Listen, if my children are singing about Mary having a “yiddle Yam” then that is what Mary has & don’t you dare correct it. We don’t discriminate against people having Yams at our house.

RT @NotTodayEric: January was so long that February is half over and nobody even noticed.

@dadmann_walking Daily.

RT @BeUtifulEnigma7: Please be selective about who gets your energy.

RT @DothTheDoth: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books

@RodLacroix I’m still confused about that choice

Who won money on the Gatorade color/flavor?👀 #SuperBowl2025

It’s a good thing those players have all that padding because the Eagles are spanking KC so hard right now. #SuperBowl2025

@LyfeOfRyley They finally decided they wanted to play a few seconds ago.

@dadmann_walking Yes. You are correct.

Taylor Swifts boyfriend’s team finally decided to show up. #SuperBowl2025

Thanks to Bud Light I now really REALLY want to drop a can of somethingg down a leaf blower hole and see what she can do👀🧐 #SuperBowl202 #ImJustHereForTheCommercials

Just a girl, her dog, and her potatoes. Well done Lays 🥹💜 #SuperBowl2025 #imjusthereforthecommercials

@555Astra 💜

Nerds gummy clusters with Shaboozy💜 #SuperBowl2025 #ImJustHereForTheCommercials

The creepy flesh stetson hat head… #SuperBowl2025 #ImJustHereForTheCommercials

The Half Time show outfits gave squid games. #SuperBowl2025

Shout out to Angel Soft for reminding the entire nation to take a potty break #SuperBowl2025 #ImJustHereForTheCommercials

Does the other team even want to play the game? #SuperBowl2025

Male blond Goldilocks screaming in all the Ram vehicles is reminiscent of school carlines… #SuperBowl2025 #imjusthereforthecommercials

Did Duracell just infer that booping Tom Brady’s nose turns him on? #SuperBowl2025 #ImJustHereForTheCommercials