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@Swaganmegan0

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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
3 months
Keep calm and carry
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
4 years
When does the whole financially stable part come into place? 🥴
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@makaylann99 Here’s a pic of Sadie 🙃
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
I’m so in love with the Brooks and Dunn reboot! If you haven’t listened to it check it out! 👍🏻
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
Beer never broke my heart, but @lukecombs definitely did when I found out North Dakota wasn’t on the list for his tour 😅💔
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
3 months
@ZARAH6852 Yeah sure
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
I’m so glad all the people who wanted kids are now wanting to be part time parents 🙃
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@Swaganmegan0
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4 months
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Soo are all of your hunting trips considered “hunting trips” just so you can go cheat on your boyfriend? 🤔🤭😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
I pray my daughter never goes through what I had to, she deserves the world and nothing less ❤️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
And I ain’t gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymoreee, oh lord when it rains it pours! 😅🤭
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
I will never understand how a person can go days, weeks, or months with out seeing their child.. Being a parent is a full time job, not just when it’s convenient for you..
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
At what point in life does it actually all come together? 😒
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Either take care of your kid or don’t be a parent. Plain and simple. 🙄
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Ok. First off how do you get a calm rabbit? http://t.co/4IBbI5Sm5k
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
“I will fuck all of your brothers!” 😂💀
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@PaitynGage All I remember from science class in highschool is that you can literally find anything on YouTube. And I swear I heard the birthday song everyday.
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
If hell froze over it would feel just like Devils lake does rn.
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
If you don’t care about me then why are you still questioning everything I do? 🤔😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Wish I had a relationship like @brittannnymarie & Jay. #wishfulthinking 😒
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Pretty soon @budlight is going to be the only beer without corn syrup.. I guess their plan backfired.. @MillerLite keep doing your thing! 🤙🏻
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@midwestern_ope Devils Lake, North Dakota 🤙🏻
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Once again no one can keep their nose out of my business 💁🏼‍♀️😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
I’m definitely overdue for a nap 😴
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@KayleeKnutson Well I mean no one really wanted you here in the first place 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@Paul_Campbell60 @budlight But that wasn’t stated in the original agreement @budlight , think you should just take one for the team and give the man his beer! 🍻
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Yes I’m from North Dakota, No I do not know where the good fishing spots are 🙄😂 🎣
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Straight Chillen with @AWagenman & @CeeJayL97 ✌️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Why is life so god damn rough...
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Eatin pussy, suckin dick & kickin ass 🤙🏻 #subarulife
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Why do I feel like everyone else’s pregnancy’s went faster than mine ever did 😂😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
If my baby daddy could be a civil human being just once I think it would be a goddamn miracle 🙄
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@snowman_austin Ky & Presley need to have a play date here soon!!
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
I just want my baby back man.. 😔
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@BurakObuma : i h8 couplz hoo post pics ov dem kissin liek am guna start postin pics ov me fukin ur bich” @CeeJayL97 😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
This was me & @2chaynz our whole middle school & high school years ❤️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
I’m just doing everything I can to make sure my daughter has everything she needs❤️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@AWagenman @keisha_chaske omfg. It was a basketball tongue ring. & it came off when I was eating & I accidentally swallowed it. 😑
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Fym I’m still writing 16 😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
I'm only dedicated to one TV show and that's Bobs Burgers & I am completely okay with this. 👍
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@baeraydi Tell her she’s welcome to watch Presley after a couple days she might be over the grandkid fever 😂😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@xXKenziiRanaeXx @SheswantstheD seriously mclovin is me. 🙋
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@2chaynz I will literally kill someone if they touch my kid in any sort of way like that.
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
2 months
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@PaitynGage So did they both rape each other then if they both didn’t consent?
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Shit. Everyone's getting pregnant nowadays. 😳
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Theory of a dead man is coming and I can't even go. Like, what the fuck.
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@ZachMertens Love you fam ❤️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@pfeifer_jordyn @ITSJESSBITCHHH @JordanRuth97 My almost 2 year old weighs 30 pounds 😆
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
9 years
@LaniiMariee I unprotected my tweets for u 😘
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@G_Eazy How long does famous last?
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@JordanRuth97 SAME 😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
I seriously love the way my hair looks when it's curled 😍
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Why’s everyone gotta be in my business tho? 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
So my exes new gf keeps claiming she is the step mother of my child because they’re engaged. I can count on both hands how many times she’s met my daughter do you guys think she’s overstepping her boundaries? She claims she isn’t. I think she is. 🙄
Definitely overstepping
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Not overstepping at all
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
"A nice truck is like a nice ass, you're gunna turn around and look every time"
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@jenna_lagein Umm, you better be bringing me back breadsticks??
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
11 years
I honestly wouldn't care if girls talked to my boyfriend but, they aren't looking for a good convo they just want him back. #bitchswerve
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@baeraydi Literally I send him pictures updating him every couple weeks and he doesn’t respond, the last time I sent him pictures he texted me a week later asking if he could claim her on his tax returns..
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@AWagenman Is it the one I invited you too 🤣
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@xXKenziiRanaeXx I was giving him a heads up. LOL.
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@JordanRuth97 @PaitynGage I got mine after I had Presley it hurt while I was in the room, but after I left I had no pain at all!
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@caitlinwixted Yes! People deserve to know, especially when it could happen to them!
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
I love calling people nut sacks and seeing their reaction. 😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Only in North Dakota do we measure snow in beer cans!
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@baeraydi In the same boat homie.. it’s shitty.. 😒
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
We'll lunch was successful! Right @AshleyBonney19 ? 👌
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
We should ask all the teachers "what're the odds we don't do our finals" & we should get the odds right pls.
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
I feel like I'm losing a bunch of people I actually care about..
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Matt literally asked me if he could go to Fargo to see his friend tonight & I dead ass looked at him and said bro’s before hoes. 😂😂 why am I like this 💀
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
I think one of my favorite things Presley does is whenever I turn FFDP on she head bangs like no other 😂🤟🏻
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Cause me and @kalibeck219 are gunna get wasted tonight 😜
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
"I'll make your four head into a five head" 😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@xXKenziiRanaeXx those were the days, 😊
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@keisha_chaske I like your twitter name! 😂👌🔥
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@2chaynz this is the reason I have trust issues 😑
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@AWagenman it was just on twitter hold up.
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@missmoe197 @haleigh_reign Presley’s dad doesn’t even party & chooses not to see her for months on end 🤷🏼‍♀️ oh well, our kids will realize that their mommas always got them ❤️
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Late night McDick run. 💁 http://t.co/yXu798ON8P
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@snowman_austin Is it me? 😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
"pussy, pussy pussy, marijuana, juana"
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
"Put a dip in my lip and call me country" says @CeeJayL97 😂
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@snowman_austin Man, just when I thought it was going uphill from here 😅
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@AWagenman @ryankraft_34 he told me I had to pancake someone. 😳
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@AWagenman I wish I would have used a back pack the whole time instead of starting with a diaper bag, they’re so much easier!
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
9 years
"You're a dick" "At least I'm cuter than a dick" 😊
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@AWagenman @raising_kane__ I personally don’t care what anyone uses, every baby is different. I just stated what worked best for my baby. Huggies have worked for me, but they might not work for the next person. I’ve used cheap, and I’ve used expensive. It doesn’t bug me lol
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@Swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@ayyImaoo : How Drake reacted when he got his 1st nude ” @2chaynz
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6 years
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