Tatty Macleod
@TattyMacleod
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Comedian. Writer. Begrudgingly present. French/English. Insta: Tatty_Macleod for sub par content and sketches ✌🏻
London, England
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A 10yr old clip of me shouting at a posh guy about privilege has gone viral on TikTok. Gen Z have spoken: This is Depressingly still relevant in 2021.
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When you give it all the sass cause he doesn’t know what Coq au Vin is then it turns you don’t know what Coq au vin is 👌🏻
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If you follow me on Instagram… I’ve been hacked. I’m trying to sort it as soon as possible. Don’t open anything I send you. Fun tweet from me 🫠
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Going on a UK tour
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Who wants to get pissed tonight!?
We are beyond delighted to welcome the brilliant
@TattyMacleod
to our stable. Exciting times ahead! 💕🔥 🥳
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Friendly reminder one rape makes you a rapist. You don’t need multiple victims to make it true. You shouldn’t need a crack team of journalists to build a case. Just listen to that one woman when she says “he raped me/is a creep/made me feel uncomfortable”. That’s it really.
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#chrisdelia
is a good reminder that hot guys can sexually assault women too.
He isn’t grooming girls because women won’t have sex with him.
He’s grooming girls because they are young girls.
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My 2yr old niece poured my sister’s glass of red wine into her Barbie’s paddling pool then refused to apologise claiming it’s “perfect”. Really hard to argue with that logic.
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@AngusDunican
@K_L_Horgan
FYI- I myself am veggie and a big yes to veganism, necessary, eco, world saving etc etc but there is a time and a place to promote a plant based diet. This was not it.
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Inspiration
#ValerieDetresse
pour la cagnotte d’annif 🤓🥳
@lesRepublicains
#presidentielles2022
#Presidentielles
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I made an informative video on English vs French flirting techniques. It’s important to recognise the signs so you know what’s happening.
#men
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Mum: How are you?
Me: Ok, applying for jobs as freelancing still hasn’t picked up.
Mum: It’s dire.
Me: Well I’m staying positive
Mum: Just awful, it’s so depressing, the economy is fucked.
Me: Thanks mum,this has been really uplifting.
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Been a whirlwind 48hrs, more tickets have just been released for Cambridge as we’ve d to a bigger room
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“It’s meeting the man of your dreams then meeting his beautiful wife”
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@AngusDunican
@K_L_Horgan
... but also maybe don’t rock up to rural Ethiopia in an area with limited employment opportunities or industry and tell people that the way they earn a living is morally bankrupt. It was basically a millennial crusade but Goop replaced his bible. (2/2)
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Decided to use my new curlers for the first time in preparation for a hot date I got tonight. Definitely don’t regret that decision. Definitely.
#hot
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Interesting how a lot of the comedians who have been ousted as sex pests are also c**ts to work with.
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@roryjljones
No idea. I feel like he could be a yoga instructor living in a commune in Bali or maybe an accountant?
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If you’re literally the last country to do it and it’s too late to save many jobs & theatres, can you really call it WORLD-LEADING?
#SaveTheArts
The show must go on.
We’re introducing a world-leading £1.57 billion rescue package to help cultural, arts and heritage institutions weather the impact of coronavirus.
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Congratulations to all the finalists! 5 of which were in my heat (just sayin we were🔥) I’ll be on holiday during the final but in true sisterhood style will raise a toast to you all breaking your legs and falling of the stage🍸
The drama is over. The dust has settled. The debates are over. Without further ado, we are delighted to announce who the
#FWAwards2021
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I was in NYC doing stand up for only 3 weeks and treated
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non-toxic gig list as my bible. Few minor experiences that I would put under a WHAT NOT TO DO LIST:
1. If you are on stage after a female comic, don’t reference her looks.
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conversation with my mum about my career (num 745):
Mum: Why don’t you write a comedic theatre show?
Me: I’ve written a solo show.
Mum: what’s that? You talking on stage for an hour? To the audience?...Have you thought about doing sketches, with another person?
#comedy
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Exciting times and a welcome distraction from covid 😬😂!
What a week we had! Judges are putting in the last few scores!
#FWAwards2021
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Adding my 2 centimes to the
#EvaGreen
affair in the
@theipaper
'“She’s not a bitch, she’s just French” is a phrase I have heard repeated over and over again in the 15 years since I moved to England. Like when I suggested my ex-boyfriend’s mate Henry see an orthodontist.'
@TattyMacleod
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My favourite part of the French coverage of the Downing Street parties is them having to explain what BYOB means. Humiliation complet.
#BorisTheLiar
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Ok but let’s talk about the important stuff- will Harry and Meghan attend the funeral?
#PrincePhilip
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SO GLAD my mum lives abroad because the whole “I’ve run out of money & have to move back home despite being 31 & my life is falling apart ahhhhhhh” becomes:
“Going to France for the summer” ✌🏻😘🤪🏄🏼
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I’m taking requests for roasting videos. Bojo strong contender, anyone else?
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My date: “I’ll pay. You can get me back when gigs are up and running again”
Me: “It’s so cute that you think that’s how I earn a living”
😂🤣😭
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I actually heard that Tories are keeping the theatres closed because they don’t want all the posh white people to die.
