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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
7 months
I’ve never been able to give up and quit It’s just not me to do so Exactly 1 year ago was probably my worst period of my life I lost ALL of my clients in a single day I couldn’t pay for rent or groceries And had to move back in to my parents for a while I had exactly $0.93
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
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Best feelings in the world: -Post meal cig -Night time cig -Morning cig -Cig with coffee -The birth of your firstborn son -big wire transfers -post big wire transfer cig -cig What’s missing?
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
6 months
Jesus was NOT a nice guy He wasn’t this hippie chill guy everyone makes him to be That’s what the media propaganda wants you to believe They WANT to paint him as "soft" and "weak" so you turn away from him He was righteous but merciful. If you’d commit a sin he WOULD hold
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
You’re 18 years old It’s 6:14am You get ready for work You work at some BS coffee shop part time For hours you deal with the most annoying customers and orders "Ehmmm yes pls one machiatto gluten free and no extra leaves - make it lactose free too" You hate this place
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
9 months
I’m all for starting early But f*cking hell bro you’re TWELVE None of your friends are getting drunk This is what consuming too much fear mongering guru escape the rat race BS content does to a young mf Complete brainwash Not healthy for SH*T Will f*ck up a childhood My
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Don’t prioritize working and money Prioritize your f*cking health Your diet Your work out routine Your sleep Money is cool and all But when you’re in shape When you’re jacked When you’re FIT You get way more energy to perform better I was on the take out diet for MONTHS
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
8 months
Wake up Boner catapults me out of bed Cig Sabre Cig Cig Sabre RedBull Coffee RedBull Cig Snus Snus Cig Morning routine done Get to work Too tired to work Take a nap Boner catapults me out of bed again Work (scroll Twitter) Detox (steak + 4 wanks) Optimized.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
You need to be PRAYMAXXING Going to church on Sundays isn’t enough Rookie numbers Pray morning and evening everyday MINIMUM Thank God whenever something great is happening to you Hand over all the worry to God when something bad is happening to you This is the way fellas
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
"You’re taking this too serious" No you don’t get it I’m not rich enough to take care of 17 children I don’t have a mass compound in the Italian mountains yet And I don’t have a multi generational legacy yet Your brain cannot fathom the mission
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
5 months
Wife changed locks and took the kids Bank took the house 17 months sobre Haven’t taken a sh*t in 4 weeks Put $1m in funding on black. Lost Position? Bottom. Or as JK Rowling once said… The foundation of my success Run the dots.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
9 months
When I was 16 I met a wonderful girl She was cute funny and beautiful I fell for her instantly We started going out and eventually started dating This was my first ever experience of "being in love" We dated for around 6 months Then suddenly she brakes up Out of nowhere
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
Lifting is actually dead boring Once you get a taste of combat sports Get used to the adrenaline and high intensity Lifting weights will become the easiest And most boring things of your fitness aspect Lifting is genuienly the easiest thing in the entire world It’s not
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
If you ever think you’re behind Remember there are 150k dudes watching how to grow masculine hands No matter the amount of new hair routines Skin routines Morning routines Or whatever else you try to implement in your life To "glow up" Remember that you’re still a geek If
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
I can't lie boys... I'd much rather get rich by working out Puking Sweating Muscle cramps 4 hours in the gym 2x a day Than sit in front of a screen 8 hrs a day I should've aimed for a pro boxing career I would've been the World fckn Champ with my work ethic Get rich by
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 month
Whenever you don’t wanna pray You better force it Because something else is forcing you NOT to pray You gotta stay praymaxxed
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Alarm rings at 6 am New day with the same 5 hours of sleep Drag myself to the bathroom Brush teeth Chug coffee Get in the car Drive an hour to work 45 minutes of it sitting in traffic Show up Clock in Get in the same good ol’ forklift Lift the same boxes Stack the
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
While I do respect the grind It’s pretty sad to see a 13/14 yo kid already being in a hustler mode Not that he shouldn’t work on his goals But he’s making it his whole life already now You’re literally 13 my guy You have PLENTY of time Don’t throw away teenage memories for
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
9 months
Her: Can you go a 3rd round? Me:
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Calling it right now It’s going to be some sort of course Or some sort of mastermind For content creation using AI 100% guaranteed it will be content creation $997 for how to grow your socials
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Twitter raises your standards Sets new perspectives You’re lean jacked fit? So is 95% of Money Twitter You did $13k/month? Some dude did that in a week You sent 172 cold emails? That’s a standard on here So on and so on Especially when you start networking Getting to
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
