Indian married couples have two kids. The first kid out of pressure, and the second one to save the marriage.

@Eatclub_ Hey I ordered pizza at 10.46PM last night which never delivered. It's still showing order dispatched today at AM. Please cancel this order already and give full refund to original payment.

Sugar, Spite and Everything Nice

Hey @KotakBankLtd @KotakCares, looks like Zepto isn't interested in working with you.

RT @AtharvaRaykar: Bengaluru is amazing if you live in the right neighbourhood. For example, I'm 15 minutes away from this place. I like…

@megabored Maybe

@marrjaosaalo Court fee

@megabored Fair enough, but they'll still face consequences of such actions if and when dust settles. Needed money isn't a credible defence, if it was: no one ever would be punished for such mongering.

@megabored That's not an apt comparison. Toxic relationship affects no one except people involved in it. But being a mass media executive, you've an ethical (if not legal) duty to masses. If one wouldn't quite genocide mongering because EMI tha, plis don't expect not being shamed for it

@megabored Employer cause thing is rubbish. They weren't "used". We're talking about high flying media Executives. All are individually responsible for content they write/supervise, not only on the Editor in Chief (who is also responsible).

@megabored Plus, some things are just unforgivable. It does not matter what pressures and work environments you were dealing with. Eg: (Read his defence transcript)

@Thugs_Need_Pugs @MeAndMeNow Whatchu planting in shezwan bottle?

@MeAndMeNow @Thugs_Need_Pugs Yes

RT @MeAndMeNow: If anyone wants me to do commissions please dmmmm.. Here is also my face.

Why does my Calculator app require notification permissions gtfo

@Abby_Lasha @Placardtweets Done