TRAUMARESPONSE
@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE
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I'm the Dutch alien your mom warned you about.
Joined April 2023
Am I the only woman who actually gets UNCOMFORTABLE when a man wants to buy something for you?.
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The sexual tension between me and getting the fuck outta here.
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Spin the bottle, but instead of kissing, you get to punch that person.
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Projection is nice, because that's the way people tell on themselves.
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Parents: back in the day, we didn't go to therapy . Me: it shows.
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The sexual tension between me and wanting to self destruct.
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I slept like a baby and by that I mean, I was awake every hour.
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Nothing is real anymore, everything is either ai or cake.
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Call me old fashioned, but I prefer an honest asshole over a lying people pleaser.
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Imagine falling in love with me and then learn that I eat meat like this
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She died doing what she loved: being stubborn as fuck.
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"I like how direct you are". Yeah, until I say something that you don't like.
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Wanna come over and hide with me until this shit is over?.
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Blocking someone isn't enough; I want them to step in water with their socks on.
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Men who make a playlist for you deserve the world.
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Being single is all fun and games until. nope, it's actually really fucking peaceful.
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You can just tell that 50% of twitter had therapy and the other 50% needs it.
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Some of you have never been punched in the face and it shows.
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Don't forget to stalk my account and hurt your own feelings today.
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Don't forget to say dumb shit on the internet today.
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Smile, people are mad at you simply for existing.
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They're not your type, they're your pattern. You're welcome.
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People think they don't give a fuck until they meet someone who has truly mastered detachment.
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The sexiest thing a man can do is show that he has a backbone.
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It's pretty fucking simple, be all in or fuck off.
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The sexiest thing a man can do is be protective, even if she can handle herself.
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Being loved by me ain't for the weak, cause I love hard af.
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Sorry I ignored your whole existence, it'll happen again.
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No one mansplained anything to me today, can someone mansplain to me why?.
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I still use wired headphones, don't fuck with me.
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Some people just fucking get it, not you tho, you're dumb.
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As an emotional immature man, why do you have a beard?.
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Fuck you mean you're not insanely obsessed with me?.
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Not caring about people's opinions of you is self-care.
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Men will stick their whole face in your ass, but are scared to talk about their feelings. Lmao.
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Be the reason why he has to hide all the knives in the house.
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Ok, but did you try to grow the fuck up and get over it?.
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I do it because I want to, not because it's expected.
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Oh you're a tough guy? Tell your grandma you're not hungry.
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Post a picture of your cat and shut the fuck up.
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Sorry I keep forgetting I'm dealing with idiots here.
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Is there a guy on this planet who can take criticism without getting defensive?.
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Show your red flags from the start, saving you both a lot of time.
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Some of you have never been punched in the face and it shows.
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It's very fucking simple:. If he doesn't text you, he doesn't like you. If he's inconsistent, there's someone else. If he only texts you late at night, he's using you. If he starts random arguments, he's cheating. If he's not investing in you, you're not worth it to him.
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Too many people confuse joking around with flirting, trust me, if I'm flirting with you, you'll know.
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Don't forget to be a victim of your own behaviour today.
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Don't forget to be an unoriginal piece of shit today.
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Can you guys inspire me? I need a new playstation name and I want it to be something with sharks. "Sharklady" is kinda lame so maybe you bitched have better ideas.
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Welcome to Twitter, everyone is single, but married, everyone is good at sex, but doesn't get it, everyone needs to be kind, but they're assholes, everyone knows better, but doesn't, everyone's tired, but no one shuts the fuck up. Enjoy your stay.
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Yes I bit you, but in my defense, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S CAKE THESE DAYS.
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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.
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We're all a bunch of toxic motherfuckers, no one's special.
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No one broke into my house to make me pancakes, this is bullshit.
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The blocking thing is great. How about in the next update, let's reveal who visits our accounts the most!. Now that would be fun.
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Believe it or not, but not everyone who's on Twitter is miserable.
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