It’s so f*cking easy to win and it’s not even funny Most people don’t even fail they just quit lmfao Every single training session And I literally mean EVERY single one We get a new dude who comes to the gym to try boxing Sometimes only 1 dude Sometimes 10 dudes And every
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
Cutting out friends is so low IQ Imagine cutting out your day 1’s Because they’re not "escaping the rat race" There are exceptions tho Like if they’re absolute losers doing nothing with their lives But cutting out your ride or dies Because they’d rather pursue a high
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
I used to have suicidial thoughts Thinking about "how I would do it" As funny as it is today I was in an dark hole for 2-3 years "Depressed" going to therapy (that didn’t do shit don’t waste time on it) Got fat and added a bunch of weight Stopped exercising at all Played
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Boys trips are always fun Especially in foreign countries Never know what chaos you end up in Me and 9 of my boys went to Spain a while back The plan was Alicante for 8 days and Ibiza for 2 And apart from us landing in Ibiza… Our taxi driver from the airport telling us not
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Most dudes don’t have a mind of their own For example I fuck with Hormozi His biz tips and advice are brilliant But I don’t agree with his world views He’s a nihilist where he believes nothing really matters And puts money in front of the main goal in life as a man…
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
My "why" isn’t freedom It isn’t Lambo’s It isn’t fancy dinners It isn’t travelling It’s not even retiring my parents It’s making sure my family never… EVER Has to deal with financial struggles And never reaching near poverty again I don’t want my dad to work 70 hour
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Ignore every girl for her Get hurt Blame her Hate all women Realize it was all you Realize you need to get better Realize women aren’t bad Realize you weren’t ready Get in the best shape in your life Make more money Become a better person Focus only on yourself Focus
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
9 months
Slow people annoy me Walk slow Eat slow Drive slow Talk slow FOR F*CK SAKE WHERE is your reckless never ending drive?? You as a man should use your HORNY to be as fast fapid and efficient as PHYSICALLY possible at ALL times Being slow is officially GHEY and SOY.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
I closed a $7,500 deal yesterday (Paid in the form of half up, half after) SINGLE biggest deal I’ve closed Making this my biggest month yet I haven’t seen progress for MONTHS With my current situation Current perspectives And current goals This has been a complete life
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
Manifestation 100% works Same with visualization Only thing is you actually have to do the work to get what you want And when you truly and genuienly do your best for it And show God how much you want it He will eventually give it to you I love God GODPILLMAXXING
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
Nothing is a coincidence The people you meet The things you do The things happening to you It’s all a part of an enormous plan you can’t comprehend yet Even the most gut tearing moments are meant to happen Same as the "fulfilling" moments Atheists (dorks) could never
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
I love seeing young dudes on here Absolutely killing it 14, 15, 16, 17, and they’re already hustling Doing $10k and $20k like it’s nothing Here’s the type of shit I was doing at 17: Me and my homie hit the clubs one Saturday Partied till 3 am I was talking with this one
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Lots of young dudes think they’ll fuck more by upgrading their looks Some cringe zesty skincare routine Using 31 hair products to make the hair more "shiny" Self tanning and using a f*cking tanning bed That’s woman shit bro If you’re ugly And don’t get attention from chicks
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
8 months
Turned 22 today. Here’s what happened: - Still no mass generational empire with millions of people chanting for my lineage - Still no 750m tall skyscraper in the middle of Tokyo with my name on it ready to stay for generations to come - Still no sigma Patrick Bateman edits of
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Everything is truly g4y Playing soccer? You like playing with balls Boxing? You like intense moments with other men Bodybuilding? You like showing off to other men Studying medicine? You like healing and nurturing people That’s a feminine trait Solution to this? Non
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
"You’re so dumb for believing in God bro. Religion is a psyop" *donates to some OF twitch streamer regurarly* *spends hundreds of $/week on bio engineered food like McDonalds* *main priority in life is to level up his video game character* *took the jab 4 times because an 80
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Men only want 4 things and it’s absolutely disgusting.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
At boxing yesterday I was talking to one of our top fighters Competes at the national level Unbelievably good at the sport We chatted up and I casually asked him "How long have you boxed for anyway?" "Ehm like 2 years" I was absolutely shocked when he told me only two years
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
9 months
My diet? Pretty f*cking simple 4kg of cheese 8kg of ground beef Will last about a week. Peak input for a efficient masculine performance in all life endeavors If you’re still a pencil neck or a fat bozo it’s the lack of cheese and ground beef I’m just the messenger.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
My one ex reached out to me yesterday We haven’t talked in months We started to talk a bit Then she hits me with… "You know Jacob it took me a couple of months to figure you out… You’re a psychotic, schizophrenic narcissist" Lady… It took you MONTHS to figure that out?
