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Giants, Niners and Warriors by birth, Sooners by marriage, Bulldog by degree. California ➡️ Tennessee

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@TennesseeKristy
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2 years
Giants baseball……my favorite toxic relationship
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@Achoisamoron @Raiders He literally killed someone, so yeah. It’s necessary.
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3 years
Just thought of Lincoln Riley being mad that TCU wasn’t loyal to Gary Patterson and now I’m laughing
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5 years
@brownandbella My husband of almost 13 years says “Again?!” Every time I start my period. Yes. Again. I’m sorry I don’t have them paid off yet. Spoiler alert, it’s gonna happen next month too.
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My ballpark is prettier than your ballpark
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My husband has this 17 year old kid that works for him. Kid works hard, never complains, and is awesome. He’s been saving money to buy a car. JR gave him the Mustang tonight. He cried. My husband is a good man.
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2 years
The best coach, of any sport, at OU is Patricia Gasso. She hasn’t lost a Big12 series in ELEVEN YEARS.
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2 years
The NFL is about to see what a pissed off Baker Mayfield looks like and I’m here for it.
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9 months
All 3 teams that beat the 49ers this year have lost their starting QB for the season.
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Sports Illustrated
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Breaking: Bengals QB Joe Burrow is out for the remainder of the season, the team announced
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@sweatystartup @CourtMaggard Sounds like a you problem, Nick. I could not possibly care less if my neighbors have a boat. You don’t have anything else to worry about?
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4 years
So how does the NFL postpone Ravens/Steelers but makes the 49ers play with basically a practice squad and makes the Broncos play with literally zero QBs?
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4 months
@GreggDoyelStar My god dude. It’s wasn’t the hand gesture, although that alone is cringe worthy. You essentially told a woman half your age “show me affection and we’ll get along just fine”. Thats not “conversational and familiar”. That’s sexual harassment.
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5 years
I’m going to say this bluntly: If you’re calling for Lincoln Riley to get fired you are an idiot.
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3 years
“I wanted a new challenge” I mean, trying to actually win a playoff game or competing in the SEC sounds like a new challenge, Linc, but okay.
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4 years
Finally met with my doctor to go over my biopsy results and there is zero sign of cancer 🙌🏻🙌🏻
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1 year
@some_amir @kenklippenstein This one was found in a gas station parking lot at about 4 weeks old. Malnourished, filthy, anemic from fleas. I’m sure she wishes I would have just left her there that day.
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4 years
If there was ever a dude used to scoring 42 and it still not be enough because his defense is trash, it’s Baker Mayfield.
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10 months
Bruce Bochy is still the only manager to ever take San Diego to the Workd Series. Won the only 3 rings the Giants have won in SF. If he get Texas their first championship just immediately put him in the HOF
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3 years
I’ll say this, Lincoln sure as hell united this fanbase like never before.
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2 years
@bessbell @Delta But you felt safe with people crammed next to you, wearing disposable cloth masks, in many cases not worn properly, which were routinely removed to eat or drink. Sorry but I don’t think the masks on planes did as much as y’all think it did.
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5 years
People really acting like the Niners are some up and coming franchise just happy to be there. This is the San Francisco 49ers. Home of Montana, Young, Rice, Walsh, and 5 Lombardi trophies. We’re not new here. It’s time to remind everyone who we are. #GoNiners
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Why I cheer for OU even though I went to Fresno State…. One: My mom is from Oklahoma. 2 aunts and 1 uncle went to OU Second: My husband is from Oklahoma and is a 3rd generation Sooner. His grandma graduated in 1940. Third, and most importantly: Because I can and I want to.
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2 years
I, for one, love that OU Softball has a coach that will choke the life out of a team when they have them down. Feelings be damned, it’s winning time.
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4 years
Lenoir-Rhyne had someone drafted before the University of Texas did 😭😭😭😬😬
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3 years
Signed all the docs. It’s officially ours!!!
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2 years
75% of the final 4 are Big12 teams but OU didn’t play anyone all year…..
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3 years
11 years ago I was sitting in a hospital room with my Grandpa. He held on just long enough to see his beloved Giants win their first WS in 54 years. He passed away about 7 hours after they won. I know some people don’t get it but sports are magical & that night was everything
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Love the people saying Toby Keith was a horrible person because he had a song about bombing Al-Qaeda after 9/11. What do you think the US response should be after the killing of 3,000 Americans? A sternly worded letter? Some of y’all are too young to know the mood of the
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@andrew_norwine @_willcompton Did ASU’s field have brand new sod laid on top of field turf in a monsoon? No?
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2 years
I miss Matt Cain and Buster Posey
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2 years
Giants game is blacked out for me. Fix your stupid ass blackout rules @mlb . I pay for directv, , and extra innings. It’s insane that I can’t watch these games.
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8 months
Whoever invented that stupid thing where your car shuts off when you’re at a stop light, your mom’s a ho.
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2 years
Yeah if your first reaction about Chris Beard is that the allegations are false since the accuser is recanting, you don’t know the first thing about domestic violence.
