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I love reading tolkien and history, and I could have built the pyramids with the effort it takes me to cling on to life and reason.

Rawalpindi.
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Mehdi
4 years
it's a crime how underrated Balochistan is.
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3 years
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2 years
not sure how and why i bumped into David Cameron's driving license on Murree Road, Rawalpindi
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4 years
no placard has topped this one
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2 years
👀👀👀👀
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Mehdi
4 years
ahead of his time
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Mehdi
5 years
Yall thought Ali zafar wrote, composed, and sang the song all in a day? Just because Waseem badami pumped him up for it? Ali zafar has been making chess moves brooo.
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Mehdi
5 years
I had nothing else to do
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Mehdi
3 years
Mola khush rkhen ji, hum toh dua dete hain. lekin apni zaati raaye toh yehi hai k apnay profession k ilawa bhi insaan ki personality honi chahye.
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3 years
Cutest sample of shadi card:
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Mehdi
9 months
her nikkah is due soon. we move. 🥂
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Mehdi
2 years
not only do some voices have an impact on your heart beat, some can even physically heal you. my right ear had been hurting like hell for the past couple of days, i couldn't even talk to anyone. she just called, we spoke, she laughed. and i have no idea where the pain went.
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Mehdi
5 years
how male teachers give marks to female students
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Mehdi
4 years
worst possible start to day
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Mehdi
2 years
today makes it 9 years since my father passed away. I hope you're doing well up there, big guy. aap k kandhay par beth kar jesi nazar ati thi, wesi nahi hai duniya.
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Mehdi
5 years
Only the elite know
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Mehdi
3 years
step aside, plebs
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Mehdi
3 years
this feud
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Mehdi
7 years
Islamabad slaying day in day out
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Mehdi
5 years
Banda kutta paal le lekin kisi se roz baat krne ki adat na palay
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Mehdi
7 years
Hey karachites, this is Islamabad.
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Mehdi
5 years
I love how Hamza Ali Abbasi manages to trigger the friggin souls out of these liberals and he doesn't even have to try, all he has to do is live his life the way he wants to, and they'll lose their minds lmao a proper king.
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Mehdi
7 years
Brothers want 4 wives can't even handle 5 prayers
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Mehdi
6 years
Islamabad at 4 am in the morning is quite a sight
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Mehdi
2 years
the ogs know
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Mehdi
7 years
The difference between Men and Women
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Mehdi
5 years
o Aslam Bhai?
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Mehdi
4 years
🙏
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Mehdi
2 years
not only do some voices have an impact on your heart beat, some can even physically heal you. my right ear had been hurting like hell for the past couple of days, i couldn't even talk to anyone. she just called, we spoke, she laughed. and i have no idea where the pain went.
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Mehdi
5 years
A bathtub full of preserved human brains found in an abandoned Texas Asylum.
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Mehdi
3 years
I'm a simple man. whenever i come across this video, i watch it.
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Mehdi
6 years
Pakistan, a country with dried out dams and flooded cities.
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Mehdi
4 years
Remember when our parents used to say "ye dostiyaan kuch waqt k liye hoti hain" And we used to get mad at them. But in the end, guess who was right? Us lmaaaaooo bdjdbdbd lets hangout.
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Mehdi
6 years
"If Imran Khan still loses the election he will be meme of the century" No Anjum, If he doesn't win even now after everything corrupt mafia has put y'all through then you and this nation would be considered a pathetic joke for next century not Imran Khan.
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Mehdi
6 years
Islamabad at dusk.
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4 years
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Mehdi
3 years
reminders, every now and then
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Mehdi
6 years
Have I failed as a shia?
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Mehdi
7 years
Omg who are you where are you from how do you like your cerelac in the morning?
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Mehdi
4 years
truestory
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Mehdi
3 years
its available in the markets, ya'll need to go and touch some grass
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neqz
3 years
PETITION TO BRING TWICH BACK !
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Mehdi
6 years
Lahore ❤.
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Mehdi
3 years
its always the ones with the rainbow in their descriptions
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Mehdi
4 years
no one: DaGuyWhoCooks:
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Mehdi
5 years
This picture.
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Mehdi
4 years
🤝
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Mehdi
5 years
Irfan Junejo k na bolne mein aur Malala k na bolne mein farq yeh hai k Malala stood up for humanity and got fame because of it, and now shes bullshitting on an actual humanitarian crisis, while Junejo's merely a vlogger, bol leta toh achha tha, nahi bhi bola toh bhi koi bat nahi.
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Mehdi
5 years
Shehroz cheated on Syra? He must've been going through alot in the marriage and needed some physical warmth and support. Syra has to understand that. - Meph @ Unitedsfreak
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Mehdi
6 years
Manchester United are in contact with Tony Singh as a potential Jose Mourinho replacement.
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Mehdi
7 years
Beautiful weather in Islamabad today
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Mehdi
5 years
Brotherhood aint dead
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Mehdi
4 years
Islamabad and Pindi are unmatched, truly unmatched.
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Mehdi
4 years
my mother's been ill for the past couple of days, with fever reaching as high as 105° on the regular. I've been running around to doctors and pharmacies. at this point, i feel absolutely helpless. if u can spare a minute, send her a prayer, I'd appreciate it.