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Let me tell you a story about why having self respect is above having a woman (or even a man) I have a friend Let’s call him Mark Now Mark is a G But he’s a younger G He’s only 18 He doesn’t have the dating exp I have He’s never had a relationship before He does not know
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
No matter how broke I am No matter how down bad I feel I will never sell my soul For an easy way out Like OFM It’s not "pride" It’s sticking to my values Beliefs And basic f*cking morals I’d rather send 100’s emails a day See no success for months Struggle and grind it
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
"How does he get girls and I don’t?? He’s fat and ugly" Well my dear Anon It might be because you’ve sat inside a dark room for 11 months Only human contact you’ve had is getting "f*ck off" from prospects And you pose as the most intimating guy in the gym God forbid you
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
I hit the infamous $10k month while still being in Uni While also maintaining and improving my boxing While also lifting on a regular basis While also having time for my family and social life Because it doesn’t matter how much time you have We all have the same amount of
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
"Stop dickriding bro" Fuck off It’s called supporting and encouraging your bros You’re just a sad and alone man with snakes as friends who’d fuck your ex at their first chance You cannot relate to having real G’s you can call homies Go back to coping brev
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
Met a solbrah type at the grocery store yesterday Utter dork mode Cart full of organic products Super long fat oily hair Dirty wool clothes The cashier tried handing him the receipt Dude freaked out said it’s poisonous Fair enough he might be HEALTHY But who tf wants to
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 month
Did a 5 day fast Best thing I’ve ever done The food I ate after is the best thing I’ve ever had The gratitude prayer hit harder than ever And could feel the Almighty Jesus Christ blessing my food Normalize fasting
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
4 months
Peak optimal way of living: - Wake up - Pray the rosery - Gym - Work - Pray again - Eat - Boxing - Pray again - Eat - Pray one more time - Pray for good meassure - Relax - Pray - Movie before bed - Pray before bed - Pray in your sleep Prayer is peak biohacking routine
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Saturday 01:27 AM Some homeparty Ton of dudes Ton of chicks One of them walks over Makes small talk Starts flirting Tries to kiss me I refuse I walk away I don’t want you Steal a chair Sit down in the corner Write Tweet Draft it Write Tweet Draft it Write Tweet
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
If you’re enough of a real human And not an NPC Being alone with your thoughts is unfathomably high ROI No distractions Just you nature and your mind If you’re smart enough You’ll get some insane $1m dollar ideas Not everyone will relate Recipe for a perfect Sunday
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
If you take Christmas off you’re NGMI Woke up at 3:37 AM Caught mom putting gifts under the tree Making my bro think it’s Santa Educated her on honesty in marketing Sold her my Write Your Way To Wealth $2,997 copywriting course New high ticket sale Go f*ck yourself.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Find yourself a relentless biz partner A dude who doesn’t wait around and plan around And just does sh*t when necessary No "Yeah I’ll get it done next week" but gets it done right away No "Yup I’ll message him tmrw" but messages him instantly No "Okay I’ll send it over next
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
8 months
Bali is turning me into an outlaw Mullet cut Black eye Reckless driving Crashing into the locals Bar fights Zogslop on the daily Living with Americans is slowly burning away my sophisticated European personality They’re making me listen to country music now Dickheads.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
8 months
You ALWAYS go 100% or nothing. Couple of months ago I get an email saying I might get suspended and kicked out from college Minimal attendance No exams taken for the semester No assignments done And allegedly cheating on an exam from last semester (didn’t) Long story
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
My fails and mistakes in entrepreneurship: Number 1: Got into a business partnership Started a marketing agency together Quit my 9-5 for it Got ghosted right before closing a big deal Was f*cked for 2 months Number 2: Had no cash flow or money for months This is right
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
8 months
You can easily spot what dudes to avoid Just use the rule of 3 C’s If somebody is a: Complainer Coward Cheap dude He’s most likely a c*nt. C + C + C = c*nt Run the numbers
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Every man should work a 9-5 But not some soy office job No… I’m talking about a physical 9-5 Driving forklifts Welding Construction Best type of 9-5’s you can have That and sales with commission Security Or being a bartender With a physical 9-5 You get lot of mental
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
The first W in biz is a whole experience My first client was an eCom store Selling sneakers and fitness clothes Barely 3 weeks in biz Barely 3 weeks of copywriting experience And I already had a client 4 FB ad captions for $100 I was THE man I just knew for a fact
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
Horror movies are satanic Their ONLY purpose is to invoke fear and anxiety in you That feeling of anxiety you have after watching a horror movie That somebody might be behind you or under your bed or whatever Is the EXACT purpose of horror movies God will give you love peace
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
