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5 years
I’ll always have a special place in my heart for you max, rest easy baby boy ❤️
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5 years
there’s actually no way
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2 years
fuck cancer
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5 years
this is probably why I don’t get girls
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unfortunately my birthday gift this year was finding out my dog max’s cancerous tumor grew back but in his lungs this time. booked a flight home overnight to be by his side and give him comfort before I have to make the hardest decision of my life. I feel completely broken.
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LA girls smh
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lmao
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@Tenser
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some of ya’ll never snacked on these as a kid and it really shows
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4 years
it seriously should be a disease to think apple music is better than spotify
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4 years
none of my friends remembered it was my birthday
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5 years
Ladies listen up, if he: - has a fortnite character as his profile picture - is one of the most underrated console players - has twitch in his name but never streams - regularly uses the word “bot” in real life situations break his heart he deserves it
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5 years
I'm officially announcing my retirement This saddens me greatly but this will be my last day ever trying to get verified on this platform I am exhausted, both mentally and physically, and can no longer put myself through this I'd like to say it was a good run, but it wasn't 🖤
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@Tenser
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4 years
OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY VERIFIED
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5 years
I took this girl out on a date the other night and then brought her back to my place to meet my new puppy. when he saw her all he did was bark and growl so I knew she wasn't the one and kicked her ass out right away. he's just keeping the thots away what a good boy
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6 years
i met this girl in playground last night and jokingly said that she was into me even though she has a boyfriend she did not take this information pleasantly... somehow it turned into this.
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Last night I brought the BADDEST girl back to my room just for my dog to cry in his cage until I let him out. Then he steals MY spot in the bed and snuggles with her until she falls asleep all while looking me dead in the eyes. Like wtf dude. I didn’t sign up for this bullshit.
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5 years
I survived 22 years somehow let’s gooooo thanks for all the birthday wishes love you all
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5 years
in my humble opinion fortnite fkn blows now. it's nobody's fault it's just way too competitive for casual play. I don't train 12 hours a day to win a skirmish I'm just an idiot who makes videos and wants to have fun. maybe I've started to burn myself out of video games idk :(
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4 years
i hope all the ps5 and xbox reseller nerds feel good that there’s tons of kids who ain’t gonna be getting a console this christmas because their parents couldn’t afford to pay above retail prices
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1 year
@FaZeClan amazing! remember when I went through the worst stint of my life and instead of “standing by” me you just dropped me and told me to tell everybody I decided to leave 🤣🤣 thank you for ALWAYS doing the right thing FaZeClan 🙏🏻
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5 years
he’s with me forever now 💙 first tattoo and I couldn’t be happier with it 🙏🏻 rest in peace buddy I miss you so much!!!
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faze took me in and treated me like family right away. they literally handed me a life I DREAMED of living. I refuse to ever turn my back on them. call it biased I really don’t give a shit because it is. it’s faze forever over in this corner ❤️✌🏻
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4 years
- get verified ✅ - 1,000,000 youtube subs ✅ - have sex for the first time ❌
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4 years
there's literally no way
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@Tenser
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5 years
everybody meet my new child scooby!!!
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if you could squad up on fortnite with anybody that ever lived who would it be? mine would have to be - me - 6ix9ine - abraham lincoln - faze mongraal
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@Tenser
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6 years
this is by far the best interaction i've ever had with a random person on fortnite
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5 years
ok listen this is the only way to fix fortnite - buff drumgun (extend mag from 50 to 100) - vault every shotgun - bring planes back but make them faster and the ability to morph into a ford f-150 - reintroduce the infinity blade but whoever picks it up catches HIV hire me epic
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@Tenser
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6 years
I DID IT BRO ONE FKN MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!
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look what fortnite did to my neck 😤
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4 years
I HAD MY GIRLFRIEND ON MY LAP AND HIT ANOTHER CRAZY SHOT LMAOOOO
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6 years
goodbye forever
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remember the days when we played mw2 all day and minecraft all night and no lawsuits were involved
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I literally can’t stop laughing
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@Tenser
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4 years
I HIT THE BACKDROP LET'S GOOO
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6 years
what fortnite needs atm - bring back sword (give players holding it 800 health and the ability to transform into a flying tesla) - introduce the heavy drum gun - 50 extra health if you dance on a player you killed - you're forced to follow ttv kids that killed you or banned
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@Tenser
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5 years
no way girls can get a boob job but dudes can’t get a chest job i’m so sick of inequality
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I’m done trying with girls smh
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sorry if you had to come across that video of the idiot treating her dog like shit like I did this morning. scooby is here to lighten the mood 😄
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@Tenser
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5 years
who wants a faze x champion hoodie? 🤑💦
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@Tenser
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6 years
i really woke up today as faze tenser that ain't too bad if you ask me
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@Tenser
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4 years
Hawaii was a vibe 🌴
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4 years
i deleted a tweet the other day about it because i wasn't sure if i wanted anybody to actually know but fuck it i guess i have coronavirus i felt like i was dying for a few days but now i'm getting better i just can't smell or taste anything
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@Tenser
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2020 already feels different 🙃❤️
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Who wants a pink one?
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when i was 12 i met this girl in minecraft and we spent all summer building the giant mansion that we were gonna move into after we got married in the future. long story short she ended up getting a boyfriend and burned everything we built and left the server. i still miss her.
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6 years
my postmates driver handed me my food and said "nog ops is coming back HAHA" and drove off... wtf?
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4 years
I've decided to retire from twitter. thank you all for the amazing memories! what a ride it's been.
