Ric Flair’s WOO
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Mannn, I’ve been trying to train my son to be spider man for the longest. but that nigga need to go back to boot camp. Videos in the thread.
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I'm still not sure as to what my daughter was doing on the side tho. 😭😭😭
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@JeromieFC @BoogieColin @SKTV_ EXACTLY! Last night at dinner, I asked him if he was Spider-Man and he said it wasn’t him. 🤣🤣🤣.
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DAWGGGG SOMEBODY COME AND PICK ME UP. I CRIED FOR 56 NIGHTS!
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@LADDY__BEE I read on this. The father used to have custody but lost it when he moved away to Texas. So maybe she was never fit.
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Gather your family, your coconut oil, your ethnic ass seasoning, and that black ass dog AND GET THE FAWK OUT OF MY WHITE HOUSE!
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@HunchoRiq Got him studying your nephew moves RIGHT NOW!!! Put it on repeat! We on y’all line in a few months!!!
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My son is beating on the door, crying while I’m taking a shit. I told him to stop so I could take a shit in peace. He screams at the top of his lungs “OPEN THE DOOR BITCH” I never wanted to finish shitting as fast as I do right now to beat his ass!!!.
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I was in Popeyes yesterday and the cook had on a bullet proof vest yesterday. He said he had some beef and it might go down. I WAS LIKE 😳.
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Damnnnnnnnn. They're coming for Steve Harvey's wife. SHIT!
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Whoever Lucy is. she's someone I'd like to get to know. She's showing these white folks up on her post
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Somebody just said a New York nigga will die and go to heaven and complain about how New York was better. 😭😭😭😭😭.
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@PassionlsPower @callmeekey I looked straight to the flip flops then saw the type of fence he was climbing and crieddd. Lmao.
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A good dick sucker can suck your dick from soft to hard. A lazy dick sucker only wants to suck your dick when it's hard.
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@Aliv504 @CookTheGreat Fasho. I’m gone have him doing back flips when it’s said and done. Lmao.
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Y'all think I'm lying when I tell y'all Walmart selling Jordan's and Brazilian Hair huh?
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And you wanna know what seasonings I put on my chicken? NOTHING.
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Bernie Sanders believes that state colleges and universities should be free for those who qualify. WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANNA VOTE THAT IN?.
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I'm not understanding why yall didn't embrace Frank Ocean like yall did Sam tho.
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Curry: GIVE ME THE BALL!. Klay: FUCK A SHOOTER, IM MY OWN SHOOTER.
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That's right. PROTECT YOUR WOMAN RT @aleenaalvarado: shits crazy here at chs!!!!! http://t.co/GWs61FkLb2.
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I said this before and I will say this again, Keri Hilson has MORE sex appeal than Beyoncé.
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My daughter literally begged me to say what's up to y'all.
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One thing that I've mastered in the last year is letting people be who the fuck they are and staying away if I don't like it.
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This is the example of a fuck nigga baby daddy and a silly female. LADIES WHEN THEY SAY THEY DONT WANT A BABY WITH YOU BE PREPARED FOR THIS
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Point being, it’s not hard to tell people “Hey, I’m not in a great mood to talk today” I’ll respect that. Won’t respect the ignoring of calls and text with a “hey” a week later.
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Seriously a chick will tweet " about last night 😍😍😍😍" and didn't shit happen last night other than she burnt the pot of ramens. Bih.
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It's an appropriate time for both but honestly I'm eating either one.
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I wake up to my daughter sleeping like this this morning. she can't convince me she didn't hit the bottle
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New York niggas be in Atlanta arguing about the pettiest of shit. "Nah son, Atlanta rain ain't got nothing on New York rain son".
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Fellas, stop giving your body to women that don't want to put a ring on it. Know your worth!.
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I was hella geeked about the first cake until @Ricusider showed me this cake his fam made like it. THIS IS BEAUTY!
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Birdman: Is y'all finished or is y'all done?. Me: Shall I start or shall I begin?.
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@BeautyCNMC @YoungBenji_ let me stop playing. I cant do hair for shit. My daughter hair isn't done and we don't go anywhere. Fuck that.
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Emitt Till's accuser finally admits to lying at the age of 72. FUNKY BITCH.
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Chicks be like "his new girl ain't even cute" SO HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THIS UGLY CHICK TAKE UR MAN & MAKE HIM HAPPIER THAN U EVER COULD?.
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Wait, you met a dude on twitter while pregnant with another man's baby who was also a rebound from a previous dude? YOU MAD WILD 😭😭😭
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Mannnnnn whatever federal prison they're locked up in I'm trying to be a guard. GEEZUS!
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