I literally just want to work I don’t give a single f*ck about news Ukraine Tate drama Latest hot shit I literally do not care I got big plans I got goals to hit There’s money to be made The ONLY things I follow… Are the latest marketing trends and AI updates If it
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
"Use these 5 tips for more dates" SHUT UP BREV No more Indian dating accounts The love doctor specialized in rizz is here Hit the gym See a slick blonde Walk over High energy You’re confident F*ck the insecure stuff Don’t be a nervous dork Get her attention Simple as
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Some days you’ll get fucked Real heavy losses Lost all your income in 1 day Your girl breaks up with you Kicked out cause you can’t pay rent It’s absolutely unavoidable If you as a man think you’ll never get absolutely fucked by the Universe You’re either ignorant or
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
If a homie needs your help You f*cking help If you have the resources The money The time The connections YOU HELP. Pick him up at the airport Give a 2nd pair of eyes on a project Loan money for his rent Give him a place to crash in your flat WHATEVER IT IS You do it.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Sometimes you just gotta start Even if you have a plan or not Just full f*ck it we ball mode Jump straight into the fire Figure it out as you go The faster you start doing the better Doing > Planning 99% of the time This is the way
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
Guys who drive with BOTH hands on the steering wheel Are some of the biggest geeks out there Micro balls no T no risk taking geeks Always p*ssy footing and tip toeing their way through life You mean to tell me… You aren’t GOOD ENOUGH to do something as simple As driving a
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
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I can’t stand being commanded Sh*t like people telling me "you have to" Somehow triggers something in me There is no please or can you or could you There’s "you have to" Unless you’re my mom or dad I don’t have to do jack sh*t I was made for this sh*t ENTREPRENEURMAXXING
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
One of the best things with women Is when you say "I like when you do this and that" And they do more of it "Cute PJs wear more of it" They wear more of it "I like your voice send me more voice notes" They send more of it "I like when you bake this" They bake more of it
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Women who play video games is a turn off If she plays some mobile game like Candy Crush or Hayday it’s cute "Omg Jacob look at this cute horse I just got!!🥹" Adorable But when she spends thousands of $$$ on equipement To play sh*t like call of duty "with the boys" for
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
Greatest life philosophies to follow: "Winners win" "Follow your gut instict" "Easy as" "Trust God’s plan" "100% or nothing" Nietzsche based most of his research on these concepts RNL applies them on the daily ♾️
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
6 months
Best move you can make right this second is move the f*ck out And go to a country where online money dudes live In a span of 2 weeks I’ve Boxed with a 7 fig entrepreneur Clubbed with big MT names you jerk off to And gotten several big d*ck opportunities Run it bro trust
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Boner catapults me out of bed Inject seed oils in my veins I’m anabolic like that Chug sizzling hot coffee Temperature is a myth anyway Prep for work Manipulating people into giving me money I love marketing Some dork calls me "Your funnel flopped I want a refund" My
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
@ms_kaffeinated guys who dm’d right now
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Set high expectations to yourself Outperform people around you It is currently 5:11 PM I’ve been at this local Uni since 10 AM Sitting in this big Grey Depressing study hall Working on a VSL Making edits left and right Reading it over a bunch of times Getting closer
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
"You came already…?" Ehm… yeah? You’re lucky to get 86 seconds I got places to be Things to do People depend on me, lady. You’re not the center of this world.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
If you never think to yourself "Fuck I could’ve done more work" After a LOOONG work day You’re NGMI I can be up since 9am Sit in my little rented workspace Work till 7pm Hit the gym Get home at 9:30pm Work till 2am And STILL not feel satisfied A blessing and a curse
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
Manifestation is real You can manifest good things But you can also manifest bad things Even by accident Be careful what worries and made up problems occupy your mind Because they might and most likely WILL happen Afraid of losing a client? Constantly thinking about
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
If I’m low on money But want a sick ass mentorship or new piece of workspace equipement I’m buying it anyway What about groceries? What about rent? Idk I’ll figure it out later ROI is too high to worry about all that bullsh*t Starving? I call it involuntary fasting.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
8 months
Oh noooo I can’t send cold emails and do 500 push ups during my morning routine nooooo I’m getting in money while surfing on the beach nooooo Too much sun noooooo I have to build an empire and stay in a dark cold room for 12 hours a day noooooo I need to work noooooo
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
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Stay focused on one thing And go all in 100% or nothing One f*cking direction one goal Don’t bother trying to do all sort of sh*t at the same time Laser focused on one path Shiny object syndrome is f*cking deadly Trust
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
8 months
