Hello! I’m Lara, and welcome to my page of smuttery! I write and narrate my own and others' erotic fiction and NSFW Audio Roleplay and, in my humble opinion, I think it’s super-hot - and I hope you do too :3 I post FREE content periodically over on:- Reddit : and Patreon : but I post exclusively and most frequently on my Patreon, with the tiers starting as low as $6 a month. Supporting artists means we can carry on creating for you! So if you can and want to, it’s always appreciated SO much <3 I often get requests for commissions, so I thought I'd just take the time to say yes, I do offer them! I'm happy to create audio of your scripts or write my own. I can also write erotic stories on the topic of your choice, with the audio narration as an optional extra. Send me a DM for more info 🖤

@pellasthe Ha! I'm doing some non spicy stuff atm

@ytpoop1 Ha!

Happy Superbowl Day to my friends across the pond. It STARTS at like 11.30 pm here, so I'm not sure I'll be tuning in, but I WILL try. Love me a half-time show.

@Burunman1 If you swoon I'll catch you 💪

@mahphknawsum Arseholes? Yeah, they get everywhere

@Burunman1 This joke is bad and you should feel bad. 😁😘

@omegastoopreme Nod. Smile. Plan escape route.

@omegastoopreme Mine are mostly a bunch of c*nts. I keep in contact to keep the peace, but the encounters usually end with me looking like this:

@omegastoopreme

@conkenobi Haunted Aldi bag*

@TheManOfRetro

@Burunman1 @GoldenAgeGeeks @Gobst3r @ClaudiaBoleyn Already saw it, really great horror 😁

@mahphknawsum Nah dw I got this

@TheManOfRetro Waiting around for a phantomly fondle

@TheManOfRetro It was the darkest of times.