WHAT IS UP YOU BODACIOUS BADDIES, JUDE DUDES, AND GNARLY BROS.
I NEED ALL OF YOU RRRRRADICAL DUUUUDES TO FOLLOW ME (Jude Surfinson) SO I CAN BE THE MOST GNARLY TWITTER USER EVER, GET STOKED BROS ITS TIME FOR THE
#JUDESWEEP
GRRRRAAGHHH🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🏄♂️🏄♂️🌊🌊🌊🏄♂️🏄♂️🌊🏄♂️🏄♂️
Surfing has to be the WORST thing humans have ever conceived. I need to speak to the person who thought it was a good idea to stand a random piece of wood that is floating just... On the water??????
OKAY BROSKIS THIS IS A MATTER OF UPMOST IMPORTANCE. HAVE YOU SEEN HOCUS POCUS?? I have just learned that there are people (with access to the internet) who have NOT seen HOCUS POCUS and it is making me ANGRY that movie is SOOO good
A pole axe. Distance weapon, piercing and bludgeoning, axe, and a functioning prybar. The MOST BODACIOUS urban survival tool. Jude Surfinson recommended👍👍
If Jude Surfinson has 10000000 fans I’m Jude Surfinson 🤙🌊🏄♂️
If Jude Surfinson has one fan, it’s probably my alt 💀
If Jude Surfinson has 0 fans. I am no longer Jude Surfinson. Bummer, man. 😭😭
@FunnySoyjaks
If Soyjak posting has 1000000 fans I'm one of them
If Soyjak posting has 1 fan I am them
If Soyjak posting has 0 fans I am no longer alive
If the world is against Soyjak posting I am against the world
Fuck twitch staff and their “artistic nudity” they’re all just gooners who want to make their site a fucking porn streaming site. This is bogus, dudes.