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Take me back to the 90's please.
When grunge and rock prevailed, baggy jeans were cool, men didn't have babies, women didn't have cocks, and it wasn't racist to love your country
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A couple just moved in next door.
The guy just put his mask on to come over and ask me to turn the music down.
I don’t think we’ll have much in common 👀
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Would you stop listening to bands you previously loved, due to their stance re vaccine segregation?
e.g. Rage Against the Machine, Neil Young etc?
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Can’t fly unless you’re vaccinated.
Shouldn’t fly if you’re vaccinated due to blood clot risk.
Couldn’t see this coming 🙄
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That look when, you realise you've called the majority of Australians dickheads and dinosaurs
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So it's now a violation of Australian law to Tweet that men cannot breastfeed.
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El Salvador's president's way of cleaning up the streets. Thoughts?
@CreepyOrg
Newly released video showing El Salvador’s mega prison for suspected gang members.
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After spunking a cool $364M on a failed divisive plan,
Albo says it's time to unite and that "we are all Australians."
No shit dickhead, we've been telling you that for free 👍🏼
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Did anyone used to play Doom (1993) on the computer?
I used to at a friend's place. It would scare me shitless and give me nightmares 😅
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Watching 'Alone,' where 10 people try to survive the Tassie wilderness.
This one dude who frequently referenced his First Nation ancestors and connection to land...
He left on Day 1, after it rained and his little fire went out 👀
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2yrs ago today, the Victorian police were out in full force with their horses, face masks, and batons,
to intimidate and arrest those who stood against the harsh covid measures.
Never thought I'd see the day they'd turn on those they're meant to protect, but turn they did
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My mate just texted that Bill Gates has good intent and it's sad how harshly he gets criticised by conspiracy theorists. Lol.
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Covid has become a convenient excuse for everything.
Can't make my appointment I've got a tickle in my throat.
Sorry we fucked up your order. It's Covid.
Customer service is worse than ever. Covid.
Internet service is down. Covid.
I'm a cunt. Covid.
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If your house is on fire, God forbid an unvaccinated fire fighter come to your rescue...
Anyone who thinks we're "back to normal," we're not.
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Oh wow.
If you can’t say this about Dan Andrews what are you left with?
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Cunt.
Using one word… and only ONE word, describe this bloke.
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As the ANZAC dawn service nears, one is reminded of when freedom protesters were surrounded by a cop army at the Shrine with rubber bullets firing at them, and then vilified by the next day’s papers…
My pop - a veteran - did not fight for this kind of future. Lest we forget.
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"Dozens of Victoria’s frontline workers remain off work after suffering serious conditions [from] Covid-19 vaccines, leading to $4.37m in WorkCover claims."
Who would've thought
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It's funny how, following the Australian women's soccer team is an expected show of patriotism.
But if you have an Aus flag in your bio, you're a racist RWNJ 😃🇦🇺
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Just been to Melb CBD and just wow.
The prerequisite for men in retail now appears to be that they wear a skirt and eyeliner 👀
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Da fuk is this shit?
When you put your groceries through at Coles, you see yourself on camera in this square.
More surveillance overdrive...
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So I just went to order a banoffee pie from a coastal town in Victoria.
The reply was, "I'm afraid I cannot make the pie as council health regulations stipulate I cannot use fresh cream as a filling in my cakes."
Fresh cream. In a cake. Banned. I mean come onnnnnn
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Just heard a guy at the gym boast about front row Taylor Swift tickets.
You couldn't pay me enough to endure that insult to the senses
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Wouldn’t you feel like a giant twat wearing a mask knowing the mandates lift the next day
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In 2019, naturopaths were removed from private health insurance cover, due to 'no significant clinical evidence.'
It's a 4-year health science degree, that teaches evidence-based nutrients and herbs.
Why would they do that? 🤔
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I'd love to see this ad make a comeback in 2023 and watch some meltdowns 😆🍻🍻
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Why do you need to show vaccine papers to do laps in an outdoor pool in Victoria?
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So I had my passport confiscated by a mean little airline man in Vietnam today, for not wearing a mask in the plane queue.
He wouldn't give me one, so I had to wear a stranger's used one for a second just to 'comply' and get my passport back 🥴🥴
When will this shit end?
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When asked about the the Uluṟu Statement, Albanese says, "I haven't read it, why would I?"
Stunning exemplar of how the Left don't bother with the details.
Take an experimental vaccine: Ok 😑
Support drag story time: Ok 😑
Vote Yes or you're racist: Ok 😑
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I've not heard of one story about a young, healthy unvaccinated person dropping dead suddenly. Not one.
Have you?
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Yes please
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Happy Straya Day 🇦🇺🐨🇦🇺
As I've tweeted before, cracking day to grab a six pack 'n chips, sit at the local ramp and watch a cluster fuck of boats scramble to get in the water...
