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Too many hoes here can someone throw on the lakers game
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Violently hungover for the morning tee time. Would def call this a hostile environment
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“Kendrick dissed Drake😱😱” bro get your ass back on Microsoft teams
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Just spent like two whole minutes of my life watching Mordecai and SpongeBob rap rubbin off the paint and realized I’m a retarded failure
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This is just the fucking worst man. Using hand gestures to make a hilarious joke and I spill my beer. Not only do I lose the beer I’m gonna look like a retard the rest of the night
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Any objections to me watching Morikawa hammer this drive while drinking a beer?
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4:36 - Leave Work
5:15 - arrive home, 2 geebs
5:34 - Cook fillet to perfection
5:47 - take my roommates whiskey without asking
6:20 - gametime
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Having a bad day at work think it’s time to go buy a gummy bear that turns me into a retard
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Not gonna let this ruin my Friday but pretty pissed at my wife right now
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@GeebMinister
Holy shit I just tried this and you can actually do it even if you’re not the president
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Work from home tip: You’re actually allowed to smoke and drink during work hours if it’s Friday
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Haven’t smoked in 3 weeks got me doing shit like going to my local rec center
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Going out while you have a girlfriend makes you realize how retarded bitches are. Shut the fuck up I don’t care about your housing situation
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Took a half day to go to the lake with my friends. They gonna throw me in jail for that too??
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Ordering a fruity bi sexual drink because I bet Devin Booker over 25.5
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So vaping in the bathroom is fine but when I pull a geeb out of the toilet you’re gonna run and taddle to HR🤦♂️
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If you’re making an April fools joke and are unemployed time is running out for you brother
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Sir he’s back in his college town and just got the “thirsty thursday?” text
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I’m taking my retarded ass down to chipotle and getting a double steak bowl once this bad boy hits
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Manager just asked me what my top 5 “I’m him” moments were in my performance review
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Yep 3 straight white males are drinking alcohol on a Saturday night. George soros bet you didn’t plan for this?
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Telling my friend “you’re such a fucking try hard” for applying to jobs
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Tired of seeing shit like this in the office. No im not feeling good im about to be on welfare because of D’Angelo Russell
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They should have March madness but for unemployed people trying to get a gf
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Woman in front of me at chipotle ordered tacos and a kids meal. Don’t even have anything funny to say it just made me irrationally angry
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I’m opting out of work today to focus on losing my virginity
Arch Manning will not opt in to EA Sports College Football 25, according to a report from
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Manning is "focused on playing football on the field."
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Tried using “the voice” from dune on girls at the bar. Didn’t work and now I’m a sex offender
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Idgaf abt your “bracket” bro. Just give me your shroom plug and I’ll be on my way
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Ngl I could call on Joe Biden in popcorn reading and change the course of American history
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@Lane_Kiffin
I will beat the fuck out of you, your 16 year old girlfriend, and your ugly ass dog. I know where you vacation
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@MoeLester539
I’m bringing the beeline delta 8 blunt in the stadium to calm my nerves after the first three and out of the season
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Can we normalize the whole unfollow/follow/refollow shit being lame asf? Grown ass men
Justin Fields has unfollowed the Bears on Instagram and has already been following Kyle Pitts, Drake London and Bijan Robinson.
His odds for joining the Falcons have changed from +230 to +150.
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Ummm anyone else think the dune popcorn bucket kinda looks like a vagina? Wtf
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@aggybanter
@mzenitz
@247Sports
@chris_hummer
@NathanKing247
@CClemente247
@ITATJason
@AndrewHatts
@CarterKarels
@danieljtgallen
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@TDsTake
I get it’s hard. Having the gayest traditions of any college program but at least you had the NIL thing going for you. Now you don’t even have that 😢
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Did yall see Caleb Williams painted his nails? That means he’s gay and liberal
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Apparently my girlfriend doesn’t think drinking a bottle of Josh wine and watching flightreacts top 100 NBA players video is a good date night? Wtf
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@fatmilflover
@queebgeeb86
Almost ran some retards over multiple times pulling out of that Chick-fil-A, I miss college so much
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@OleMissMuse1
@dylanstarksAU
Surely ole miss has a winning record against Auburn in the last 4 years, especially since this is their peak right??
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@kj_shinault
@OleMissMuse1
@dylanstarksAU
There’s a lot of things you guys can’t imagine (National Championship, Heismans, hell even an SEC Championship) but for now I would just work on chipping away at your 4-13 record against Auburn in your high school stadium
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