“Let the Weatherspoons crew be cannon fodder” verbatim
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I think
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It keeps telling me my “most compatible” are 40yr old Tories who “live for brunch”, always order “sparkling water” for the table and whose BIG question is “Marmalade: thin-cut or thick cut?”
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If a woman gets called:
difficult, intimidating, bossy, loud, overbearing, extra, a lot, intense, abrasive, cold, unfriendly, aloof
That basically means she isn’t afraid to tell you to F U C K. O F F.
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BASICALLY DON’T SEXUALLY OBJECTIFY SOMEONE IN WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY THEIR PROFESSIONAL SETTING, THANK YOU.
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Shout out to all the fat, white, bald men who aren’t racist. Tough day ahead.
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Ohh go on then! Very excited to be included in this list of hilarious people ♥️
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When people try and make out Harry is being manipulated by his wife it’s Anne B and Henry 8th all over again. They’re autonomous grown men making their own choice. Enough of the “magic pussy” myth.
#meghan
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TO BE CLEAR this is exactly the type of behaviour that is described as “difficult” in the industry...
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Few tickets left for this one!
@TattyMacleod
gained a huge online following thanks to her French vs English sketches (50 million views across Instagram and TikTok). In this show, she pokes fun at cultural differences between old foes, France and England. Catch her as part of
@LeicsComedyFest
on Sunday 12th Feb
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Just found my 1 year old niece with a super large tampon in one hand and thrush cream in the other. WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD BABY 😎
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Women be like “I’ve had botox”
Men be like “I slipped on a pair of socks and smashed my face into a granite fountain so had to have reconstructive surgery”
Ok hun.
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If anyone is looking for an uplifting read during these difficult times, I strongly DON’T recommend this.
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Ran into a wild boar on my evening cycle. Ready to come back to London. Thank you good night. ✌🏻
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Please can we stop grouping “BDSM & Cannibalism” under the same umbrella. NOT THE SAME THING.
#ArmieHammer
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Uber: No mask, No ride.
Me *peels off knickers and puts them on face*: Will this affect my rating?
#Uber
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5. Don’t put her last in the running order when she turned up first so you try and chat to her and then 3hrs later when you’re the last comic left suggest you go on to another gig “where he can definitely get you on the bill”
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I’m applying for a job with a drop down list of 30 Unis and mine isn’t on the list so I have to put it under “other” and I can’t articulate exactly why, but this feels like judgement.
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2. Please don’t call her “hot”, on stage.
3. Definitely don’t ask her out, on stage.
4. Don’t call her “Sexy Hermione”, on stage.
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Virtually a festival virgin so this should be fun/a disaster 💕
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@mimiwebb
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Your latest line up of music and comedy names ✨
Day and Weekend tickets are on sale here 👉
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FACT: The guys who keel over in agony when they rip one waxing strip off their calf for “BANTZ” are the same guys who pressure you into getting a brazilian.
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When guys say “14yr old girls look like 30yr old women these days”
Yea so go fuck a 30yr old.
#chrisdeliaisoverparty
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My mum leaves her keys in the car so she doesn’t lose them.
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@CSSDLondon
#missjohnson
28-31st July, best show in town I say, don't miss it
http://t.co/t1WftuMddD
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Ryanair sending me “LAST MINUTE SALE” emails has the energy of my ex messaging me on TikTok when I blocked his number. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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Something to chew on in the build up the Edinburgh 🙃
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I sometimes think “shame I didn’t commit to YouTube -Twitter-Instagram back when it first started”
but then I look at TikTok & think... Naaahh.
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Can’t wait to discuss everything we didn’t do over Christmas with people I have never met in real life over the internet tomorrow.
#backtowork
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Going to my mums for life crisis management & financial recovery- SORRY- I mean: OFF TO FRANCE ♥️🏄🏼🤘🏻
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Things my mum has lost and subsequently found in her handbag/on her person in the last 24hrs:
-passport
-keys
-wallet
-senior railcard
-glasses (x3)
-facemask (IT WAS ON HER FACE)
ps: she raised 4kids on her own. HOW?
#mum
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She followed it up with:
I’m just so relieved your sisters are in stable jobs and on the property ladder.
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in LOVE with my new hair done by the lovely Sam
@headmastersuk
Soho, totally nailed the look, absolute star!
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Spent a fortune on a plethora of toys to entertain my baby niece and all the lil bitch wants to play with are my tampons.
#kids
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Another day, another round of job applications... who is feeling POSITIVE? ♥️👍🏻🌞
#coronavirus
#recession
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Michaela Cole was in talks with Netflix re: I May Destroy You in 2017. She had written it/ at least had concept in 2 0 1 7. Pre
#metoo
pre Every damn thing. She’s a fucking visionary and I hate her.
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If I go a for a wee and steam rises from the toilet bowl that’s usually my cue to put the heating on. What’s yours?
#mondaythoughts
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If you have nice eyes, like anal & have bad breath: YOUR TIME HAS CUM.
#coronavirus
New sex advice includes:
🍆: Avoiding kissing
🍑: Wearing a face covering
🍒: Choosing positions that aren't face-to-face during sex
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I was enchanted by A Dream of Dying, beautiful story directed by the lovely Dave. Go see.
@FakeEscapeTC
#Edinburgh
#edfringe
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