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@ogunmusi
I don't know why people are bothered about things like this
It's life, it's absolutely normal and your decision should be whether you want to or not
I prefer it self, only beep me when you want something & be fine when I say I don't have to give but if I have, I'll surely give
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@directordiji
Went for an interview at AP HQ right after my OND, interview was good and the HR really liked me, was told to wait to get offer letter then some walked in and asked "hope you haven't given him the job? Oga family dey come"
Didn't even wait to be told to leave... I left very fast
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That 22nd floor shock me oo
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Unpopular opinion: You can take a river to the horse but you can't force the river to drink the horse... 🤗
Think about it 🤔🤔
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@jaysonrogue
@Hardey_dayor
His wife got a visa to Germany to study
He proposed and she said yes, told germany she won't leave without her husband and they agreed... Love things
Unlike that destiny stopper lying woman
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@Tatashe4
Na God go dey bless you jare
Me weh dey go from akanke to girls hostel go collect amala that year
Damn I ate... God bless the girls them🌹
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Man has been subtly accusing me of theft for months... Came back from a food run one day & he said it again in front of his friend
I went in, cleared my desk, took my bag then went back to him & told him never to say such again cos my father has more money than him then I left😂
What’s the weirdest reason that has made you resign from a job?
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@SubDelivryZone
I think babatunde should calm down and go see her, I think he should make sure he gets the 15k back and never see her again.
But must get that 15k back.
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Aproko Friday!!!
Keke don scratch one woman car for Allen... Come hear English "You know driving is about measurement? You measure"
😄😄😄
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@Anuolluwa
@ozzyetomi
@Eerinmide
Good to know that the reply is silly but the statement portraying men as people who will leave their family behind based off a movie is appropriate... If its based off her experience then isn't fathers part of the story???
Don't even try justifying this for that abeg.
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@Odogwu_Nomso
@boy_director
Clearance is still untouchable... Man now shoot movies abeg use another example
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@Debest_of_Kings
@TheMooreUWant_1
Naah
I feel the regret is cos she didn't get a "better man" as she thought she would since she made more money
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@ozzyetomi
@Eerinmide
Your dad must have hurt you bad... I'm sorry about the men you met growing up.
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Just saw a little girl who was explaining to her mom how she got a bruised elbow.
Mom: what happened?
Girl: it's my fault oo, I pushed eniola & she pushed me back, next time I won't push her again.
The mom just laughed & said "I'm glad you won't"
Once again there is hope.
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@SavvyRinu
@2sav1ge
The baddest assassin with no name
Killer of the house of Frey, killer of little finger (a great manipulator), killer of the night king (zombie god), small but mighty, raper of gendry the blacksmith, tamer of the hound and many more
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@Miz_Fey
I remember my dad's letter some years ago saying we can't marry "Nigerian foreigners"... Like wtf does that mean??
Glad my elder brother made it happen😂😂
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Okay. Based on facts.. This
#Asiwaju
is a rapist cos there are too many people to call it a coincidence.. Kilode
Baba legit raped people under the umbrella of them wanting money.. That's why
@yettyclassy
n
@SadellaWallis
were advising you.. WORK! WORK! if you like don't listen 🙄
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@DrOlufunmilayo
@thepamilerin
You guys are getting this thing wrong.. Everyone can't be sympathetic towards the lad and while some are the hard truth needs to be told.. Y'all can't pamper the boy for doing wrong.. I agree it's not the time but instead of spreading their tweets why not just share yours & pray?
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So the great Cersei Lannister (who is a hate queen and a killer among other things) said "IF YOU WANT A QUEEN, EARN HER" and all this ladies won't let us hear word again... 😂 😂 😂
Una beta go find work
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So Mia Khalifa got engaged & sum pple av started the "bad girls get good things" shit
Y'all still think marriage is a favour 4u guys or what? Stop comparing this stuffs,.You don't know d guy so stop making marriage an award,it's just 2 people that want to live 2geda legally etc
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@thesavvygirll
Says the person who was almost slapped and beaten for wanting to record the final votes... Amazing
Lol... Have a great day baby girl 😘
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This TWITTER Ehn... No ENEMIES No FRIENDS... Just DEFEND your TWEETS, HIDE your CLOUT, ANTICIPATE your DRAGS, PROTECT your REAL LIFE, MONETIZE your FAME, be WATCHFUL of your SLIDES & be INVINCIBLE from your TRENDS✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
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@SadellaWallis
If you actually did this... I'll archive this tweet and find you when I can... You need beating 😎
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@queensuzzette
@GidiOracle
It's like the biggest deal of the universe... Just call one of them for a favour and see wonders... We guys at like lannisters, we always pay out debts 👍🏾👍🏾
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@__jowi
@LailaIjeoma
@_Forandy_
So people should be careful of what they preach and not only justify themselves when they make mistakes
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@AliyuAlhassan06
Lol... Funny how people don't understand what this guy just did
She was never the main Gf either
Now he has put her in the fwb zone... It's silly but bad p****y in hand is better than p****y not in hand
Just saying🚶🏾♂️
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@tweefessions
@Alex_Houseof308
Later they'll come and shout victims ooo... No one will ask how long they tailed the dude for... God bless and strength that dude for me✊🏽
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Distinguished himself
@segalink
followed me... If y'all don't follow back I'm unfollowing... I'm not ya mate 😄
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So there is a 60k self-contained room in Ibadan???