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Mehdi
4 years
Just started watching Breaking Bad. What a wonderful couple! Both look gorgeous together and especially how Skyler is so supportive of Walter now that he's been diagnosed with cancer. She is everything you want in a wife. <3
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Mehdi
4 years
xD
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Mehdi
7 years
So i texted her to see if she's alright and she didn't text back and when she did she said who am i to ask about how she is and all and i said i just wanna let u know im there for you and we didn't talk after that. Now if you'll excuse me i gotta go home to have a heart attack.
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Mehdi
7 years
Got 98% alhumdulillah, it took alot of hard work. Kafi arsay bad phone ki itni battery charge hui hai.
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Mehdi
4 years
meanwhile short men
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Only tall men are allowed to have an opinion
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Mehdi
7 months
Qazi Faez Issa had his priorities straight: PTI's intra party election>>> General Elections
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Mehdi
2 years
Heart wrenching picture of five brothers from Kohistan, who cried for help for five hours and were eventually drowned. Fives hours are enough time to fly a helicopter from a nearby town, but then why make so much effort for the lessor children of God.
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Mehdi
4 years
Women, trust me on this one thing, don't fall for emasculated men. In all my years, i have never met an emasculated cooch sniffing man who wasn't a sexual predator, they all use their 'feminine' personalities to attract you and manipulate you, and you fall for it everytime.
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Mehdi
6 years
How Ali (as) handled a case of blasphemy. Beautiful.
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Mehdi
5 years
Women: "why are female comedians paid less than the male ones we're all equally funny." Also women:
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perneeya
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"Pirate ban ke dikhaoun?"
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Mehdi
6 years
Ed Sheeran's tweet back in 2011. He's done allright since, hasn't he?
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Mehdi
5 years
FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD FUCK AMBER HEARD
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Mehdi
3 years
??????
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Don’t sexualize women in hijab challenge
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3 years
???????
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4 years
????
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Mehdi
2 years
Gender is a social construct but I am a woman but anyone can be a woman but cis-men are women if they say they are but gender has nothing to do with biology but no uterus no opinion but gender is fluid but it's a social construct as well
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Pakistanis, every time they struggle to grasp the concept of gender beyond boys v girls: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO QAUM-E-LUT????
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Mehdi
6 years
Nothin like a walk here
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Mehdi
3 years
Let the muharram processions begin and watch everyone turn into a pandemic management expert
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Izma.
3 years
How tf Islamabadis are having a whole ass jam packed concert in the middle of pandemic and Karachi is in lockdown, what type of covid wave we having this time
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Mehdi
5 years
@realDailyWire Annihilated.
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Mehdi
4 years
so i recorded another cover of the song i wrote (still dont know what to call it hah)
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Mehdi
7 years
Fellow Shia brethren, refrain yourselves from bloodshed of all sorts, it has nothing to do with respecting imam Hussain's (as) sacrifice
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Mehdi
7 years
Time to add photographer in my bio
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Mehdi
7 years
Us ne sharma k mere sawalaat per seen kr k ignore krdia
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Mehdi
4 years
Sleeping with someone else's husband requires the complete consent of the husband as well. both were wrong morally. but breaking into someone's home with armed goons and torturing them mentally and physically, on the other hand, is a CRIME that shouldn't go unpunished.
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6 years
Who remembers?
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Mehdi
6 years
― The Breadwinner (2017)
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Mehdi
7 years
Only a few things have ever made me cry, and this is one of them.
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Mehdi
7 years
Islamabad bringing out the good times
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Mehdi
6 years
@YourQueenSara @marufhaiderr Looks more like hazrat umar breaking his shoe after all that running away from battles
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Mehdi
6 years
passports of countries that dont exist
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Mehdi
6 years
A guy treats a women right, the other guy doesnt, she might go with the guy that treats her right, but she'll keep wondering why that other guy isn't treating her right, that'll trigger feelings within her, and the guy who treated her right would would be left behind.
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Mehdi
5 years
"What I want is for the two of us to meet somewhere by chance one day, like, passing on the street, or getting on the same bus.."
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6 years
Wtf are they celebrating, they existed before jesus.
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Mehdi
4 years
I gotta stop flirting, I owe like 7 people a relationship
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Mehdi
7 years
Missing someone is one of the most awful feelings you can ever experience. You'll be walking around thinking of something funny to tell them but then it suddenly hits you that you no longer talk
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4 years
getting drunk is the only option left ngl
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Mehdi
6 years
Mood: Nadeem Sarwar's "Haider e Karar"
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3 years
🙏
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3 years
🙏🙏🙏
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Mehdi
7 years
Making an effort is not a turn off
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Arham 🇵🇰
7 years
zabardasti convo lambi krna is such a turn off.
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Mehdi
3 years
tweeting out private conversations, for what? What excatly is that going to achieve, Twitter's no court of justice, it's just a dark virtual cloud full of harassers and horny lowlifes. why bring it all out here? youre doing it because you're a clout thirsty piece'a shit.
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4 years
these two
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Mehdi
7 years
The only day everyone loves you.
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Mehdi
2 years
right amongst the best for me
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ceo of sex
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which is the best intro song to a show
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Mehdi
5 years
ibadat zarur kijye, magar 'muamlaat' pr khaas tawajah dijye. Ka'abah k chakkar laganay se logon ko diye hue chakkar maaf nahi hongay.
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Mehdi
4 years
my girl: He’s prolly out cheating me and the boys:
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Mehdi
5 years
coochie merchant anthem
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cyberpunk
5 years
Men are disgusting. Paki men are even more disgusting. But paki men who are religious? An entirely different breed of disgusting
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