@br0therj0e @unusual_whales I worked at a restaurant 50 hours a week when I was 18. I had an apartment, car and enough left over to go out. The same restaurant and apartment complex still exist. It would not be possible today.

Since the name change high and low tide will only occur Mon-Fri 9am-5pm. Nights, weekends and holidays will be slack tide. Thankfully, hurricanes will be slow and lazy from now on.

@YoungerBolling Finally, someone with a backbone!

@_silver_boy89 That's a pretty cool nickname you have there 👍 #NATGAS

@EndWokeness Males don't play flag football.

Tails...refs already cheating. #NFL #SUPERBOWL

@Texas7Ck @angrynattybull

@enzothebaker123 @MadelnCanada 3 men with flamethrowers is the correct way to do this.

@NFLHateMemes

Willing to trade for 2 #Superbowl tickets. Nosebleed seats are unacceptable.

@Chapter49016801 @samtripoli What's the population in Alabama?

Back to 3.40 we go. #NATGAS

They're not even hiding it anymore. #NFL #CHIEFS #EAGLES #SUPERBOWL

@Grzesiek1066 Will take a little time to break $3

Has anyone else been getting strange credit karma alerts since Elon took our SSNs? I mostly certainly did not order 3 robotic sex dolls that look like Janet Reno, I only ordered two of them.

@Palmviewcapital @Sc0ttTheRobot @unusual_whales They don't

Why do prostitutes always steal the toilet paper from my hotel room?

@SCBuckwheat @brucey00 @Ruthi86426 @Coloradosearch1 @ChelseaClinton @HillaryClinton @BillClinton Those were the albino roaches. No rhythm.