to the scene.
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2 years
@Texas_Made956 Sorry Granny. Refusing to sign will send you to jail. Evading arrest is another charge. ๐Ÿ˜˜.
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1 year
Lucy, my mean guard dog.๐Ÿฅด
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1 year
Anyone else hate not being able to sleep? Story of my life.
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1 year
Why do some people DM right after you follow back. ๐Ÿคจ.
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1 year
@MayraFlores_TX My entire family is voting for you.
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1 year
@Jules31415 Yeah that is really scary. Beautiful animal but they are vicious. Iโ€™m glad he didnโ€™t kill it.
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@RealEmirHan Million Dollar Baby๐Ÿฅน
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1 year
Every Wednesday I go to my parents and do their laundry. I visit them every day to take out trash and wash dishes and tidy their house. I hope they know how much I love them even though I donโ€™t say it. They are in poor health and not very mobile.
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1 year
My best friend passed in 2020 and his 9yr old daughter asked if I would hire her for a job. Sheโ€™s officially now hired to come play with my dog Lucy on the weekends. Oh, and she requires lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅฐ.
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1 year
Always has my back.
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@MsAshBash420 Not hating.
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1 year
Ugh! Anybody awake?.
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1 year
Yeah, Iโ€™m gonna follow back.๐Ÿคฃ
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@Baklava_USA My girl loves me.๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
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@atensnut Sheโ€™s so phony and unlikable.
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My boy Zachary finding his first egg from my chickens. ๐Ÿ˜€
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@TexSo22
Cris ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
Back surgery 530 tomorrow. Wish me luck. Maybe three times is the charm. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿซค.
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8 months
@MelissalM Pretty ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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1 year
Something is going on. It says that Iโ€™m following zero people. Really weird.
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@TexSo22
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1 year
Does anyone put a little booze in their coffee?.
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1 year
This weak old man is getting us into WW3.
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1 year
Iโ€™m loving my new pineapple shirt. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@Me2Susan53 ๐Ÿ˜Š You look great.
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@Sassychickie My lovely friend. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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1 year
@KevinMNelsonUSA Iโ€™m a Texan and I stand with my state. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜.
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I donโ€™t know where he came from. I donโ€™t have close by neighbors and I think someone dumped him here. Either way, he has a home here with me now. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@Sassychickie Just for that Iโ€™m gonna have me some extra bacon for breakfast. Some people. Geez. ๐Ÿคฃ.
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@Carissa1177 Awesome ๐Ÿค˜.
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@PamelaHensley22 He did. Robert Frances is a joke.
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@Texas_Made956 I think he found outโ€ฆmaybe?.
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I never thought me asking about a little booze in some coffee would trigger some freak. Geez.๐Ÿซค.
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My brother gave me the weirdest, creepiest soap dish and I donโ€™t know why. ๐Ÿคฃ I canโ€™t even get rid of it because heโ€™ll notice itโ€™s no in the bathroom.
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@Texas_Made956 Clark Kent never did that. ๐Ÿซค.
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@ImMeme0 Rest in peace, brother.
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@Nuked4Every1 Sheโ€™s gotta be a a down south girl. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜.
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@iamlegacy23 Poor girl. Watch out for toxic relationships.
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Iโ€™m going to get my darling and the boys tomorrow. Sheโ€™s leaving an abusing husband. Mofo better not be there when I show up.
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@atensnut Itโ€™s like a frightened turtle- Seinfeld @BravesCntry615.
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1 year
Good morning my friends. May you have an awesome day. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜€๏ธ.
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@janninereid1 I like to read.
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My little girl. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@MelissalM My lovely friend. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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Good morning mis amigos. Just had two strong cups of coffee and Iโ€™m wired. Iโ€™m taking my momma to the oncologist for results in the afternoon and praying for the best. My pops was diagnosed last week so both are weighing on me big time. Itโ€™s in Godโ€™s hands. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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@Texas_Made956 Yeah, he thinks heโ€™s winning a tug of war with a lion. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@Sassychickie My lovely friend. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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Good morning amigos. โ˜€๏ธ.
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1 year
Good morning everyone and Merry Christmas . ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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Why in the world would they remake Roadhouse? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
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My friend @catnjustme me is really cool. She tells it how it is. ๐Ÿค˜You really got to follow her. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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My pops hasnโ€™t voted since Reagan. He just told me heโ€™s going to vote this morning. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘.
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Good morning my friends. โ˜€๏ธ.
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Good morning, my amazing friends. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜€๏ธ.
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@SchmittNYC So did I. Same with Bruce Springsteen.
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Good morning. Have a wonderful Sunday my friends. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜€๏ธ.
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@Figensport He made a lasting impression on those kids. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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Nothing like boys playing with mud. ๐Ÿคฃ
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@SteveInmanVoice Hey, itโ€™s better to have a samurai sword and not need it thanโ€ฆwell you guys know the rest.
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@DonnaBarford I lost around 2K also.
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I visited Mexico City for a week and came back six pounds lighter. The food was good and I donโ€™t get it. I did walk around about five miles daily so maybe itโ€™s that. ๐Ÿคฃ.
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Thank you everyone for your suggestions on booze in coffee. I know itโ€™s way early but I bought a Carolans Irish Cream gift set for my brother. His Christmas gift. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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My boy is turning 7yrs old. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Good morning everyone. Have an awesome day.๐Ÿ˜Š.
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@mericanaf7 Awesome.
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1 year
@RealEmirHan My childhood crush. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Good morning friends.
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I donโ€™t have a problem with this whole eclipse thing. It is nothing compared toโ€ฆA Total Eclipse of the Heart. ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ (Donโ€™t block me๐Ÿค“).
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My brother in law is hooked on meth and heroine. He just said that he would come to church Sunday. Itโ€™s a disease. Jesus can save though.
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I got labs this morning and not being able to have coffee is bad. Just when you need a cup, you canโ€™t. ๐Ÿคฃ.
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Good morning amigos. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜€๏ธ.
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@Texas_Made956 Thatโ€™s an atomic wedgie. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ.
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@_SierraBreeze_ Adios Rosie
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@DianaInMd023 Love ya Diana. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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@nut_history Nice game, pretty boy.
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@MrAndyNgo They sell bread at liquor stores @aoc ?๐Ÿซค.
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Yeah, definitely not a follow back. ๐Ÿฅด
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Iโ€™m not sure if I ever told you my friends that I have really bad back problems. I can hardly walk today. I see my neurosurgeon on Friday. ๐Ÿซค.
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@ScottBaio Well, you married the nice, pretty Renee. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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@Sassychickie My pretty friend. ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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