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Apparently “man spread” in pictures, i really couldn’t care, might start tweeting, might not, total lesbian magnet apparently

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@annamonetx What’s for dinner? Xx
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@emlouiseexx Come on, make the bed! 😘
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@colleenmmcg Last night I dreamt I fell of scaffolding, haven’t worked on a building site for years 🤷, not nice though waking up like that, reckon it means something?
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@Mikmagik_ Thought mc Donald’s 🤔
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@Cmariel1990 Of course if you need it to sleep, makes anyone sleep better
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@YourTereza Weather is beautiful today
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@addamsa832 Wonder how you got through the front door
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@uncensoredrubyy Would prefer if they stayed in my head really, some twisted s….. someone wants to take my eyes out
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@MrsWolfLove Your ex told you what to wear, wow, glad it’s your ex, good luck
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@FranceDunn32081 Wouldn’t complain but wonder how you got through the door lock…
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@Cmariel1990 Thought I did.. yoh got up again? Ffs wait a bit, will put my kids to bed then be there
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@mariedee_net What film?
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@MissTMCgee Prefer that to taking control of the car
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@sweetiepiebri Of course, stop putting yourself down
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@KirstenKaye_ Have a drink maybe but I ain’t no farmer
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@kosmetichkaa Totally depends on the situation, you ain’t gonna swim well in that but a swimsuit wouldn’t be appropriate at a wedding 🤔
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Never realised it was not game 🤦, just a real person, show me your real before I respond, and I don’t mean some nudes I’m not that person! Just have it to have some fun
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@amandajuliiiia Why not lol just for a laugh
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Just hate life right now
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Wow, B2B kitesurfing lessons was a lot, ribs hurting a lo, not a good idea going out tomorrow but then never been sensible 🤷
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@guyverhofstadt Amazing how you can tamper with our elections but if Russia did, it would be illegal!
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@notjenfoxx @484MGMT Great! Fancy getting me a beer out the fridge then
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@JoanneBowker4 @HancocksHalf I agree, you are one of which, it’s not rocket science
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@Tany_Nelson Yeah my dog hungry
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@SashaDDDevil @soogz1 Rather a film, James Bond?
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Getting g bored of this now, change your bot code. It’s really bad!
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WTAF? The mini bar is empty!
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@TweettEmilia What we playing?
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@soogz1 Scary sh @t ! Who would say hi if you gonna video them in the shower and post it online
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@Amouranth Pretty much anything if you’re lactose intolerant
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These bots are actually quite fun!
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@BlossomBri43168 Wouldn’t ignore anyone at the pool, would you bring me a beer though?
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“Let’s go pigeon racing” “ok fine I sit here with a beer and you catch the pigeons
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@K_Monogamish_1 Getting a bit cold but up to you 🤷
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@maddie_journey Yeah got beef so good
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@blondebunny_xx Depends, I like showers to clean so sorry would have to move over a bit lol, might need another with what we do after 🤣
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@MrsWolfLove Are you cold? Take my coat
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@molezxoxo She had 10! 1 day old in this! Hope you feel better soon! Take care xx
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Yeah I would go f@&k myself! Your right! Because I would be better it than you! 🤣
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Beer or bed? 🤔
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@amandajuliiiia Prefer not to have a stalker thanks
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@HOUSEPORN___ How much?
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@carryonretired @guyverhofstadt @brexitparty_uk I always said I would never be a twitter troll but you make it really hard! We are entitled to our independence!
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Try and message you all back! Hectic here in Netherlands, can’t message straight away
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@ameliaxreid How can you message me a box of cherries?
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@emmalaui That’s a weird question, so what’s your mom like?
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@SarahLazarus16 So if I send you it does it come in the post or do I have to pay postage? Just wondering some pictures printed
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Wow! Why can’t people realise what we need to do to do our jobs! Total muppets
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Wind come back! I want to go kite surfing! This is rubbish!
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Another airport, getting sick of this
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Lot of Jennifer Anniston’s on here
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Every ball covered, stuffed by an 8 year old! How do I hit the 4 🤔
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Working week over. 😆
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Lighter is in my trouser pocket upstairs! Ffs! Lit my cigarette off the hob and set fire to my hair 🤦
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@TWEnclosure yeah had a cheeky each eat double after some bigger winners and got a nice surprise 😀
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@blinkx666 Had a baguette today to make a change, you?
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Brian still missing!
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@annamonetx You go to gym, I meet you in bar after
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@Reeseforsure Most expensive first date ever! Wow what a red flag
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@SarahLazarus16 Not much of a cannibal here
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@itsalexiagrace Prefer not to drown wow that’s a bit dramatic
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@SavMondo Try dealing with 12 of them 🤦‍♂️, they are cute though but haven’t slept I. 5 weeks! 🤣
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@aliceloulou_ Hitler is better than my ex so what a question, looking lovely though 🤣
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@jilixkat Do you snore?
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Please god DM if you want a real bot written! A software engineer in between jobs, OMG it’s crap how bad these are! First of all generic responses are obvious! Never even written one but man these are bad, funny though, and great to play with when bored
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@itsfallonlovee Can you type? Sort my expenses out? Is this a Twitter interview?
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@IzzieBabe96_ Which hand?
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@LeahRayAFC I do like a few pints but that doesn’t matter lol, the Arsenal shit does though 🤣😘
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@AlexLeTissier That’s some small midget
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@cutierubyxo Why not? But not sure why you would meet my parents though, don’t even know you
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@onlyallierae Are you a good nurse?
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@MilfyLana Make a coffee
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@annamonetx Had to look twice there! Watch your left hand 🤣
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Love this place!
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@Cmariel1990 Bucket of water works well
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WTAF! I joined a gym! In shock!
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Dog shit everywhere, what a mess
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@thekingkristi1 Your bedroom is really tidy
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@TWEnclosure thinking about bottling it
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Spirit and mixer £4.10, who gonna pay to get haunted and have someone that gonna mix s@£t up? 🤔
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@MatureMomxn Wow actually agree with a post! Lol
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@annamonetx Only got one leg
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@TWEnclosure not a bad start to the day
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No vegans can swallow end off don’t rust them 🤦🤷
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@Tany_Nelson Should check that with a doctor, not sure if that’s healthy
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The clock in Heathrow airport is 2 minutes slow 🤔, I’m so bored of airports
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@TWEnclosure Get in! Got to love that drift 😆
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@HarryKeable @TWEnclosure cash one out, buy a smart phone and next time do a lucky 63 😜 nice one !!
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@SavMondo Want one? 🤣 xx
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