Lagos e no go better for you ooo 😭😭😭
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When I started listening to
@Pheelzonthebeat
Finesse on audiomack it was at 50k
Plays
Now it's on 4m... Massive 💯💯💯
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Heard Zlatan's "Lagos anthem" today and I must confess... That song is amazing
Seriously... 💯
Never even bothered to listen all this while... Damn
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I don't understand how I'll tag sum1 in a pic and they will just like it or just retweet it... Like WTF
Nigga I tagged you to like, retweet, comment and call more people to do the same... Are you normal?
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Make una dey try learn to edit your work ooo
@arewafamily
You for even try change the meme or something 🤷🏾
You even pin your own too 🤔
@mr_yolak
no vex... Okay? ✊🏽
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Who else have been in an "I just like being around you" zone before???
Damn I've been used
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Damn...
I am old... Happy birthday mahal!!!
If this comes across your TL kindly follow for a follow back... 7th Oct💯🏂
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@Queenveli
@zoeyy227
Zero disgust level
What's disgusting about it.
Were they paid the amount charged?
Did they give discount in exchange for a tag?
Was there an express request to be tagged?
Y'all can't just hate people for not doing what you think is fair.
It's a business, leave it at that
Simple
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I'm so glad I got this account back after 8 months cos damn I have missed
@Jnr_elnino
See as my TL is full of peng pictures... I go just dey observe
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@SelekumaAyibam1
@Sports_Doctor2
Doesn't work like that and there is zero need to antagonize or insult the woman
The record is what is upgraded... She did break the record and has held it for a long time so the certificate will forever be valid
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@alexlobaloba
@akinalabi
Lol... The city with over 6 million residents and it's health center is not bigger than berger public toilet
9ja i hail oo
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@gafarkorede
@burnaboy
Tell the sister to move her head 😂😂😂
This one must not get igbo and shayo oo
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@queenjoy997
@EnigmaQueen_
Actually the tweet makes perfect sense, na you no wan understand
She's talking about the regular norms certain people have portrayed which has now been changed
Read it again shogbo??
Pele mai dia
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@BenHundeyin
@rx_Arinzeyy
You justifying this???
The kirikiri is it a juvenile detention center or rehabilitation center?
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@sogotomiwa
@Fosudo
E dey always make me laugh anytime weh I see am 😂
Everybody wants to steal it 🤣
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People need to watch their use of the word "poor" & "poverty"
I can confidently say most of us here don't know what it means... We might be living averagely but definitely not in poverty... I pray we never experience it.
Sweet dreams 🤗💯
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When you understand why an adult looks backward when they fall and a kid forward then we can talk 🚶
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@The_Ronkee
If anyone has a solution to this that doesn't require full confession... I am following the person🤔
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@chefobubu
I feel it's fear from seeing yourself young all over again & trying too hard not to make the same mistakes or ensuring you follow the right path without asking the actual person
If it makes sense
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@jumiliciouz
Una no dey even help the girl with solution... Just piling on her "you should've known better"
Hmmm
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@mrbayoa1
This take is very silly sha
The govt are not taking off the ills, the citizens aren't
What happened to those that died fighting against the ills???
I'd rather live in reality than in a bubble abeg
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I don't know how 😮😮😮
But if you're seeing this you brought me this far... 2k followers👻👻👻
Wish I could cry but this eye don dry... 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
So here is my victory dance with
@mr_yolak
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@onyiesthe
@adaugo_opara
@DrOlubamiji
You dey stress yourself... Person weh no see anything when she read am herself no go see from your explanation
Well done👍🏾
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LEKKI GUYS ARE ENJOYING OOO
WHY?? :: They don't get to see ugly ladies 🤔😋
Been at this phase 1 gate for almost an hour & I've not seen a single ugly lady, They all pretty, mostly busty or arse-cious, dressed up & on about their businesses... I am absolutely impressed 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@FaruqBashar
Well... The thing about the Nigerian music scene is that there will always be party so it'll buzz for a long time
Replay value isn't party related tho so it'll be hard to stay for long
Artist with replay value for 9ja no much but asake na hit maker... He go sell & survive def
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@victorfatanmi
He actually came to my house to apologize, that I easily get angry at jokes 🙄 but I had already made up my mind to go back to school as I had only OND then
Best decision I ever made for myself
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We are all fans of Tao
This Taaooma lady is very talented lol and actually very much underrated , her skits are 100% natural and you must laugh even at her paid skits . I’m a fan
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