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8 months
Y’all. I just found this at my mother in law’s house 💀💀 Note the expiration date
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@dannykanell @gr8ball83 OU had a higher winning percentage on the road than FSU did at home. Next.
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3 years
Kinda pissed USC doesn’t have softball.
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5 years
Read this and then think about it the next time you throw a fit because some kid didn’t pick your favorite school or is “a bust”. You have no idea what they’ve been through.
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South Florida Sun Sentinel
5 years
Teen football star Bryce Gowdy faced slew of struggles before his suicide, family says
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6 years
This is everything I hoped it would be
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5 years
I put up with Mike Nolan, Mike Singletary, Jim Tomsula & Chip Kelly as coaches. I watched Jim Harbaugh not give Frank Gore the ball on the 2 yard line. From 4-12 to NFC Championship game in a year. You’re out of your mind if you think I’m gonna sit here and be quiet. #GoNiners
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1 year
OU softball fans right now
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3 years
The Giants once won a playoff series because Brooks Conrad forgot how to baseball. I’ll take lucky all day long.
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Yall I am married to a toddler. I’ve been making this cheesy potato casserole for years. He’s always loved it. Today he found out there’s sour cream in it and now won’t eat it. ITS HOW I’VE ALWAYS MADE IT
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9 months
Meh. Am I the only OU fan that’s not overly concerned about this?
@On3sports
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9 months
NEWS: Mississippi State is expected to hire Oklahoma OC Jeff Lebby as its next head coach, @RossDellenger reports👀
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I am begging people to learn the difference between accept and except. When did we get illiterate as a society?
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4 years
@GW1115 @GavinNewsom You’d rather have some arbitrary date with no data or science behind it? Makes sense.
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3 years
OU softball straight murdering people
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My cousin’s kids broke my hammock last night. I told them several times they couldn’t all be in it at once. It snapped like 4 of the ropes. Now she doesn’t want to replace it because she said “it was old anyway”. It’s 2 years old. Am I nuts for thinking she should pay for it?
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My mom has been homeless off and on for about 10 years. Last night I was able to do something I’ve always wanted to do. I bought my mom a house. And it’s cute!
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3 years
If my Fresno State Bulldogs beat USC this year I’m gonna get myself suspended from this app
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6 years
Oklahoma scored 45 and 39 on this Texas defense. But I’m sure anyone could on these trash Big12 defenses, right?
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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2 years
These are in response to USC’s defense. I’m just gonna leave this here.
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3 years
Texas fans went from “we out-recruit OU every year” to “the cupboard is bare, we have no talent” REAL quick
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I’ll love you forever, mom. I’m so sorry I couldn’t fix this. Rest In Peace.
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There’s no political party for people like me. I’m a hybrid. I don’t give a damn who you marry or if you smoke weed. I support REASONABLE gun control. I also want lower taxes, support secure borders, think too many people rely on the govt to support them &want a strong military
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Lincoln Riley a month ago: OU fans broke into my house when I left (proven BS) USC podcasters two days ago: They have to figure this out, this isn’t Norman, Oklahoma, this is LA. We’re more sophisticated than them. USC Fans: Why can’t OU fans let it go?
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@MattLeinartQB It's unhealthy- their obsession w/ Riley. Why can't they let go?
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4 years
I’m a lifelong Republican. This. Is. Not. Acceptable.
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2 years
I’m looking at a claim right now where the guy bought a truck in 2021. Brand new. Was $79k. We just totalled it and it’s now worth $93k. I have never, ever, seen a car be worth more than it was when it was brand new. This is wild.
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Stop with the “best team” argument. Ohio State is a better team than Purdue. That doesn’t mean they get to claim that loss as a W. The games matter.
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3 years
I would like Kris Bryant to stay on my baseball team please and thank you
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4 years
Swing and a miss
@TheHerd
Herd w/Colin Cowherd
5 years
Who has the better career: Dwayne Haskins or Kyler Murray?
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Madison Bumgarner came as close to single-handedly winning a World Series as a baseball player possibly can. Any Bumgarner slander by a Giants fan will be dealt with quick, fast, and in a hurry. People better be showing some appreciation.
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I’m gonna need someone to make an OU Softball shirt that says Unapologetic, please and thank you.
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4 years
Hitting is hard when you don’t know what’s coming
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4 years
George Springer is showered in boos as he steps to the plate, tries to hit a ball far to silence the crowd and falls to a knee
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@NoCapFights Lugs are over tightened, loosening them before you jack up the car is smart, and this is about the only way to do it side of the road? Like just admit you’ve never changed a tire
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@DaniMYGonzalez @pearlythingz Now do the statics on children who grow up in homes that are violent, abusive, toxic, and have constant arguing. I’ll wait.
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What’s *actually* going to happen out of all this? Brent: Hey Jeff. You can’t have your father in law on the field, dude. Lebby: Ok. End of story.
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I’m almost 38 years old. My dad still checks the air pressure in my tires when I’m at his house, still asks if I need money, and still calls me to “make sure I got home okay” when I leave. I live 20 minutes away 😂 He really is the best ❤️❤️
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3 years
So we have a…..Cobb Webb rotation?
