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29/1/2023. Fossil fuel stan account. تهون
Land of Always Winter
Joined September 2018
Washing my taztouz with a shattafe after khara is how y'all sound.
Kissing your wife on her jabha after nikkah and eating from her tabikh is 💯🥹.
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Hezbos when Christians don't want to die in a war hezb started
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I like how .بس يخلص الحرب.Is starting to sound a lot like .بس يرجع الدولار لل١٥٠٠.
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DON'T SHOW THIS VIDEO TO THE MARONITES.I REPEAT. DO NOT SHOW THIS VIDEO TO THE MARONITES ⚠️⚠️.
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DON'T DO IT SAMIR GEAGEA.DON'T LISTEN TO HIM SAMIR.SAMIR.SAMIIIIRRRRR
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"The only thing your country is known for is Mia khalifa".Brother when 99% of your internet usage is porn of course that's the only thing you'll learn about Lebanon.
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البطل اللبناني ابن بلدة شويا " يحيى تيماني" المحرّض الاول على توقيف راجمة الصواريخ التابعة للإرهابيي وابن عائلة لها باع طويل في الإنتماء للوطن وجيش لبنان. احفظوا صورته جيدا" يمكن تصادفوه شي مرّة عم يدافع عنكن بنفس الخندق.
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I'm speaking on behalf of all the non self centered expats:.We do not have it worse than the people in Lebanon. It's not even close.
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Israelis are genuinely imbeciles, there's no doubt about it. Why would they post a video of Sinwar fighting till his last breath?.Even me, a person who's indifferent towards Hamas, now respects them 1000x more.
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You drag an entire country into war and expect us to give a fuck about y'all 😭.
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Me on my way to vote for Haraket Amal if Nabih Berri ends this war
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ديانا عونية، رئيسا عمرو ٨٦ سنة و عم تحكي عن سنّ التقاعد. والله صرت شايف كلشي بهل بلد 😂
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صباح الخير. انا هلق لازم كون صرت ببلجيكا، بس انا عم بكتب هيدي التويت من بيتي بلبنان. انا شاري تذكرة مع middle east من شهرين. بوصل على المطار قبل ب٣ ساعات من السفرة، بنطر ساعة على الcheck in، و بس يجي دوري بقولولي ايه فوّلت الطيارة 🙂. عال، غلطة وبتصير، بس بعدني لهلق مش عم افهم.
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@jordanbpeterson @CBC You are absolutely disgusting. What a sad and pathetic old man holy shit.
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Nasrallah dead?.Don't give a fuck. Wrap this war up, one innocent life is worth more than 1000 Nasrallahs.
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"El lebneniyye azka 3alam rouh shouf kif henne successful bi kel belden el 3alam".El lebneniyye bi baladon:
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I do not care about Palestine.
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يا جماعة انتو خسرتو الحرب. هيك بصير بس تخسرو 😭.بعرف صعبة بس حاولو تشوفو الحقيقة شي مرة بحياتكن.
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Not every area of Lebanon is affected by airstrikes, and that's a good thing. People pretending that nowhere is safe are being dishonest.
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This incompetent, vulgar, corrupt, decaying corpse of a human being does not represent us. The Lebanese people are suffering because of the likes of him. #Support_Saroj
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My father (57yo) was just rejected at malak el taouk bcuz he's not Lebanese. Originally Palestinian, he spent his entire life working and living in Lebanon. Paying his taxes, & employing hundreds of Lebanese during his business heyday in realestate development.
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I lost a family member yesterday. My dad and I are still going to bkerke tomorrow. No excuses people, be there and be many.
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@omarAlshogre Hey Omar please send us your address. 15 refugees will be sent to live in your house. If you refuse you are a fascist.
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@aedirnian Most cases are because of it being transmitted sexually. Once you realize which demographic spreads the most STDs you'll quickly become radicalized.
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Surrender. Nothing is worth becoming an open air prison. Fucking surrender.
الجيش الإسرائيلي: لن نسمح باستخدام مطار مدني لأغراض عسكرية.
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Dude inadvertently said that Israel is precise and warns people ahead of time. Thank you Tarzan Lebanon, lak kes ekhton bi ayre.
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There is no resistance. We are not resisting. War is already here and it is one sided. Shut the fuck up.
The resistance is alive and well and stronger than ever. The war is coming.
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"We, the Maronite people, want Israel to liberate us from Hezbollah."
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Japan gave the world: .Playstation.Nintendo.Excellent video games .Sushi.Cameras.Literally every cool technological invention.Japan is underrated. This is a Japan appreciation tweet.
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خيي لا مش طبيعي بلدي يضيع هيك من ورا سعادين. مش معقول. دمرو الإقتصاد وهجّروني من البلد وبعدوني عن اهلي تلاقي شغل. عالقليلة كان فيني ارجع على عيد الميلاد او بالصيفية.هلق دمرو كل البلد، حتى زيارة ما بقا فيني زور. كىىىخت هالشغلة وكىىىخت محوركن.
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قايمين القيامة على الياس حنكش لأن راح يشوف اذا في شي بالمطرح للي عملو عليه انظار. ولك يا سعادين مفكرين نحنا ارقام متلكن؟ روحو دقو راسكن بأقرب حيط كىىىخت للي جابكن.