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choose your fighter 👏🏻
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some dude pulled a knife on me as i was walking back to my apartment building just now i swear on mom i’ve never ran so fast in my life
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dropped my brother off at school this morning and got some of the most insane flashbacks of how much I disliked my time there. i’m talking so bad to the point that I completely freaked out, slammed my gas pedal in panic, and absolutely clocked a kid. thank god my car is fine tho
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I seriously need everybody’s help. Reply with a picture of your dog(s) Here’s mine 😍
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ok I can't be the one trying to teach kids how to faze up anymore LMAOOO
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call of duty is back tonight let's goooooooooo
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6ix9ine: I gave y’all 21 can i leave Judge: you're still looking at 47 years 6ix9ine: you guys ever watch tenser's faze5 response
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almost anything > star wars the lion king, jurassic park, back to the future, the matrix, the spongebob movie, toy story, home alone, monsters inc, etc. ya'll treat star wars like it's actually good LMAOOO
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dude it actually blows my mind how PARENTS are usually the ones bringing their kids to the front of the faze house begging for individuals to come outside like it’s a museum or something. it’s a HOUSE. where we LIVE. I knew that wasn’t okay to do when I was a toddler like cmon 👎🏻
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hit a guy with my car and screamed april fools hahaha dude this is easily my favorite day of the year
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don't let anybody tell you what you can or can't do that's whack. it was quite the process but that's what makes today so much more special to me. i'm planning on making faze tenser last forever so buckle up and get ready to take over 🔥❤️
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wow no fucking way man not juice 😔 rip, i’ve never spent so much time listening to one single artist in my life why why why why why i’m so upset
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your third @ has a crush on you but they also fucking hate you and they're pregnant with triplets and they're an alcoholic and they're permanently in debt and they support trump and they play fortnite with foot pedals
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got killed by a ttv kid who sat there dancing on me so i went to his stream and coincidentally enough he lived next door to me! so without hesitation i threw on my shoes and walked on over to his house just to beat his ass and do the nae nae on him irl. bet he regrets that now 🤷‍♂️
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so far at coachella I’ve lost my wallet and broke up with 7 girls that don’t even know who I am
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I know it's probably way too soon but I really wanna rescue a puppy in the near future. obviously max can never be replaced but he was also a rescue dog so why not help another doggy out who needs it
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why are you wasting your time playing fall guys when she doesn’t even fall for guys like you 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
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I think quitting fortnite for good would be very good for my mental health
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got so used to redeploying in fortnite that i thought i could jump off the top of the faze house today and be fine bad idea
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we don’t deserve dogs
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a few things that would make fortnite much better - buff pickaxes (150 damage per hit) - vault double barrel, add quadruple barrel - speed up the time it takes to reload the quad launcher x3 - 100% no scope accuracy with bolt sniper/heavy sniper - ttv kids get 100 extra health
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@FaZe_Rain I hope not man. I love you it genuinely pains me knowing you feel this way. the world needs you around nord I know you have what it takes to get through this and you got all the support from me and millions of people who love you ❤️❤️❤️
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at this point I have more trust in my ex girlfriend who cheated on me 8 times with my brother than I do with fortnite releasing an update that actually makes me happy
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4 years ago today
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just saw a kid wearing adidas shoes, nike socks, puma shorts, and an under armour shirt. had to call the cops. good luck in prison bud.
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my mom just asked me “why don’t you have a mclaren like faze rain?” she really just beasted me wtf
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the support is unreal lately
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faze5 is back let’s goooo!!!
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if you’ve been following me since bo2 i have a special place in my heart for you 💙💙💙💙💙
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females in 2019 would commit murder and blame it on their anxiety
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just popped off
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@AJA_Cortes I play video games every single day and I'm extremely confident that I could clown you in the gym alexander
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took a chance and asked the waitress for a burger with a side of her and now I’m outside and banned from going back in. how was I supposed to know her husband was the manager? sexism is real folks 😪
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if you didn’t make cool ass forts with a ton of blankets as a kid you can’t be trusted
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isn't it crazy how much trust we put in each other when driving cars like some dude could just say fk it and throw his wheel to the left and possibly take my life in a span of a second didn't mean to get so dark right there but it's facts and I think about it all the time
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I wonder what my unborn kids are doing right now
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the year is 2097 - still not verified on twitter - fortnite is illegal worldwide - I have crippling arthritis from trickshotting on call of duty when I was a kid - nobody in the nursing home believes I’m in FaZe - my nerd neck is life threatening but i’m 100 yrs old so it’s fine
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never been so happy in my life just two days ago they told me not to get my hopes up today they were able to remove everything from max's lungs which means he'll be just fine thank you guys for all the prayers it honestly made me feel so much more hopeful 💙🙏
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sundays are for church and faze banks videos
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just got outplayed by a fucking banana in a video game, never have felt so worthless
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every time i see a female streaming fortnite and she dies i'll see her whole chat say "it's ok beautiful" and "on to the next one my queen" if i die on stream my whole chat tells me to fucking kill myself
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i’ve just been a little too lost these past few months and i’m sorry. after my dog passed I started looking for different routes to escape the pain which sent me down an even worse path and blinded me from everything/everybody that mattered. i’ll get better i promise. ily all 💜
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It’s my dad’s birthday today
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you’re a pussy
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didn't grind call of duty my whole childhood just to not be prepared for world war 3 draft me now, i'm ready
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a 6ix9ine line that changed my life forever "these bitches think i'm stupid, i ain't stupid"
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bad news guys... the doctor told me I have stage 6 nerd neck and can't play fortnite anymore 😔
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i realized i hadn't talked to my dad in almost two weeks so i facetimed him and did the take L dance for 20 seconds without saying a word and then hung up he must be proud of what he raised
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deji is literally the definition of never give up
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