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Tesla Shawn - Comedian/ Anti-Hero

@TeslaShawn

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🎙 Comedian, Tesla crash test dummy, Beta Tester, Photographer, and Dad Jokes 🇺🇸✌️

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Joined November 2011
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Tesla Shawn - Comedian/ Anti-Hero
4 months
.16 kWh charger but $4 for hr parking 🤔 sweet deal for California charger prices usually around .35-45 🤙 what’s charging cost near you? I wonder what others states charging costs are 🤷‍♂️
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Day 1 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me head on 🥹
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@Tesla Day 23 of thanking @elonmusk and @tesla for my life after drunk driver hit me head on at 55 mph and I walked away 🙏
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@elonmusk @Scobleizer Day 5 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me best on at 55mph 🙏
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@WallStreetSilv That’s why we are safest in California. 😆
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Ok so in guess I’m the Tesla Semi guy now since Pepsi is down the street from me and this is what the people want on X based on engagement 🤷‍♂️ If you want more of these make sure to let me know in the comments what you’d like to see 🤙
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@elonmusk Day 3 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me head on 🥹
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@SpaceX Day 12 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph 🙏 I get to still be a Dad thank you!
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Tesla Shawn - Comedian/ Anti-Hero
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Day 17 of thanking @elonmusk @woodhaus2 @tesla for life saving safety after drunk driver hit me head on at over 55mph and I walked away 🙏 the seconded chance at life and to be the best Dad I can means the world 🌎
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Tesla Semi 😍 this makes me wanna get my Class A again lol
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@elonmusk Day 10 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph and I walked away 🙏 I still get to be a dad thank you Elon! Please help this reach Elon for a like or reply so I know he got my thanks. 🤙
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@FrunkToTrunk @elonmusk My wife is in our Model Y and she said this morning it emergency braked for her for the first time. 🫣 glad it’s keeping her safe
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Highland model 3 hatchback 👀🚨 What a great teaser! Would you still by a Model Y of the 3 was a hatchback?
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@SawyerMerritt Way number five. With your life. I walked away from my head on collision with a drunk driver at over 55 mph! I get to still be a Dad thanks to the safety of @tesla 🙏 Join me on my quest to thank @elonmusk on day 24 of attempting to get this thank you to him 🙏 repost please
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@libsoftiktok @CCSDK12 This makes more sense 🤷‍♂️ Honestly I grew up in SF and am open to all walks of life but let’s leave the kids the hell out of it. This is getting crazy.
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@elonmusk @TheBabylonBee We know best in California. We have different science here 🤷‍♂️
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@OscarEnjoylife @stillgray As a Californian, we’re happy to go and make our own country. We would be better than Germany with our GDP. The rest out the union would be wise to remember where there food, entertainment, computers and tech comes from 🤙 not our fault you can’t afford to live here 🤷🏼‍♂️ level up
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@LibertyCappy This makes more sense
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@teslaeurope @WholeMarsBlog Safest cars ever! I survived a head on hit by a drunk driver at 55mph and walked away 🙏 thank you @teslaeurope
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Tesla Shawn - Comedian/ Anti-Hero
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@CommunityNotes Tesla is the safest car to be in! How’s that for a community note! Drunk driver hit me head on and I walked away 😳
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Tesla Shawn - Comedian/ Anti-Hero
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Found this at Tesla Fremont Today 🤔 Wonder what it is?
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@CommunityNotes @elonmusk Day 8 of thanking @elonmusk for Tesla safety after drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph 🙏 I get to still be a Dad 🙏 From all my family thank you Elon
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@TeslaShawn
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Let’s goooo!!!!! Wife doesn’t wanna go so who’s down? I accept bribes and DMs open 💯
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@NoContextHumans Why did he splash her at the end? Did the dolphin finish and make a mess?
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@elonmusk I stole my life back from the grim reaper after buying a Tesla. I walked away from this head-on collision with a drunk driver. It’s day 40 of thanking @elonmusk
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Day 8 of thanking @elonmusk for the safety of Tesla after a drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph 🙏 I get to still raise my son and be with my family. Thank you 🙏 Customer for life here and now a 2 Tesla family 🇺🇸
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@newtwit87654321 @elonmusk He was the drunk driver
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@TuckerCarlson I have a second chance at life after a drunk driver hit me head on in my Tesla at 55 mph and I walked away 🤯 I think about that a lot. I’m so happy to be with my family and be a Dad.
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@elonmusk Like @Tesla and the safety of the cars. @elonmusk thank you from the bottom of my heart for the years I get with my family and get to watch my child grow. Drink driver hit me head on at 55 and I lived.
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@Tesla I hope it stops accidents like this in the future 🤙 Drunk driver hit me head on at 55 mph and Tesla safety standards allowed me to walk away! It’s day 51 thanking @elonmusk and @tesla for their approach to safety first 🙏
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@elonmusk Thank you for Tesla Saftey @elonmusk it’s out of this world!
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I finally found the Cybertruck and Franz was in it!
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Day 2 of thanking @elonmusk until he replies 🙏 Drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph in my Model 3 and I walked away and get to be with my family. Thank you 🙏