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Alex Cobb and #SFGiants are finalizing a deal
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2 years
My dad got bored being retired and he loves baseball so he got a job as an usher with the @FresnoGrizzlies . Based on the texts I’m getting, he’s living his best life 🥺🥺🥺
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Not enough is said about how his year end results have gotten worse every year he’s been a head coach. ‘17 Close playoff loss ‘18 Bigger playoff loss ‘19 Playoff blowout ‘20 Won Big12, no playoff ‘21 Didn’t make Big 12 Title game ‘22 Lost Pac12 Title game ‘23 Unranked
@Brett_McMurphy
Brett McMurphy
10 months
With USC falling out of Tuesday's @CFBPlayoff rankings, Lincoln Riley’s streak of 48 consecutive weeks being ranked is over. Riley’s 48 consecutive rankings as a head coach at USC & OU only trailed Nick Saban, who has been ranked in all 56 polls w/Bama
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3 years
Lincoln Riley tried to burn this program down and Joe C, Bob Stoops, and Brent Venables went all “avengers…..assemble” and it’s beautiful
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6 years
Not boycotting In N Out Not boycotting Nike Not feeling like everyone in the world has to agree with me
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3 years
Drinking at 11:30 AM is acceptable as long as you’re in an airport, right?
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3 years
I still can’t believe this is my back yard. I live here. It’s insane!
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3 years
Banish the eyeballs forever, this is our new thing.
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The 2023 Oklahoma Sooners. Your unapologetic, unrivaled, three time in a row champion. BOOMER!!
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Kristy
11 months
Bold of them to think they’ll make ND punt
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Jack Smith 🎙
11 months
#USC staffers sprayed water at punt returners today during practice in hopes of simulating the rainy environment the Trojans will face in South Bend.
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5 years
How many times did OU sack Ehlinger?!
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5 years
“There’s no place for taunting in football” Also Tom Herman:
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Kristy
10 months
Somewhere Baker Mayfield, Kyler Murray, and Jalen Hurts just nod understandingly
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Barstool Sports
10 months
Been a tough season for Caleb Williams…
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Kristy
10 months
Happy Bumgarner Day to all who celebrate
@MLBONFOX
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10 months
9 years ago today, Madison Bumgarner came in and pitched 5 scoreless innings to help the @SFGiants win the 2014 World Series 🙌
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5 years
Imagine seeing these stats and saying the Niners defense isn’t that good. Sit down and take the L, Rams fans.
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4 years
My CEO just put out a video that we are getting half of our year end bonuses in April (for me it will about 12% of my total salary) to help families that are struggling, and NO ONE in our company will lose income because of this, even if they’re out of PTO. I might have cried.
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@JenniCarlson_OK OSU game not worth writing about?
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Kristy
1 year
@ClaireLiz4Life Claire. You don’t get to tell other people how to live their lives. Please sit down and be quiet. Like your husband wants you to be.
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Kristy
5 years
My car completely died as I was approaching an intersection. Kept me from getting blasted by a big truck that ran the light going the other way. I probably would’ve been killed. Car started right back up, never stalled on me again.
@adribbleofink
Aidan Moher
5 years
Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
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11/1/10 we removed my grandpa from life support and expected him to pass within mins. He held on so that night we were all in his hospital room watching the SF Giants win their first World Series in 54 years. He passed about 6 hours later. Baseball is magical.
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3 years
I’m happy for everyone getting tax returns but y’all realize that was already your money, right? The government just borrowed it from you at 0% interest.
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3 years
JR: if these rumors are true you’re gonna have to call a doctor because I will have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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A lot of you only watch football and it shows. This loss will mean absolutely NOTHING in June. When it’s playoff time OU will be hosting a regional and super regional, and then it’s put up or shut up time. None of that changes because they lost today.
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Kristy
2 years
Football gods, if you’re listening, please let my Fresno State Bulldogs beat USC this year.
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3 months
Yall. 2 things: 1. Best money I ever spent on airplane wifi 2. I embarrassed the hell out of myself on this plane!!
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Kristy
5 years
Texas fans screaming “we only lost by 7!!” Like they didn’t run their mouths for 2 months straight after winning by 3 last year.
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Kristy
6 years
I hate Coors field. I hate that routine fly balls are homers. I hate that the infield plays like concrete. I hate that my entire team forgets how to pitch, field, and hit when we’re there. I hate their wanna be Yankee pinstripes. And most of all I hate that fucking dinosaur.
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Kristy
16 days
LOL nothing more delusional than Giants fans in August. This team has shown you what they are for 4 months.
@BontaHill
Bonta Hill
17 days
So you're saying there's a chance? #SFGiants
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Kristy
1 year
Tough look for the OU is ruining the sport crowd.
@ESPNPR
ESPN PR
1 year
Game 2 of the 2023 @NCAASoftball #WCWS Championship Series averaged 1.9M viewers with a peak audience of 2.3M 🥎The two game champ series between @FSU_Softball and @OU_Softball averaged 1.6M viewers #NCAASoftball | #Team40 | #ChampionshipMindset
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Kristy
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Oh we are not gonna start trashing Kyler. That’s not what we’re gonna do.
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