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Not left, right, centre, up or down. Only an acerbic Indian. Disgruntled taxpayer. All sanghis attempting to follow will be blocked.
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‘Sir, sir, the country is burning!! What should we do??’. ‘Make sure nobody tweets about it.’.
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The much abused UP is showing the country how to save democracy. Yogi failed. Religion failed. Hate failed.
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Airports and airplanes are amazing places. Some get genuine love and appreciation. Some get slapped.
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Dear Indians in Germany, . Please come back to India. You don't need to miss Modi ji so much. You can see/hear him everyday. He is on hoardings, TV, in newspapers, radio, certificates and social media. 24x7. Come back, live a fulfilling life. Yours truly,.Indians in India.
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Why is India not worried about petrol/diesel touching Rs.100/ltr? . Because now hate fuels us and it’s real cheap.
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The last time that the country waited for freedom so impatiently and so deperately was in 1947.
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There was no plane available for the jawans being transported via Pulwama. Even after many Intel reports suggesting grave danger.
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Now, who did this?? This is highly condemnable. Please do not share further.
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The quickest rise and fall of a man in history. And what a fall.
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What a country, really!!! Safety of human life just doesn't exist here.
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That's how justice is delivered. Learn, milords, learn. It's never too late.
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One sells religion. The other sells bad quality scooters. They get along like house on fire.
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GDP says we are super rich. GDP per capita says we are super, super poor. What matters is the second one because that affects each of us individually. Don't let them fool you more.
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Lakhs of naked men. Dipping in the most polluted water. In this cold. But nobody has the courage to question because it's 'religion'.
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Who else has not heard/seen a single episode of Mann ki Baat? . You’re still unadulterated.
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This is an illustration to show what could possibly be one of the worst errors in construction. India made it a reality.
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Brought to 240 and India feels so much calmer. Imagine what can happen at 140. or just 40. Work towards it.
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Public: Will you arrest Adani?.Govt: Look, look, another temple under a mosque!.Public: Where, where. .
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Besides eating meals and getting photograped, can we also see a minister inside there helping this man?
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For every 1% increase in inflation, one ancient lingam will be found. Sanskari economics.
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Many people still don't have the courage to say how bad the situation is under Modi. So, the airports, stations, and highways are speaking up.
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Country should be really worried. A second modi is in the making. And he has a real degree from IIT.
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If you haven't seen this, you're not a part of the India story.
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Does this kind of arrogance come with money or one is born with it?.
Since you care so much @kunalkamra88, come and help us out! I’ll even pay more than you earned for this paid tweet or from your failed comedy career. Or else sit quiet and let us focus on fixing the issues for the real customers. We’re expanding service network fast and backlogs.
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While the Adani bribery earthquake shakes up India, no tweets by Kanwal and Aroor yet. No breaking news by Rubika and Navika. Not a word by Arnab. Must be asleep, it's too early.
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'I will help rebuild houses that have been wrongly demolished' said no industrialist.
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Today must be the only day in the last 10 years we haven't seen a live visual of Modi.
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Besides the electoral fiasco at Ayodhya, the sanghis are angry for another big reason. An airport, a new railway station, and highway connectivity had been made at a cost of lakhs of crores. Airlines had been asked to start direct flights to Ayodhya from many cities. New trains.
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Only 6 hrs? Our soldiers stand for 24 hrs at the borders.
At Ayodhya airport, an agitated passenger shares his ordeal over close to 6 hours delay in the scheduled departure of SpiceJet flight bound Mumbai. @flyspicejet
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The last pillar standing, that too on crutches, fell yesterday. Indian judiciary is now history. 140cr hopes crashed by one man.
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Look at how many women are trying to support a convicted rapist. This country is a gone case.
This rally in Jabalpur, MP demanding release of Asaram Bapu (Asumal Sirumalani Harpalani). He has been convicted for rape cases in Surat + Jodhpur and is currently serving a life sentence. 🙏
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The entire Bollywood doesn't have a single vertebrae of the spine Prakash Raj has.