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Tesla Shawn - Comedian/ Anti-Hero
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@elonmusk Day 18 of thanking @elonmusk and @tesla team for making the safest cars ever. I would know after walking away from a head on hit with a drunk driver at 55mph 🙏 When can we see Cybertruck crash video?
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@elonmusk Day 9 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after a drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph. I was in autopilot but no time for me or car to react. Passive safety saved my life.
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@RobberyFaiI Gang gang
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@Tesla I was in autopilot when a drunk driver hit me head on at 55 mph and I walked away
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@WallStreetSilv @ElonMuskAOC I offered it for free and they said no 🤷‍♂️
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@cybrtrkguy I survived head on drunk driver 🤙
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@elonmusk Here is my beta drive in Hollywood canyon
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@libsoftiktok It’s Taco Bell, they know a taco when they see one 😆
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@elonmusk The big scandal is it’s day 40 and I’m not sure you got my thanks after I walked away from a drunk driver collision head on
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@LibertyCappy I laughed so loud I woke up the dog 😆
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@elonmusk @teslaownersSV It’s day 27 of thanking @elonmusk and @tesla team for prioritizing safety after I walked away from a head on collision with a drunk driver at over 55mph 🙏 You are all making a difference in peoples lives 🤙 I’ve never felt safer than in our Model X. Is Cybertruck any safer?
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@ElonMuskAOC And the most iconic photo
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@WokelyCorrect @WallStreetSilv Makes about as much sense as this
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@SawyerMerritt Love the Semi
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@bennyjohnson This is how we stay safe in California
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🤙 Hawaii still needs our help. Whatever you can give to help is appreciated. Even if it’s just reposting and raising awareness. Here’s an amazing charity from people I personally know who are on the ground, making a difference. They rescued more than 50 people from the water and
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@elonmusk @WallStreetSilv Day 11 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph 🙏 I get to still be a Dad thank you! Hope this reach Elon for a like a reply so I know he got our thanks 🙏
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@PicturesFoIder It’s true! I worked for me!
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@Alphafox78 💯 and frankly I applaud this young man for not seeing gender 😆
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@WallStreetSilv Saddle up boys we’re going to Qatar to liberate the oil I mean the people 🇺🇸
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@Scobleizer @elonmusk Thank you! I get to enjoy amazing days like today with my family at Universal Studios Hollywood because of the safety of Tesla 🤙
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@libsoftiktok Too confusing trying to understand 50 different gender options. I’m just gonna watch the sunset instead.
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@teslaownersSV The meme king 👑
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@SpaceX @elonmusk Day 11 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after drunk driver hit me head on at 55 mph 🙏 My family thanks you 🙏
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@lindayaX @elonmusk Day 22 of thanking Elon for Tesla safety after drunk driver hit me at over 55mph
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So exciting to see owners decorating Cybertruck with the Christmas spirit
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@LibertyCappy Don’t you gender me
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@elonmusk Living the dream now in this performance X
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@rawsalerts Why is everybody black? I thought their lives matter. I don’t understand what’s happening. I marched. What was that for?
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@libsoftiktok This makes sense
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@lexfridman Like the day a drunk driver hit me head on at 55mph in my Model 3 and I walked away. Forever changing my view on life and precious time with my family.
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@WIsitlike @elonmusk Yeah, same car I crash about every three months
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@elonmusk @Scobleizer FSD Beta Hollywood canyon drive 🤙
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@MKBHD Anyone else over here waiting for their iPhone 😆
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@elonmusk It’s even safer than the model three, I walked away from a head on collision with a drunk driver at 55 mph 🙏 It’s day 38 of thanking @elonmusk 🤙
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@DirtyTesLa Can we start a strike? Like we refuse to engage on X unless we get more details 😆
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@ElonMuskAOC Where was that system two days ago?
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There’s room in the six seater for a bed 🤙
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@WallStreetSilv Family is everything 🤙Make more Americans 🇺🇸
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@elonmusk @shellenberger It’s day 27 of thanking @elonmusk and @tesla team for prioritizing safety after I walked away from a head on collision with a drunk driver at over 55mph 🙏 You are all making a difference in peoples lives 🤙 I’ve never felt safer than in our Model X. Is Cybertruck any safer?
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@flightradar24 Finders keepers
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@libsoftiktok @Penn Is he gonna put them back up when he finds out who bombed the hospital?
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No 50,000 Supercharger
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@cb_doge Lifesaver! A drunk driver hit me head on at 55
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@elonmusk @TuckerCarlson Day 21 of thanking @elonmusk for my life after hit by drunk driver head on at 55mph 🙏
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@WallStreetSilv California gun logic in one meme
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@PicturesFoIder What about back sleepers?
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@LibertyCappy Makes senses to my cat 😄
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