Oh and it's not racist to openly love your country 🇦🇺🇦🇺🍻🍻
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When I think of retirement,
I think travelling, leisurely strolls, golf, lawn bowls, fishing, dining, drinking, and laughing.
Suck shit
@DanielAndrewsMP
, you won't be able to show your smug, condescending, cockhead face on the streets again.
Even better, you'll be locked up 👋🏼
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Andrews drunk on power again.
Killing Victoria with one overreaching policy after another
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My neighbour is in his 20's.
He still leaves the house wearing a mask.
Doesn't even risk 10 metres of fresh air.
Looks like he's never seen the sun, eaten meat, or lifted a dumbbell.
Doesn't seem to like my taste in metal 🎶 either 👀
Gen Z life eh
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Chatting with mum and we land on C19 vaccines. She said,
"You know what Al, when I heard they wanted us to take them, a real rebellious streak came over me. I thought...... No!"
"My friend rang and demanded I do it. The more she demanded, the more I said..... No!"
😎❤️
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When you say you're not watching the Matilda's play because you really don't care...
People look at you as though you've just sold your grandma for 5 bucks.
Following them is as on trend as being part-Aboriginal
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Petroleum/Diesel vehicle owners will soon be the new unvaccinated.
Shame me all you like, I ain't giving up my ute 👊
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Thoughts on the neo-nazi / trans protest in Melb?
Some are saying it's Antifa, but they don't look characteristically dishevelled and bonkers.
Looks staged, but leader Thomas Sewell is legit NN.
Their sign 'destroy paedo freaks' seems too childish to be real.
Dunno aye 😑
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My friend is tempted by this.
Looks suss as to me.
I don't want the government's fingers in my pie
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Banning hot chips now, only in Melbourne.
Crushing small business one by one
The Dandenong council in Victoria is coming after deep-fryers that make our beloved Aussie fish and chips. How long before they pass regulations forcing us on Klaus’s WEF diet? How about they just stick to collecting bins…
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A nursing student told me the other day...
That she received 6 shots in one day, including a covid booster, flu shot, and others, so she could do placement.
Fuck. That. Shit.
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Do you know of a single person who thought the covid narrative was bullshit, then changed their tune?
Me neither.
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Interesting to see people vehemently refute two cardiologists' belief that Shane Warne's death was caused by the C 1 9 vax.
Inability to expand one's mind to this possibility must make for a pretty narrow-minded ol' existence
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Lisa Wilkinson's apology.
Translation: "Sorry Senator Price I was caught, it looks bad to the public, I'm going to deflect from the issue of my racism; look over there at the nasty Liberals."
Exemplary apology. Lol.
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Last Friday night my 20yo outdoor mask wearing, vegan looking neighbour asked to turn the music down that I had on while cooking at 7:30pm.
It's Friday night again and I'm feeling the urge for some tuuunes
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Just left the accountant's office.
Running a small business is good until you get ripped a new one by the ATO 💀
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BREAKING: Researchers have found that natural immunity is a thing. Lol.
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Leftists trying to figure out how No voters can be allegedly racist yet fans of Jacinta Nampijinpa Price
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It's become nasty AF on here.
Our humanity is diminishing more rapidly than the value of the money printed USD.
Feel free to drop a nice pic below to balance out the energy ✨
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Hey Albo, if you need an interpreter to read the 26 or 120 or 300-page or whatever it is statement, matey has you covered
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Went for dinner last night. 2/3 of us unv’d. Not asked for proof.
Other groups piled in, no one asked.
Two girls enter. One shaved head, one dyed red hair with dreads. Asked to QR and for v proof. They proudly showed it.
I think the owner got his stereotypes confused 🤣🤣
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Just imagine for a moment why grown men in dresses would have desire to entertain kids aged 1 to 6
Just imagine for a moment making a death threat over a story time for kids.
Because that's all it is.
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Do you reckon that with
#AstraZeneca
being pulled,
GP's will stop and think, "what else are we encouraged to push onto the public that's unsafe?"
Me neither 😑
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People still vigorously use hand sanitisers to protect against an airborne virus. Lol.
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A pregnant girl I know has requested visitors to have an updated whooping cough vax in order to see the baby.
Yeah naaaaah thanks
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Remember when...
The govt and talking heads on the telly, told picnickers to exclude their unvaccinated mates from their picnic blankets.
And people did just that.
Fun times 🤘🏼
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I've just been informed that I'm "blinded by privilege." Lol.
That would be the privilege of working hard from scratch to build a business, contribute to society, and not mooch off the government.
Oh, and the privilege of being shafted up every orifice by the govt come tax time
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I'm still wrapping my head around how people were arrested during covid lockdowns for attending freedom protests,
whereas it's okay for fundamentalists to chant "gas the Jews."
Australia is on a slippery slope downwards and a Voice referendum will certainly not save us
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Bloody hell, the Yes brigade is out and about today.