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Unless you're super rich or super connected politically, India is no longer the best place to live. Agree or disagree?.
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How happily people pose with a person who openly gave a call for genocide. Lanat hai.
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Such a horrible world we have created.
PhD student #PrahladIyengar who was barred from entering the MIT campus following a pro-Palestine essay last month has now been suspended until January 2026 which would terminate his 5-year NSF fellowship. Read here 🔗
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This is not satire. This is proof that our education system failed.
Even if Gas Cylinder is Rs 2000.& Petrol is Rs 150 I will . Always vote Modi 🔥♥️🙌. I am proud Andhbhakt 🔥.
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They buy votes. They fix EVMs. They buy out opposition. They enter from backdoor. They're the strongest party.
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@sardesairajdeep @satishacharya @RahulGandhi @mausamii2u Coming from you, Rajdeep, this makes little sense. You can't be very different from Kanwal or your boss Purie. The channel you work for is totally pro sanghi. Accept it. You'll be at peace.
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The entire sanghi ecosystem has gone into a deadly silent mode after Adani news. Wonder why.
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Two images that complete the story of a country reduced to rubble.
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India is now a country full of scamsters. From electoral bonds to tickets of a concert, from cabs at railway stations to hawkers on pavements, someone is ripping you off in some way. And it always trickles from the very top.
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While sanghis were busy changing our history, our neighbours changed our geography.
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Gurgaon after a few hours of rain. Maybe we haven't given enough tax.
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More spine than the entire state of Rajasthan put together.
Dozens of students at a government school in Rajasthan's Kota gathered outside the SDM office, demanding the revocation of the suspension of three Muslim teachers who were targeted by a Hindu group and falsely accused of conversion.
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Simple question. How has BjP become so rich and India so poor in last 8 years?.
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Specially for many of our celebrities, sportstars, mass media journalists, judges, etc.
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The world invested in Artificial Intelligence. India invested in Andhbhakt Intelligence.
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India never needed CAA NRC. It didn't need the farm laws. It didn't need abrogation of A370. It doesn't need Central Vista. It doesn't need Aadhar to be linked to Voter ID. It surely doesn't need the everyday hate and lies and compromises. India needs governance and leadership.
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Air India was let to decay. Result - sold. Indian Railways is going through a similar procedure. The result will be the same. And all know who will buy it.
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To all NRI sanghis. Either shut up or come back and live in India. Nobody needs your toxic views, you don't belong here anymore.
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Looks like Indians have again voted for hate, crime and corruption.
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In 8 years, he has spent 7.5 years telling us how bad Congress was.
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Look at it this way. Had BjP not come into power, we would still be believing people like Sachin, Akshay, Amitabh. Anupam, Ajay, Kangana, Saina, Kumble, Sindhu. and so many more are great people.
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30% income tax. 28% GST. Petrol tax. Road tax. Toll tax. Ever wondered where it's all going?.
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From 72 to 36, there's no way leads can change so drastically. Just not possible without manipulation.
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Nobody talks about Adani scam anymore. The electoral bond fiasco is forgotten. Manipur continues to suffer, but nobody cares. Kashmir. what about Kashmir? Totally blacked out. Prajwal? Out of news, out of mind, roaming free somewhere. Is our memory so poor, or are these.
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Say it again. Nathuram Godse was the first terrorist of independent India.
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The best advice for students today - leave the country if you want a future.
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Why is this dress allowed inside the Parliament? Is it a place of religion?
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Sonia should start a Congress Cares Fund. Will get good response. Keep it transparent and show Modi how public service is done.
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If this was Palestine or Israel, sanghis would be commenting as if it was their backyard on fire. But this is Manipur few days ago. No sanghi noticed it.
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Gadkari's PR has been better than Modi's. Many still believe he is a clean, efficient guy.
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Muslims have reservation?. Yes. UAPA and Sedition Charges are reserved for them.
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We so many feathers in his cap, JaiShankar might as well put rooster on his head.
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No meditation can remove the stains of 2002. He remains a criminal yet to be punished.
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Who rides in a Rs.12cr car and advises others to use bicycle.
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