Tahlia Pritchard
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Writer, reality TV tragic, dating app enthusiast, sad music lover. Just here for a good time.
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The Great Barrier Reef and I have a lot in common
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Remember how celebrity news in 2016 was "Chrissy Teigen Is HILARIOUS on Twitter, Here Are 17 Of Her Best Tweets" and now in 2021 it's like "Armie Hammer is a cannibal and Azealia Banks dug up her dead cat and cooked it"
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Not a drill, Pete Wentz has called his newborn daughter Marvel
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It's 2018 and I just read the headline "Channing Tatum is dating Jessie J!"
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tbh the portryal of Ciarran from 2019-2020 is an extremely realistic look into modern day dating. You fall for a guy who seems charming, confident, funny, and sensitive and different from other people, next minute and without warning, he fucking sucks
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Could be argued NRL players should’ve been banned from pubs and nightclubs a long time ago
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Excited to play “is this covid, hayfever, or a result of sleeping with my cheap Kmart fan blowing directly in my face” for the foreseeable future
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Me trying to convince the bouncer I've only had three drinks
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what if instead of putting our potatoes or leather jackets out, we put all our old white men out and just left them there, makes u think
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We always get so outraged when a show shows this kind of behaviour (and obviously that's ABSOLUTELY fair) but ironically the reality is the Jess' of the world are more common than not and I am SO here for Angie ripping him to shreds
#BacheloretteAU
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I can't believe I've watched this show for 8 weeks to just listen to The Bachelor imply he's not ready to settle down...??
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"I don't have a great deal of respect for football players in terms of their relationships with women" - I can't believe Britt's dad is the feminist icon we needed for this show
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FBI Steve's helped with 79 investigations but where was he when someone pissed in Jarrod's pot plant?
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this is how I look at my Uber Eats delivery driver
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Only on the Aussie series of The Bachelorette could you have a guy called Wazza (with a back tattoo that says... Wazza) losing it over being dressed as a chook
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Taking a moment to shoutout Kaitlyn. Made it to the top 5 without having to spend time on an insufferable (proper) single date and gets to eat free magnums in a mansion
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you'd be absolutely spewing if you finally found your perfect barbecue, got ready to get your fix of chargrilled meats, then lost your sense of taste
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deadset been laughing at "why do you hate my nest?" for 5 minutes
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114 Thoughts We Had Watching Season 7, Episode 8 Of “Pretty Little Liars”
@BuzzFeedOz
#PLL
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#BacheloretteAU
men:
1. Todd: the guy you want to marry
2. Taite: the hottie you have a ridiculous physical connection with
3. Bill: the uni fuckboi
4. Charlie: the psycho ex that turned you off dating for years
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"Mum, who was prime minister when you were growing up?"
"Sorry darling, I have no fucking idea, what week in what year are we talking?"
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Albo getting cheers (and peer pressure to skull his beer) at Gang of Youths
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Everyone’s either got engaged on Christmas Day this year or caught Omicron, not sure which is worse
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Imagine thinking you're arriving for Matty J 2.0 and opening the limo door to see someone that looked like your dad in the '80s.
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I only want a boyfriend so I can upload a photo of him to Instagram calling him “this one” like I’ve just flat out forgotten his name
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Wait so Cass... is friends with Renee... but is still interested in pursuing her ex... but thinks Abbie doesn't adhere to some girl code?
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Men of Sydney, if you’re single I can tell you right now: if you want to impress a girl literally just come up with a plan for a date. Anything. Book a table. Suggest which walk to go on. Which pub to meet at. It’s seriously that easy because the bar is so low no one is doing it
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Never thought life in my 30s would be me dressed in mismatched PJs, standing outside at 9:30pm, peering out from the gaps in my courtyard fence and sporadically ducking out of sight while I watch the police shut down a dinner party across the complex
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So does Locky choose someone that's going to take care of him and change his nappy or does he choose Bella's eyes?
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so they're really doing it, they're really making the whole episode the cocktail party/rose ceremony
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So sue me but I just don't think a guy sliding into your DMs for 12 months then going on a dating show to pursue you is... romantic
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It's 2019 and Clive Palmer is the only man who texts me on a regular basis
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Me:
Every white man on a dating app: “Bonus points if you can quote The Simpson’s and Seinfeld ;)”
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Mitch: ghosted a date, then gave Angie an ultimatum that if she wasn't going to take him to the end to not bother giving him a rose.
STRAIGHT MEN ARE SO WILD LMAO
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The hottest new trend for straight men in the 2020s is going to therapy
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Elly is 24, a five-year relationship under her belt, a caring nurse, excited and ready to meet The One, genuinely invested. I'm 28 and I'm excited if I can find both shoes in the morning
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having a crush in your 30s is so embarrassing, like half the people you know are raising multiple tiny children and you're like 'hehe is he watching my insta stories'
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Even his family can't figure out if he's ready for a grown-up relationship, so the real question is, why the fuck was he cast in the first place
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so basically in summary, Felix is a fuckwit, Thomas is just after a walking womb, and Jed can't concentrate on anything other than playing the drums, so somehow these men are the perfect depiction of what it's like to date in your late 20s/30s
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when you've done everything in your power to piss a guy off and he still asks you out
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Sorry, I never thought I'd say this but Angie should just pull a Honey Badger
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Paddy is every guy you see at the bar that buys you a drink, and when you refuse says "whatever, I wasn't interested in you anyway, you're ugly, I just felt bad for you."
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What we can take from the men on this season of
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Bill: Pathological liar
Jules: Emotional fuckboi
Ivan: Stalker vibes
Nathan: Permanently confused
Richie: Shat himself once
American Alex: Abs
Connor: Is... there
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Me in the middle of a pandemic developing a crush on any guy that looks at me
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my fave new Instagram trend is ex-reality stars posting about 5G but mainly because of the hashtags
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So Ciarran can wander into a resort, clothes off, grapes covering his bits, but when I do it it’s all like “ma’am, please put some clothes on, get out of Coles, and return to isolation?”
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