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My favourite genre of men is men who wear football kits.
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Absolutely box office
Mitro and Toney are yesterdays news
ESR vs Carvalho
New dawn
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Regret to inform people of twitter and other places that my mate stanley gunn has passed away aged 19 after overdrinking on strawberry and lime cider.
@SG__FFC
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YOU SIGNED CARVALHO
WE SIGNED EMILE SMITH ROWE 🎶🎶🎶
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The greatest chant in English football history manufactured and perfected by sussex whites
#FFC
‘balamory’ premiered on cbeebies 22 years ago today.
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This page is shit. How are you getting dates for games wrong
@FulhamRandom
is on top
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Make that Bournemouth & Watford who want to so badly be us.
💜 For the first time in club history.
Introducing our 24/25 third kit.
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This is mad. I Was literally debating down the pub last night who our new official trading partner was going to be!
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Okay make that Bournemouth, Watford & Wolves who want to be like fulham
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Going to look great in the championship on a tuesday night vs stockport
The final checks and touches are being made to all 52,888 seats 🔵
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Never forget my historic samurai warrior battle with several angry Mitoma fans outside the ground.
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Gordon been out on the lash with grealish
There is a child down riverside with a half empty bottle of VK staggering round shit faced. We’re so back
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What a fall from grace.
Liam Payne dies aged 31 after One Direction star falls from hotel
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My honest reaction
🚨🔵 Understand Ipswich Town and Chelsea are set to agree on obligation to buy clause for Armando Broja included in loan deal.
It will be close to £30m fee and to be activated if Ipswich Town avoid relegation and will continue in Premier League.
Here we go, coming soon 🚜🇦🇱
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Me when marco silva leaves
FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF.
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Fox & Hounds on putney high street
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Millwall away 🤩
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@Lukehsffc
We won 4-3 Luke that fella did the nazi salute to me got nicked and you scored ur self a manny brass
Same old fulham taking the piss
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Gives it danny dyer online with hair so long they might aswell be classed as road sweepers gaps in his teeth so wide apart you may aswell call them the twin towers, Christ almighty the amount of acne on that face just name him mr blobby…
There’s an old saying “Cry me a river”👍
Loads of the time feels like nobody wants me at county, might as well fuck off because nobody wants me there, no chance in hell I’m spending thousands of pounds a year on season ticket and away games just to get shit off everyone all the time
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Ha they say karma doesn’t exist in football…
He should never be anywhere near a football pitch that greenwood 🐀
#YouKnowWhatYouAre
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Just found my first ever football shirt.
Shame it doesn’t fit me anymore😅
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I did this at west ham and got arrested for it. 😂
From the other side of the fence. The Tarquins seem less than impressed 😂😂
Irons ⚒️⚒️🌑.
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I miss this era of Fulham man
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Hitler when he found out he lost the war
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@MrSammyJames
Just getting bored of it all tbf. Just play football this is just crap pulling me towards watching lower leagues even more i hate modern football.
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Ohhhh andersen is magic he wears a magic hat and when you pass the ball to him he’ll ping the fucker back he pings it to the left he pings it to the right and when we get to europe we’ll sing this song all night
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Jay Slater?
Just driving out of Sutton Coldfield and came across this young lad
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What else u doin on a Tuesday? Sit in ur fuckin chair wankin off to
#Swifties
Avoid ur wife's gaze as u struggle 2 come 2 terms with ur sexless marriage
Spunk ur wages on kebabs, fruit machines & brasses
Fuck that for a laugh
I know what I'd rather do
Preston away, love it!
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Ah my recent trips to west ham have been historically awful
Have you ever visited West Ham’s London Stadium for an away day and if so, did your team win?
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Snakes 2 Ireland 0
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When the samba rhythm starts to play dance with me make me sway reiss nelson running down the wing scoring goals makes the cottage sing
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Stamford Bridge???
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Not looking to promising
Just you wait.. the things am gonna do to you!
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Never thought id see the day
Ive just seen amy winehouse and michael jackson sat on the train and they were speaking to me about Biggleswade (A)
Yes, You read that right MJ and Amy are coming Biggleswade (A)
Btw whoever gave me These Haribos they taste funny
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@Jackalbion96
Been a long time coming but i won’t be going to the cottage for a while completely uninterested with it all now, non league is just better. Fulham peaked when we were losing everyweek in the championship back in 2015 🥲
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@KS_250204
@Charlieleahyy
@dttmb6zhbc
One thing i can say to mr charlie is make sure you throw a punch & don’t let him hit you cause then you will be hurted
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Heartbreaking news coming out this morning…
American singer & songwriter, Taylor swift. Aged 34 was found alive at her apartment in New York this morning.
Thoughts with everyone affected at this time
#TaylorSwiftErasTour
#ErasTour
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“The Maple Leafed Maldini”
happy birthday Sir Fig Rolls
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Someone rescue Marco
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@SophieeLfc
Thoughts on me taking you on a date to an astronomy museum so I can see where stars like you come from?
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@Charlieleahyy
Any tie vs premier league opposition is a good tie youll always get moaners fuck them off to franchise and get plough lane rocking
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@JoeyLambBhuna
Absolutely devastated met george multiple occasions and he always stopped to chat no matter what.
Will be sorrily missed
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NANANNANA NAAA
LUC
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FOUGEROLLES
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Things most expected in the US is School shootings and Haji Wright causing limbs
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i dont know if other ppl agree but marco silva is one of our best managers
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Just debated this with a group of ‘experts’ for the last few hours…
Is this the Perfect Prem 20??
Arsenal
Man City
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Man United
West Ham
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Any missing?
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1. paper straws
2. No Alcohol Sponsors on shirts
3. Half wrapped lucozade bottles
4. Player fit and fan replica football shirts
5. “Premium” Meal deals
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@SG__FFC
Id give her the same amount of battering to her pink and brown as fulham do everytime we play em
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Geezer in red nose so big his mates call him Concorde
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This still a thing in Big 2024…
Wasn’t funny then. Isn’t funny now
Give up with it
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LUKIC
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR RESERVES
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Arne Slot has lost it haha 😂
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@bcfcmaim
@Wmerchantwissa
It’s people like you!
You’re the reason there’s rapists on our streets
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