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This man finished school in 1979 and by 1990 (11 years later), he had access to about USD5million to start a bank in Nigeria. He didn’t come from money.
His secret for new generations? A very insightful “stay focused”.
We’re very dishonest.
“I started Zenith Bank with 20 million Naira in 1990”
- Jim Ovia
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24m p/a sounds like big money until you earn it. Add two kids & self-financed power, quality education, security, healthcare… add tax & inflation. Also, 24m p/a doesn’t shield you from potholes or lack of the oxygen facilities you could need thereafter. Etc etc etc.
Not enough.
24m per annum salary. Comfortable duplex in Lekki. Two kids. Wife works as a BM in a first generation bank.
But they resign and start masters in UK. I don't understand some of these things.
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@oluwafifunmii
@Munachim_
According to him, his dad died when he was 4 years old. His mum then started a “small trading business” before one of his older brothers (a wage earner) had to help out with his education and move with him to Lagos. You can read more here -
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Job offers. Law school results. IELTS passed. Prizes won. Convocation. Messi in Copa America final.
This week has given me ample good news. 💃🏻🕺🏻
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@i_am_ineye
That doesn’t translate to wealth.
@oluwafifunmii
@Munachim_
According to him, his dad died when he was 4 years old. His mum then started a “small trading business” before one of his older brothers (a wage earner) had to help out with his education and move with him to Lagos. You can read more here -
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I see a future where I have enough money to embrace my impulsive traveling, a passport that supports it, and friends to host me in all the countries. Amen.
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God bless whoever came up with the formula for 5 Alive's Berry Blast
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Why are they hiding their faces? But they were happy to humiliate and showcase the faces of people that violated curfew in Lagos
Photostory: Repentant bandits in Zamfara State surrender weapons
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I don't care what you think, blocking roads and obstructing economic activities are necessary. If the economy is not affected, the 'powers that be' would remain unbothered.
#SARSMUSTEND
#EndSarsNow
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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I was trying to explain my latest career move to my mother recently and her main question was “so do we still have a lawyer in this family?” 😂💀
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WAIT FOR YOUR LAWYER!
8 out of 10 times, sending out that document/offer/response is not as urgent as you’d like to believe. You’re more likely to perish from the consequences of sending out that communication unvetted than from the consequences of sending it late.
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True adversity, for me, is when something bad happens and I can’t see a funny angle to it.
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Kind reminder that it was this same Muhammadu Buhari that imprisoned Fela for 20 months without conviction.
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Nobody:
A Lagosian outside Lagos:
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Growing up, I’d read novels where the author described how a character saw sadness in another character’s eyes despite their smile/laughter. I never understood how you could see sadness in the eyes but now I do. I spot it easily & too often, sometimes in myself.
Adulting<<<
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This judge came into the courtroom at 10am (1 hr late) & sat for 2 hrs. She went on a break at 12 noon, leaving lawyers and litigants in the courtroom. It's been over one hour and we're still here waiting for her.
Same judge is notorious for bullying lawyers (esp. female ones).
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Our Senior Advocates have so much disdain for the younger lawyers. It's funny that many of them aren't even brilliant, and I mean that literally.
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If I ask you about your spirit of adventure, it's not about sex please. I'm talking about actual life adventures...fun, traveling, 7-wonders type thing.
There's no need to use euphemism for sex. We're adults.
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Elsa
@ElsaAngel19
has been tweeting as if she's Nigerian! Following the updates every minute. A queen!
#EndSWAT
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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Bella Shmurda came to the industry prepared! I think he'll be around for a long time.
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Falz has been doing a great job explaining these things ❤
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigera
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This wins 😂
[In Court]
Judge: Before I sentence you, what do you have to say for yourself?
Criminal: My Lord, of course I fucked up. Who never fuck up, hands in the air *looks round*…no hands? I rest my case.
Judge: *Wiping tears* Uncuff this man immediately!
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Anxiety took a big chunk of me this year. I will be more intentional about my peace of mind next year. Amen.
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“My colleague, Temi, will be available to answer your questions. You can send him an email or call his phone”.
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This letter is basically “are you really sure you want us to be opening our yansh publicly?” 😂
Pastor
@obyezeks
, you served me legal notice publicly, so I was left with no choice but to serve you publicly too. PS: I won’t react to the unwarranted provocation from you, your sons & allies. You betrayed my loyalty, service & respect to you, for reasons I don’t understand. xx
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I mostly refrain from airing my opinion because your words would be dissected by people who lack even basic understanding
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Applying for a visa with a Nigerian passport is so disgusting. Gathering documents, filling long forms, and using big English to beg for access to a place where you’re going to spend expensive black-market-converted money. 🤮
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I’m angry about a lot of things today, top of which is how INSANELY difficult it is to have the most basic things in Nigeria. I really hope God answers my prayers this year.