Here’s the greatest reply guy: @tanimal__ Dude has been in our comments for MONTHS Suddenly he gets flown out to Bali to become a full time camera and editing guy for us Lives for free Eats for free Trains for free All paid for. His current location is the world’s best
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
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Everything that happened to you in 2023 Was just to prepare you for the greatness that’s to come in 2024 All the problems Stressful moments Gut wrenching struggles And lot of difficult obstacles Were only there to teach you something so great and fantastic It can prepare
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Getting rich isn’t just great skills and high leverage Getting in great shape isn’t just a great diet and consistency Getting the woman you want isn’t just being funny and charismatic Getting whatever goals you have isn’t just working towards them It goes way way deeper Do
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
I feel genuienly sorry for dudes… Who aren’t comfortable with themselves Let alone have fun with themselves They NEED other people to have fun Shit’s sad I laugh at my own shit completely alone Once I get caught up in my fantasies It’s over I’ll be laughing like a mad
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
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Anyone who doesn't pray is not a serious person Imagine a task that after a few minutes gives you: +32 Luck +55 Peace +21 Aura +29 Answers +SALVATION This is the deal of eternity ffs PRAY
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Finished my boxing training Hit the store after Need my TRT (mince and eggs) According to my numbers I should be in and out In less than 3:36 minutes Delta style Hit the register Some hippie couple in front of me Big vegan groceries "Of course…" They pay They ask
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Boner throws me out of bed (high T) New day Drive is high Get to local Uni Study hall Chug sizzling hot coffee (temperature is a psyop) Put my noice cancel headpones on (I’m rich like that) Crank ze offer (full stack marketer type of thing) 3 women in the hall with me
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
True or not (it is) The belief that God is by your side at all times gives a WAY more fulfilling life You think I’ll slack off an ENTIRE day Not feel any sort of guilt Do the most degenerate sh*t imaginable And be the most scummish selfish human being possible While
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Being a "lone wolf" is peak r3tard behavior That sigma shit "Fighting your demons" A f*cking joke You’ll never make it all by yourself Saw a podcast clip recently Chris Bumstead was on Williamson’s pod Even HE A f*cking BODYBUILDER Where HE has to do the "heavy
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Some people are never making it Like ever No matter how "consistent" they are And yes consistency is important But so is your work ethic You ain’t becoming a billionare with 1hr/day It’s just not happening Some of you are simply too fucking lazy You’d be better off with a
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
The time my bro took one for the team It’s 4 am on a Saturday Clubs are closed now There’s 4 of us We were in the city for 2 hours (All of us lived like 30 minutes away with a car) Just fucking around and doing nothing Average Saturday evening But now it was time to get
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
Gym Combat sports Work Pray Learn how to say "no" more often Do this every day and congrats! You've made it
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
Don’t pray for money Pray for wisdom Don’t pray for love Pray for growth Don’t pray for success Pray for strength When you’re praying for something Don’t pray about "getting" it Pray for help about becoming a person who is able to get the thing
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
If you’re new to combat sports Start training legs and neck And for the love of God… Stretch and do mobility before and after every session Both boxing/MMA/wrestling/whatever And lifting I thought "f*ck that I can do everything all at once stretching is ghey and not that
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
Empty gyms are for sure one of the top experiences It’s late Been a long day Headache blasting from all the meetings Then you go to the gym and it’s empty Nothing but you the weights and Pop Smoke Top it all of with goyslop at the end Perfect day Thank you God
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
10 months
Against the wall Templar chants Faith $30k in debt Deadlines closing in Enemies closing in. Out of country soon Insomnia active God’s plan Trust I’m close.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
5 months
I can make money in ANYTHING Agency Selling d*ck pills Identity theft Credit fraud Ponzi schemes Organ trafficking Lowkey getting tired of this whole online business BS We need to return to the good ole’ days of making blackhat money Some just want it more.
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
When you’ve set a goal in your biz Or in general a BIG goal And you’re locking in You’re bound to take a hit somewhere Social life Training Twitter Love life School Whatever it might be It will happen whether you like it or not I have a tight tunnel vision right now
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
1 year
The ULTIMATE way of getting lean muscles: Are you skinny? Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you getting no b1tches? Are you getting no money? In just a few short seconds we’ll fix that Here’s what you do: Go to the store Get +500g of beef or chicken mince (This is
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Jacob | Marketing Mechanic
11 months
I love spending money I’m the COMPLETE opposite of a money pincher As soon as I get a fat bag I go and spend it I know I’ll make more anyway New perfume? Get it New hoodie? Why not Workspace upgrades? F*ck yeah Stop money pinching Only buy sh*t that has a high ROI
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