@BadMedicalTakes
My grandmother, my aunt, and my pastor all had polio and none of them died. They were all crippled and needed a cane… But they didn’t die. Grandma was in an iron lung for a while. All contracted while they were children before the vaccine. No biggie though.
@MuellerSheWrote
Most women that would have to lie about their vote have had to lie about all sorts of things in their marriage. They should be able to say to their hubby with a straight face “Honey, I voted for your guy“ even though they voted their own mind. They’re used to lying.
@thejackhopkins
I’ll be more vague, I’m voting Democrat down the entire ticket. If there is a piece of moss running for president under the Democratic Party, I will be voting for a piece of moss.
@Angry_Staffer
It’s because the farmers are discing their fields when there’s a drought. I am a former farm wife. You’re supposed to have the sense not to do that when it’s so dry and windy. All your topsoil blows away
@thedigitalyenta
Women that are afraid of their husband finding out who they voted for have had to lie their entire married lives.
Should be really easy to look him in the face and say “honey I voted for your guy”
You’d go to hell faster voting for Trump than lying about not voting for him.
@TalsmaGirl67
@Angry_Staffer
That’s why I came to Twitter. I wasn’t going to watch because I can’t stand to hear his voice and I can’t stand to look at him and never mind the complete insanity that comes out of his mouth.
@Biden_My_Time
No crap! Sporting events, concerts, the women’s line is out the door. Convenience stores where you’re standing outside the women’s restroom for five minutes and there’s nobody in the men’s restroom. I’m going in
@WajahatAli
@MuellerSheWrote
The significance is not lost on old white women either. I just spent five days in Duluth escaping the heat from Omaha. Minnesota rocks! The roads are great, it’s clean, everything is well kept. A friends elderly mother lives there and said she will never move out of Minnesota now
@OffThePress1
You sound kind of desperate with this headline. Desperate Trump tells Mike Johnson to not bring the border built to a vote because it would hurt Trump in the general election.
@antifaoperative
Lots of white males would love to adopt those forced birth babies. They have such big plans for them. Or should I say tiny little plans for them.
@7Veritas4
@Nto79549105
I heard someone say to not vote early because that would give them time to realize how many votes they needed to “.make up”
What are your thoughts on that?
@ask_aubry
If you add up the letters Man and God based on their alpha numeric number you get 47. 4+7 = 11. There were 11 good disciples. 11 is a number of the chosen to sit at the right hand of God.
I just made all that shit up
@sandibachom
I always forget about that. Create chaos over here on this side so people look away from the other side-Where all the really bad stuff is happening.
@piper4missouri
My mom is 89. She recently told me that she had been married to my dad for 10 years before he put her on the checking account.
She never did have her name on the farm. After 21 years she couldn’t take it anymore and left.
@Zetetes_MS
@CatRivendell
@ask_aubry
When I lived in northeast Nebraska I dated an FBI agent for almost a year. Went to the FBI Christmas party in Omaha. Pierce County in NE at the time had the highest per capita instances of incest (1990)
@saltyliberal74
I reported Elon’s account yesterday. Can you respond back to make sure you see this? I don’t even know if anything happened to me because I’m such small potatoes.
@therobprimo1
Oh honey you can’t put on eyeliner with tremors like that. And you can’t have somebody else do it for you either with tremors like that. And you can’t have it tattooed because they would tattoo your eyes out with tremors like that
@smc429
Well, of course he is, as is the cable guy and all the blue collar comedians. Why would they be anything else? Their meat and potatoes audience members are MAGA. I went to a Ron White event in Omaha Nebraska. Flannel shirts with cut out sleeves were the number one fashion choice.
@AdamKinzinger
@NotHoodlum
All the Democrats in Omaha have mobilized and are all taking boiling pots of water and tossing them into the air to create a massive snowstorm before the Iowa caucus.
@ANNOKLA1
Just think of all the Social Security that wasn’t paid out to all the people over 65 that died from Covid. It was nearly 1,000,000 people. I would’ve thought the Republicans would’ve been really happy about that. Maybe that’s why they didn’t want us to mask up.
@levparnas
@MuellerSheWrote
@realDonaldTrump
There’s going to be a huge shit show from Trump this week because of this documentary and because of Jack Smith’s filing.
Looks like they’ll need to fake another assassination attempt with maybe JD getting nicked in the ear with fake blood.
@SenatorSlama
Shame on you. You act like your opinions and values are 100% of how Nebraska thinks and it’s not. Vote on bills that Nebraskans really care about and legislation would move forward.
@BaddCompani
Those of us that I’ve been following closely have absolutely no surprise or shock about this. We’ve known for years now this was the ultimate goal. Please dear God (atheist cliche) let this all come to light in court.
@AzPetrich
All the dads of daughters in Florida probably think this is great. Now the school gets to be the enforcer of female sexual activity. Isn’t that what Republicans are afraid of? That the schools have too much power over the family?
@ask_aubry
I remember when my son was little and I had two choices of colors. Brown or blue. Maybe brown plaid with some blue in it. When he was five I finally found some light yellow pants and it’s still my favorite photo
@trainwithtish
@DustyB122
My 88-year-old mother went to church with my brother his wife and family. No one wore masks. 3 days later mom got Covid. Thank goodness she got vaccinated so she’s not in the hospital but went to dr today.
Brother & fam think she must’ve gotten it from inside her apartment.
@Acyn
@MuellerSheWrote
Well I’m glad he’s coming around but this is what irritates me…
“There’s an alligator in the bathtub but it just hasn’t bitten me yet.” ~Dr Laura
@JournalStarNews
If you look around the crowds, you notice how many older women there are there. Older women who have or known someone who had an abortion. And know how screwed up their life would’ve been had they had to carry that fetus.
@sheryl_ratliff
@RodLacroix
I actually need to put one of these awards after almost every post. I haven’t snorted this much at a Twitter thread in a long time. 😂