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@Tadiwa_Niesha
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Quality Assurance Analyst 💻| Financial Engineering Student 🏦| I’m just sunshine mixed with a little hurricane 😊
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I dropped out of the feminist club. Its very toxic!!!
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Takazvitaura kuti vachaunza ka scandal to try to divert attention. We will not be fooled Zimcelebs and we are not interested!!!!
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Problem is small accounts don't support each other. Otherwise dai tatova parinani. Ma Zimba tine ka self entitlement so. Apa malikes ematwelebs acho ndomalikes ema small accounts for Nigerians and SA🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🤣
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Don't waste your resources trying to impress me cos ndikazoona kuti hauna ndopandozokusiya. I don't even have a smooth life. Struggle ndotoiziva. Just be yourselves. The best I do for myself is wear nice makeup and clothes.Don't be pressured gents!!! Just be true!
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Zimcelebs has been too quiet since the release or I have bad network 🥶?
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When I was young, I used to think that kuHarare hakuna varoi.
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Good morning my people! Zuva tisati ratanga kudai ndoda Kungoti paunoenda kumba kwake paye, cleanawo imba yake, mubikire, wash his clothes and give him a foot massage. Vangakutengerai sei mawig acho nhai. OK hausi mukadzi wake kana iye Haasi baba vako. Effort shld b reciprocated
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Inharo zvadzo but zvemjolo kujogger muglue chaimo.
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Let’s be real those slay queens you diss so much know exactly how to be there for men emotionally and sexually and they submit good too. These wife materials 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾think being wife material is the only thing that matter🙌🏾💁🏿
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Gentlemen! Protect yourselves kings 😭😭😭😭I’m saddened by this situation!
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Choosing my @$$ cause ndatoona kuti zuva ringapere ndisina kuchuzwa.
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Where else can you get the best commercial model like machuma 😁😁😁😁
Makadii henyu?
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I don’t care what yal say, I will clean a nigga house, wash his clothes and cook him some good food. It’s all out of love not obligation🫶🏿
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Ukangoona durawall recreche richifamba, look no further. Iboys redrip rinenge rasvika!
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The name is machuma 😎
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Ndanga ndichigaya kuti by end of day someone will crush on me but eh let me crush on myself.
#happyyouthday
#WCW
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@11MagnumOpus
I really think feminism really make women stray away from their core values and roles as women then the same women end up crying about how they are not taken seriously by men! It's not bad to stand for something but men hate Big headed ladies
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@Maude0105
That's a lie. Even most of our fathers don't have cars. Or vanadzo vakatozodziita vakuma 50 after there were done with fees
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Girls be like "I'm not free, running some errands."
The errands:
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@ShadayaKnight
It’s the fact that you think he’s weak because he dating BG’s ( money issues) independently that girl doesn’t even have anything close to that man. He’s a very established man with assets . And you might need to think about the kind of influence he has to be in BG circles
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If you see this , drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover
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@GirlfromBikita
Hazvina basa. The moral of the story...... Kana zvarema siya kwete ku Shingirira mu relationship cause people vanoiziva
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Maswera sei😇 I have a competition this coming July and I’m going to need your help ! Will be giving you updates when the competition starts!
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Kune dzimwe dzimba hakuna kanaa ma good morning. Ingori ndiani zimbwa rabvisa phone yangu pachaja🙄
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Mamuka sei team. I hope munofara. Ini ndiri pakati pekutofunga kuti asi Moses dhayi rekugadzirisa nyatera akariwanepi chaizvo😢
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No one:
The ladies that sell butt pills and stomach reduction herbs.
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Chitatu chemadzimai😊❤️ ndichifema hangu self love❤️❤️
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Suicide is a demonic attack and the demon just leaves your body at the point of no return and it is at that point that you start to think straight but there’s nothing you can do now because you are seconds away from your last breath.>>>the conversation people aren’t ready for!
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I make moves, I start waves I been dreaming about. I’m the missing link of this illusion , not really here just an intrusion! I don’t swim or sink I just float. I don’t need gravity I just need growth ……. WcW🌹
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@UmarBzv
What I want is for some pages to start saying truth! For 800 years you telling me the that has been intact? The ropes are still fresh? For 800 years? The bones haven’t scattered? Please please let’s not
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@Eddiek913
6 months ago 😅😅after I had one hell of a relationship that failed and I kinda of realised it was the feminist bullshit that got to me. Ndakazotendeuka
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When you can’t change the man , change the man. I hope you perfectly hear me ladies💪🏾
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Dora and chibhorani are slowly becoming vulgar words. Yooooo
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Can we please drop the strong black woman narrative. Be soft, be flowers, be dolls, be vulnerable and be taken care of. The black narrative thing is a trick that they sell you so they can load you with BS. What you are not going to do is be strong for somebody else's son.