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It’s disgusting listening to people in love talk on the phone. Inyanma😡
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"You collect so many pieces of people as you go about this life. You are a mosaic of everyone you have ever loved, even for a heartbeat."
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Declarations work. Proclaiming your goals/successes work. Your positive energy/disposition manifests. The universe listens, God listens...whichever you believe in.
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You owe your friends the truth about things that concern them, even if they won’t like it or it would put a strain on your friendship. That uncomfortable discussion might be saving them from a lot.
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Must this country fail me in every way? What happened to Thursday and Friday?? 😭
Ministry of Interior
Press Release
FG DECLARES WEDNESDAY 12TH, THURSDAY 13TH MAY, 2021 AS PUBLIC HOLIDAYS TO MARK EIDUL-FITR CELEBRATION
The Federal Government has declared Wednesday 12th and Thursday 13th May, 2021 as Public Holidays to mark this year's Eidul-Fitr celebration.
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Cardi B's political awareness and openness is impressive. Many of these other people think about protecting their wealth and rep with the powers that be and just keep quiet.
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Some people deserve to die and when they die, we have no obligation to honour/respect them simply because they are ‘the dead’.
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We really need to invent how to take a temporary break from life. Like, not exist for a couple of weeks/months then resume life.
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I'm so so so proud of how these protests are being organised. THE SUPPORT! THE SELFLESSNESS!
#EndSWAT
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
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What has
@AlikoDangote
said/done about this? That's a major policy influencer but I guess this doesn't concern him yet 🙂
#SARSMUSTEND
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
#EndSarsNow
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I’ve been receiving good news this week! My friends are going global and making defining career moves and it makes me extremely happy 😭
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Craziest part is the gala seller running faster than the okada 😭😭😂😂
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#CarpeDiem
is so so so good! Olamide deserves our forever respect. 10 consistent years of dropping quality stuff.
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Assistant Regional Manager vs. Assistant to the Regional Manager: What is in a Title?
A dissertation by Dwight K. Schrute III
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I honestly wish I didn't have to leave Nigeria but we are where we are and there's nothing within my powers to change it...not really.
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Absolutely 🔥
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If you have somebody you care about in Law School, please send them money randomly. Forgive their wrongs. Pray for them. Encourage them.
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If I lend you money & you don’t pay me back (without explanation), don’t bother asking my help in the future. Even if you’re dying, it’d take the Holy Spirit speaking to me directly before I can help you.
No, I don’t forgive or forget that. We can be cool in other ways though.🤗
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Last last, God is sha bigger than Nigerian Law School and their questions.
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Another one 💃
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What is a Yara? Brienne beat THE HOUND
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NBA has credited my account with palliative! How much is the latest Ferrari?????
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Word reaching me is that Burna Boy sold out an 80,000 capacity stadium in London and gave the people an outstanding experience
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Add pencil and crayon
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This book ranks in top 3 most incomprehensible books I’ve ever read 😭
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"Don't ever let someone tell you you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they want to tell you you can’t do it. You want something, go get it. Period."
~Will Smith (Pursuit of Happiness)
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Based on the lady's story ONLY, there's just one victim- Stefflon the girlfriend.
There's a selfish adult male who CHOSE to cheat on his girlfriend and there's a selfish adult female who CHOSE to ignore his relationship status because she was having a good time.
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Love a woman with a sense of humour 😂
I woke up thinking women deserve less today. And I was right. 😪
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Absolute truth. My first bail experience was as a favour to a friend's wife (who was simply being investigated). It was one of my worst days as a lawyer. The police see a lawyer as an abominable obstruction to their intimidation/extortion agenda.
#EndSARS
One thing I haven’t really shared is that police in Nigeria are generally VERY hostile to lawyers. So when a lawyer goes to a police station to bail out an arrested protester, there’s so much that happens in there we do not post about so as not to shift the focus. It is hard work
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I’ve decided not to do a full accounting of my December expenses. I choose peace.
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It pains me to admit but it's become clear that Burna is a deeply insecure guy who needs others to trail before he can feel good. He probably has deeper complexes too.
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Where do people find the strength to 'talk to' or date two or more people at the same time?
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I hate other people’s money sitting in my account. Gives me anxiety.
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Group chat with the boys is often like “yeah your babe is being crazy but we love her so just agree to whatever she wants” 😂💀
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When a question asks about a subtopic, but you write the entire syllabus, because you know your lecturer is sly
#myLLBstory
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This! Getting divorced is one of the most difficult legal proceedings in Nigeria.
I'm seeing some people talk about "signing divorce papers"😂🤣. In Nigeria?!
If you want a divorce, you'd better be very ready. It's a whole case o.
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God came through in flying colours!
Thank you for reminding of the stakes each time I wanted to just sleep.
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When Naeto C said "I'm too blessed to be stressed" on Share My Blessings, he wasn't lying. The guy has no stress at all.
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