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Piggy. Hairy. Sweaty. Should know better. Unlikely to be a safe space.

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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Things I miss: big spooning for a few hours, with my dick nudging a boy’s hole so that ever so slowly, my precum lubes him up and my knob head just slips in.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Things I miss (pt.2): fucking a guy in a sauna when some sneakyfuck comes up behind me and slips his dick inside and then losing myself in the fuck so that when I turn round it’s a totally different guy fucking me and I didn’t notice the swap. How many others have been up there?
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Met a cute twink in the toilets, followed him into the cubicle to fuck him silly and I’ll be honest, I was feeling the hot business. I’m now walking home with his cum leaking out my ass and am very fucking sore. He was brutal with me. I feel violated. But very good.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Remember that time you talked about using a condom and safe words and then I started fucking you and I took the condom off and didn’t pay any attention to the safe word and I shot my toxic load deep in your guts three times that night. Yup, that was a good memory eh, boy?
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@SweatyNastyMan
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5 years
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@SweatyNastyMan
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4 years
Caught the sun and clearly feeling grumpy about it
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
I got fucked last night - and as he put his dick in me, I involuntarily started pissing. Wasn’t planned and I wasn’t even thinking about it - it just happened and we both got soaked. Possibly one of the horniest things to ever happen to me.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
I am so spent. A top (ab)used my holes last night. He was inside me for five solid hours, shot two loads and pissed in me. Countless slaps, gobs, punches, kicks and endless verbal abuse. He woke me up this AM by roughfucking me then threw me out half naked and dripping.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
8 years
Just what makes me hard about @RayDaltonXXX you ask? EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
2 months
Still think its mad that a boy is surprised when I bring my mates around to use him. Like he thought it was just going to be me and the bro-code doesn't exist. Don't bottoms realise that the choice is mine. Not theirs.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
8 years
Love Kane O'farrell. Where did he go?
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@SweatyNastyMan
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4 years
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
2 months
We need to teach boys to open their mouths whenever an alpha walks past to receive their spit. If they all did this, their transition into fags would be achieved much quicker. Open wide boys…daddy wants to train you.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
A 20yr old str8 findom has been bothering me, telling me to give him my money - wtf is that about. Some skank in grey, baggy Fruit of the Looms, smoking Lambert & Butlers and who can't use full stops wants me to pay him? Jog on twat...
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
I got to spit in a boy's mouth as I fucked him yesterday. It's the simple things...
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
2 months
Every bottom I encounter is going to get marked with my manstink. I need them to smell me on them hours after I’ve finished with them. I’m a white alpha man and it’s my job to mark my territory.
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@SweatyNastyMan
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6 months
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
My fingers smell of my ass which means my beard does as well and I’m okay with that.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 months
Sucking on sweaty, stinky dick in public toilets really hits good doesn’t it.
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@SweatyNastyMan
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6 months
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
My mates are all talking about Nando’s and barbers opening, but all I really care about are the saunas. That first weekend, I plan to be balls deep in a fetid room with 20 men getting soaked with all kinds of nasty fluids.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
6 months
This is how real bros wear their stink
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
11 years
Sunday afternoon: cracked a beer, shorts down, dick out n strokin. Fukkin ace! http://t.co/2NnDoZOAUn
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Anyone else not change their jock/pants after a workout even though they’re swampy with sweat and just leave ‘em on and sit in their own sweat for the rest of the day? Anyone? Or is it just me?
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 months
Pounding a boy right through the mattress is great, but you know what's also great - those long sessions with a hairy bloke where it's all sweaty balls and asses and hairy legs and spit in beards and stinky pits and dribbling dicks and bouncing off walls. That shit is good
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
2 months
That moment when the fag realises you've administered a much higher T dose than you promised and you’ve isolated it from its friends and taken it to a dark room filled with your bros and it realises it may not get out of this alive.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
So a Grindr hook up showed up. Shocking. But then he insisted on wearing a mask. Not a kink mask, but a surgical one. Even that’s okay. But I raw fucked him and pulled my spunk out his hole with my fingers at the end. But that mask stayed on. What am I missing here? Odd.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
1 month
My dick and pits are swampy and stinky today
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
1 month
The good thing about being degenerate is that I don’t care that I stink and I won’t shower. 2 loads churning in my hairy arse as well.