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Bro no one who has ever gone to Paris liked the city 💀.What the fuck is going on there.
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شو بس علي طليس في يخترع اشيا؟.تفضلو هيدي انا اخترعتا من ١١ سنة.
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لا لا لا العونيي اغشم عالم على الأرض. العما شو غشم مش مقبول مش مقبولللللللل
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دفعت ٧٢٥،٠٠٠ رجعة على البيت وبكرا بدي ادفع ٧٢٥,٠٠٠ فوقن.هيدي الشركة صايرة مسخرة، وهيدي اخر مرة بسافر معن. قرطة فاسدين، بقولولي مفولة الطيارة بيرجعو بطلعو حدا اجا من بعدي قدام عيوني.ما بقا تحجزو مع هالزعران. هيك شركة ما بتستاهل إلا البهدلة والإفلاس. تفه عليكن @MEAAIRLIBAN.
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The issue with syrian refugees in Lebanon is that most of them are drug dealers, thugs, thieves etc. We don't want those people. But there are some Syrian refugees that get educated and contribute positively to our society, we don't want those people either.
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Got an interview for an internship tomorrow in a pretty cool firm. Wish me luck boys ♥️.
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My entire TL is people shitting on Lebanese Christians. Literally every single tweet. Fascists, terrorists, Zionists, murderers, etc. 80% of these tweets are by people who aren't Lebanese. Stay mad you filth. Absolutely disgusting holy fuck.
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Lebanese people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 are defending😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what the palis did 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 in south lebanon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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People don't leave Lebanon because of the "lawlessness" please understand this before you start typing. Lebanon is safer than most of Europe, understand this. We left because there are no job opportunities. That's it.
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Lebanese people should look out for each other, especially abroad. No one gives a fuck about us here. If I manage to land a job in Europe I'm helping every Lebanese graduate get a job like it's my life goal.
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The only politician I respect. We need someone like you again, desperately. #بشير_حي_فينا
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Dead 38 years ago, still being hated and talked about. What a legend. The idea of a great Lebanon Bachir instilled in his supporters frightens you people and it's hilarious. #خرا_ع_بشير_الجميل.
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منعرف انو مجزرة.ومنعرف انو راح ابرياء.كنا عارفين انو اسرائيل هيك قبل ما فتنا بحرب.
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اذا حدا سألكن ليش بدك تقسم و ليش معتبر جماعة الحزب بجم، فرجو هل صورة.
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The hate I have for hezbollah is unimaginable. After the terrorist's speech yesterday, it's almost unreal how disconnected these people are from the situation in Lebanon. We Lebanese have nothing, absolutely nothing. We've hit rock bottom.
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Heartbreaking 💔💔.Gebran Bassil was found alive this morning at age 54 😔
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نظرية "اسرائيل قتلت شهداء ١٤ اذار لتعطي push للأحزاب ضد حزب الله" كتير مضحكة. قبل الإغتيالات ١٤ اذار كان عندن momentum مش طبيعية و ما كانو عايزين push ابدا. غريب كيف قلّو الإغتيالات تدريجياً مع استلام الحزب للسلطة. والله غريب كيف بتشتغل اسرائيل 🤔.
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Shi3as when they have to face the consequences of their own actions
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم.وَلَا تَهِنُوا وَلَا تَحْزَنُوا وَأَنتُمُ الْأَعْلَوْنَ إِن كُنتُم مُّؤْمِنِينَ.صدق الله العظيم . في تغريدة للمتحدث الرسمي للجيش الاسرائيلي (الصورة ادناه) اعلان صريح، علني، واضح،، ان جيشه سيقتلني اينما وُجدتُ على الاراضي اللبنانية.جوابي له و لجيشه:. ما هذا
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I don't get how delusional you have to be to attack an entity like Israel first and not expect all of this. Either insane or just genuinely incomprehensibly stupid. This is madness.
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"يا صهاينة الداخل، اقعدوا عاقلين احسنلكم."
يا صهاينة الداخل، اقعدوا عاقلين احسنلكم.
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Nothing is more Lebanese coded than cleaning the house before the cleaning lady comes ahsama tfakkerne m2al3at.
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A lot of talks about a ceasefire. If a ceasefire happens God willing, but the war on Gaza continues, then doesn't that mean Hezb loses even by their own logic? اهداف and all.
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Arabs calling us gay for our dialect is hilarious because our dialect is the closest to fus7a. They be talking their sand monkey version of Arabic calling us gay LMFAOO.
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My favorite twitter moment by far was when Borat made fun of LIU in one tweet, then an LIU teacher saw it and got pissed off so she qrt'd him in the most broken ass English (proving his point) then @'ed Cardi B for some reason at the end of the tweet 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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عملت يا ميوت يا بلوك لشي ١٠٠+ حساب بعدو بيحكي عن الحزب بالمنيح. خرا على كل واحد منكن. عباس طفيلي اذا بعد بتنصح رح تنفجر وتقتل ابرياء اكتر من اسرائيل.
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*Gets dropped by a 68 year old sniper from Ain el Remmeneh called Jean Yves or Francois idfk*.
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