Every second person in the CBD is wearing a Yes tee, some with a lanyard for added self-importance effect
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Gave $ to a bloke begging today. Rather than say thank you, he snatched it and hollered at the next passerbys.
I near wanted to take it back.
Just like the instant regret with those pricks who don't courtesy wave in traffic
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Rules preventing sex-workers from setting up shop beside schools to be scrapped in Victoria, as advocated by none other than Fiona Patten.
This state gets worse by the second 😵💫
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Remember the days when ppl used to push through a sniffle and tickle in the throat to honour their commitments?
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This is brilliant lol.
Would you want this bloke or Trudeau as your leader 🤔
Pierre Poilievre gives a masterclass on how to handle a left-wing journalist. And he eats an apple while he's doing it.
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2021 throwback.
"Don't play that game of let's just wait them out and then we'll be able to do everything we want to do and have not got jabbed...
No"
Turns out yes, dickwad
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It's going to be hot today.
Thank goodness we have two chief heat officers to keep us all safe 🥰
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There are people out there who actually believe Andrews, Albo, Biden, Trudeau etc sincerely care for the wellbeing of minorities
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Support for the Voice in free fall.
Good to finally see some Aussie resistance to an agenda being pushed by the sneaky scheming Labor govt
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Ah Rye beach. The place where Dan Andrews said sunsets are banned. For our health 🥰
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Good morning to all those who know it's not racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, neo-nazi-like, and bigoted to ask appropriate questions.
Have a tip top day 😃✌🏼
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A deserted island has never looked so good...
No government interference.
No media.
No work.
No angle grinders next door.
No bearded women.
No 'tit cupped' grown men.
Just give me a humble timber shack, unlimited food, chocolate, and booze, music, a dirt bike, and that's it
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Haaaaappy Friday!
And what a happy Friday it is.
The sun is shining, the Yes campaign continues to embarrass itself, and we no longer have to endure that smug, deflecting, sociopathic, sneaky snakey cunty, poor excuse of a man, Dan Andrews.
Have a cracker 😎🇦🇺🍻
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I’ve heard that when you fly economy, you’re constantly asked to pull your mask up by staff.
In business when your mask is down, you’re asked if you want a refill of your drink.
The virus only likes you when you’re a common person.
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On point article just released.
“Australia is fighting a virus from China with a public health policy from China that is transforming Australia into China” 👀
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Like IKEA isn't painful enough.
Now you have to tackle a woke stair mountain 😕
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A bloke in a mask just made eyes at the supermarket.
Jog on pal 🤣🤣
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"Indigenous women being 35X more likely to be hospitalised due to domestic violence than other Australian women."
Perhaps if the Voice sought to address this, "No" voters would be more amenable.
But no, we get virtue smoke & mirrors instead
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Just saw my neighbours, a couple in their 20's, mask up on their outdoor walk to the supermarket.
My higher self would say each to their own, but I'm not that mature
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Hey Albo,
With all that time in the air, maybe you could spare a few mins to read up on the daily costs us plebs are faced with.
Like fuel prices.
Maybe a quick squiz at the Uluṟu Statement while you're at it too 😃
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Frankly I am sick of hearing that "trans are 15-20X more likely to suicide"
as a way to shame those who question safety to children and fairness to (actual) women.
Maybe they should instead address the psych issues gender dysphoric people face
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First day back in Aus, oh how I've missed the daily COVID fear propaganda 🤪
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I hope my noise complaining mask-wearing effeminate neighbour likes Slipknot
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Caught a private taxi yesterday.
The guy says, "how bout all this gender shit hey?"
We had a good chat
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I wonder if those who hate on Pauline Hanson for being racist,
Now stop to question who else besides
@Lisa_Wilkinson
flaunt their virtue, while holding sneaky opposing beliefs?
Probs not 😑
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Every flag is allowed in Australia but the Australian one
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I like to look out for little moments of joy each day. This was one today 🥰
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Do you reckon countries like China and Russia allow for another country's flag to take prime position? 🤔
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Got sprung not swiping a 15c bag at Coles this week.
Resulted in a hawk-eyed shop assistant standing over me.
It was clearly discriminative racial profiling because I am a Tasmanian woman
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It's tax time. My bookkeeper asked me if I have any cash sales to declare.
Imagine saying yes.
Yes please, I love being shafted up every which orifice by the govt, I would like to volunteer for more 🙋🏻♀️
Here in Aus, I bet plenty do say yes
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Lookout.
There's some new rebels in town.
The Extinction Rebels of Melbourne.
Their goal?
To irritate some poor fkker stuck in traffic, into eating lentil patties and riding pushbikes 🤡
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This ANZAC Day
One is reminded of our veterans' bravery and sacrifice.
They did not fight for the kind of future where police shoot rubber bullets at citizens, the govt and media are in cahoots to cause division, and it's racist to love your country.
Lest we forget 🌺🇦🇺
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