❤️❤️❤️
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This user is ready to get married but anorora ndopasina hake💀
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I have had buns for a week without my wig anyway and the way people were asking why I’m out in public with buns was crazy. Like isn’t ma buns a normal hairstyle nhaimi? Have we been brainwashed to the extent of letting society decide what beauty standards should be? Sad! Very sad
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I don't know who needs to hear this but terera unzwe. Kudyisa murume or kushandisa zvimushonga shonga hakuchengete murume. Ingogeza chete iwewe, wogona kubika nekumuterera chete chete uone magic yacho. Ndizvo zvavarikunopiwa kuma small house uku. Musazoti handina kutaura!
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As a man kana wafunga kuhura use protection 🥹🥹🥹 coming back home sleeping with your wife giving her HIV and getting her pregnant is crazy. What’s more wild is you not saying anything about it and now the baby gotta have HIV too😭😭😭😭😭I’m pissed mhani 🚮🚮🚮
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@Brian___jethro
Because it’s a spiritual warfare ka. If you load a pistol the devil loads ak47. If you relax the devil puts you in a comfy position where you sin more and be used by him because you assume everything is ok
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I’m just tired of liking men and not shooting my shot 🤷🏾♀️
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I think the process doesn’t care that we are trusting it.
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Mukureva here kuti vanhu havachadonhedzi mari or ndini ndkusvika yanhongwa😢😢
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In all honest rich guys are just rich guys. Its their money they choose whether or not to give you. Ladies let's work hard for our own money so we won't be slaves in them relationships. I will say this again and again.....
Let's work for our own money 💵💵!!!
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Yes I don't go for looks but woo iiiiiii don't look like weapon formed against me😒
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A man who thinks is doing you a favour for loving you 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩leave him tf alone. No matter how rich or good looking he is. Respect over everything 💯💯😊
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@tadiwachogu1803
@kundaichibikaa
Personally I want everything. This is love making kaaaa . Ndkutotadza ki esplena
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@deizela_kruz
@AfricaFactsZone
I'm from Zimbabwe but you are right Nigeria is the best then maybe SA
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Sometimes I see a guy with a car and start imagining myself ndiri pa mother seat ndichipuruzira ndebvu or zuda🥹
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Vamwe vanhu ukavaona vakaisa makeup ungati vari ku advertiser ma crayon!
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@Pomps2198
Ini hangu I have noticed that there’s no difference between boxed and pre owned. I usually get pre owned hangu because vanongoisa pre owned mu box. Boxed I will buy out of the country zvitorinani
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2022…❤️
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You always say men suck but are you being the type of a woman that A man would want? Yes men are lousy but mostly because we have created a system where manhood has become obsolete. You constantly want to be men yourselves then complain but you are making them useless DO BETTER !
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You don’t always have to have sex with every person you date!
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Mvura yemufiriji ino hitta difarenti kana une heartbreak 😪
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Zim guys when you reject them....
"thank you Lord for the amazing human being I call my girlfriend. Its been 3 years and we still going strong. I love you babey❤️"
🙄🙄🙄Like dudes wtf!
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Voting for miss culture is still going on and is left with 23 days! So I’m going to be randomly tagging people recently active to come across this link. Apunyaira haashaye misodzi! Maita basa❤️
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I have noticed that saving number yemunhu nezita repachitupa reduces expectations. Ukangoera waisa tumoyo netu fire emoji wakutofunga kuti une marights ekupiwa zvese.
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@realkeith_
The one who's always serious ne life, who doesn't drink, asingatogone ma conversations hawo aiwa kana
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@NdimloUnathi
That’s a wack statement. So she was supposed to marry someone she didn’t love!? And who said she’s single in the streets .he should just celebrate the new couple and move
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Men be in a competition for the oldest WhatsApp status 😂😂😂damn. My dad still got a status from 2018
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As much as we say go to therapy and counseling etc etc . People should seek spiritual help to actually seek God in their lives. Otherwise we all going to blame this on mental health issues. Everyone is going something mental and all that!
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What’s the craziest caption you would pull if we were living in the Bible’s era but with social media?
“We at the Red Sea now Papa Moze bout to split the damn thang so we can cross real quick before Pharaoh and his oans catch up with us. (Prt 2 update right after)
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Honestly ndatadza kuzvibata nhasi😂😂😂 why are you letting your fathers wear this ?
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Me if being in long distance relationships was a sport!
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I know I’m a small account inotaurisa but I have been quiet lately because of Miss Zimbabwe. I’m back a stronger woman now 😁😁Please be nice🥹
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It's yet another new week to try again as if we know no disappointment, as if we know no failure, as if we have never been hurt.Equipped with faith, hope , hard work and determination we keep on trying. _Smile, Relax, Work Hard and PRAY❤️💯
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Ndasenda kuti I love you na 20.02. Ndika bluetikwa na 20:20. This is 20:58. I’m still pa blue tick. Zvingarevei nhai?
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