@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
1 month
My dick and pits are swampy and stinky today
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
5 years
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
The first five loads I ever took came from my brother #normaliseboysbeingboys
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
This morning, I could really do with a hairy little lad to spoon for a hour or five. I wouldn’t say no to some animal sex but I just want to bear hug a lad for long enough for my chest sweat to run down his back and make him moist
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
I could spend hours in this guy’s sweaty tits.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
6 months
F4gs and bitches take note.
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@SweatyNastyMan
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4 years
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
6 months
This lad is a fuckin champ. We need to encourage boys like him to realise that their dick gives them the power to do this whenever they want.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
5 years
Why is Kane O'Farrell not a thing anymore? And can we campaign to have him back? And where did all his Vines go - they were great. We need these things fixing immediately.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
I don’t think we talk enough about how nice it is when a boy pisses as you fuck him. Literally fucking the piss right out of him.
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@SweatyNastyMan
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8 years
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@SweatyNastyMan
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6 months
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@SweatyNastyMan
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4 years
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
13 years
Bit of a tease for y'all http://t.co/C7g1pFdT
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
I think I’d like to become a proper #himbo in 2021. Bulk up, be stupid and get used over and over. #goalsfor2021
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
Def up for good times in saunas and clubs when they open, but really looking forward to a skanky toilet fuck, cubicle door open and a crowd of men watching and fapping.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
This is about the right time of the morning to release last night’s beerpiss into a boy’s hole to wake him up.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
8 years
Holy moly
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Balls. Sweaty as fuck.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
At 51, I’ve realised that I’m fingering myself more than ever before. I can’t keep my fingers out of my hairy hole.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
@StinkMan3 Dark, swampy and overpowering. Took 3 loads on Friday and ain’t showered since. Stinks of sweat, dick and balls.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
6 months
@cum_poz Snap! I infected two boys last night too. Both neg, but not when I had finished with them.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
Spent this morning unloading my load into someone else’s son #HappyFathersDay
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@SweatyNastyMan
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2 months
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
Met my brother for Sunday Pints and he told me I stunk of sex, which I was quite proud of. Then he told me he knew what I’d been up to because he follows me on here. Michael - you’re str8. Get off my Twitter!
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Last thing I miss(pt.3): I’m 50 this year, but every so often, a big, hairy, tough, sweaty daddy comes along and makes me HIS boy. More of that please when all this is over.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
In the park, shorts on, top off, beer being drunk. Pits on show and the boys are looking fine. Good way to spend an afternoon.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
1 year
I don’t often shower after the gym because I like being a stinky monkey, but hearing how many quick hand jobs or pump and dumps my mate has in gym showers makes me think I should do it more often.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
5 years
Went in to CHX toilets for a piss. Lad stroking himself at urinals so took him to cubicle. Just as I was about to put my dick in his mouth, he looks up at me and tells me he’s straight. I had my hairy balls on his face and later blew in his mouth. All seemed very straight to me.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
I’ve just pissed myself whilst on a work conference call. Why am I like this?
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
My pits stink today and I’m proud.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
2 years
Sweaty dick really does taste very good doesn’t it.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
Is anyone else suffering from major horn atm? Usually I can wank a few times and I calm down. Right now, nothing is working. I’m horny 24/7.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
Is there anything better than that first huff as you yank his pants down and sniff on his dick?
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@SweatyNastyMan
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8 years
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
1 year
Is it just me who loves it when a man passes out when you’re choking him and you get to slow fuck him til he comes round
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
1 month
A well-trained fag should be able to be blindfolded and put on his knees in a room of 25 men. And he should find his alpha by the smell of his alpha’s dick alone. Repeated training will be required, but a fag should find his master’s dick in a room full of alpha cock.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
Sometimes my dick leaks horsepiss and I’m okay with that.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
3 years
I’m getting my ass fucked by a m8 tonight so I’m all showering’ and grooming’ and making myself pretty. Which is ironic as he won’t have washed all week and will have rubbed his sweat/grease all over me in 5 mins and will shoot a couple of toxic loads inside my nice douched ass.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
2 years
Boys who give up their hairy little asses in public toilets really are doing the nation a service.
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@SweatyNastyMan
Sweaty Dad
4 years
I once traded snorting a line of charlie of a guy’s dick in exchange for spurting 3 loads of cum from my arse on his face. Don’t know if I’m embarrassed or proud. What’s the best/worst thing you’ve done?
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