Mike In Texas
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🏴☠️🏴☠️Retired. 🚫No DM’s. Biden Won. Trump Lost Deal With It. Running With Scissors Since 1954🖕 #FuckTrump 🖕 #ArrestTrumpNow 💙🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦
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It’s unfortunate that we name school shootings after the town or school where the shooting happened. We should start naming them after the Republican Senators or Representatives from that state or district.
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I haven’t had any alcohol since October 6th. May not sound like a big deal, but after a lifetime of alcohol abuse, it is.
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There is something fundamentally wrong with a society that thinks Herschel Walker, Louie Gohmert, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Greg Abbott, Donald trump, or Ron DeSantis are worthy of holding political office.
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There are rumors of a coup going on in Moscow. If that is true and Putin is ousted, who will republicans be reporting to?
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Took my old Baby Boomer Ass to the voting place today and voted for every democrat I could find.
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Donald Trump: When I’m elected, Liz Cheney will be tried before a military tribunal.
American Media: Is Biden too old to be president?
Am I the only one who thinks Donald Trump calling for televised military tribunals for his political opponents should have been a lead story on the news at least equivalent to Biden's failed debate performance?
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I don’t care how much money Hunter Biden earned as a private citizen. I do, however, care about the 640 million Ivanka trump earned while she was part of her daddy’s administration.
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I’m a Boomer and nobody wonders more about WTF happened to my generation than me. How could anyone who grew up in the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s become a trump supporter? What horrible things happened to them prior to 2016 that turned them into simple minded MAGAt’s?
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In Tennessee a 10 year old can’t read certain books because they are banned, but they can get married.
Society is crumbling right before our eyes and Republican law-makers are leading the charge.
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Did you ever notice that the countries around the world who want to see trump back in power are not our allies? There’s a reason for that. Think it through.
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If someone has to advertise daily that he’s an Alpha male, I can pretty much guarantee you he isn’t.
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I’m not part of the “tolerant left.”
I’m part of the “go fuck yourself you ignorant trump humper” left.
Hope that clears a few things up.
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Yesterday some MAGAloonian used his best 3rd grade insult on me when he told me that my dogs were my only friends.
Seriously, with friends like these two, what else could you ask for?
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This is an insult to everyone who served. This twice impeached federally indicted clown was a fucking draft dodging coward.
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On this Veterans Day let’s not forget that the former Commander-In-Chief was a 5X draft dodger who called veterans suckers and losers.
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A six year old child walks into a classroom and shoots the teacher.
Some Americans wonder how this could happen. Others have no doubt.
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Today is probably the last normal day of my life. Tomorrow I start taking a cancer drug that has some potentially nasty side-effects. I’ve been dreading this since I was first diagnosed with cancer 14 years ago. Still hoping for the best.
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Breaking: The FBI just seized Chuck Grassley’s carrier pigeons.
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I’ll take the party of Ketanji Brown Jackson, Kamala Harris, and Hillary Clinton over the party of Lauren Boebert, Marge Greene, and Sarah Palin any day.
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@JonesyDude87
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Yep. I live in Texas and I’ve seen zero evidence of a border crisis. The only crisis in Texas in Gregg Abbott.
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Ed Muskie cried and the media crucified him.
John Dean screamed and the media crucified him.
Hillary Clinton stumbled when she had pneumonia and the media crucified her.
But this loony fucker right here gets a free pass from the media.
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Don’t go to Florida. Don’t vacation in Florida. Don’t send your kids to school in Florida. Don’t buy products made in Florida. Avoid this Nazi state at all costs. Same for Texas.
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It’s should be noted that the lack of integrity exhibited by Andrea Mitchell and Katy Tur is a direct reflection on the lack of integrity of MSNBC’s upper management. Remember, just a few short weeks ago, they were all set to hire Ronna McDaniel. Get rid of these hacks.
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Say what you will about Joe Biden’s age and mental capacity, but you’ll never catch him amplifying an internet rumor about people eating cats and dogs.
Know why?
Because Joe Biden isn’t fucking nuts.
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There’s a few of us Texans who refuse to be trump humping Serfs.
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Several news outlets are foaming at the mouth because Hunter Biden’s firm raked in 11 million dollars between 2013 and 2018. Those same outlets have yet to mention that Jared and Ivanka raked in 640 million while working directly for trump.
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My 40 year old son-in-law passed away after a hellacious year long battle with colon cancer last night. He was a good man and his memory will be cherished by this family forever.
Go easy, Mike. We’ll make sure Jackie gets through this.
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If you voted for trump in 2016, you’re a sucker.
If you voted for him in 2020 after his disastrous presidency, you hate America and have no moral compass.
If you plan to vote for him in 2024, you’re a complete psychopath.
Seek professional help.
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Dear
@MSNBC
Any news organization worth a damn would fire Katy Tur(d) before the day is over with. This should be the journalistic kiss of death right here.
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@FrankSowa1
@LadyDonalee
Since he’s been a total idiot since birth, I’m not sure you could tell if he had additional brain damage.
But yeah, he wasn’t shot. The whole thing is just another trump grift.
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I’m at an urgent care facility with a killer case of food poisoning. Been going on for 4 days now. Never going to eat at Chipotle again.
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The bigger question for me is why did republicans in the House go from being in chaos to voting unanimously for a relatively unknown like Mike Johnson?
Something is just not adding up.
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Our not quite 41 year old son-in-law was put into hospice care yesterday. My heart is breaking for my daughter and it’s so difficult not being able to “fix it” for her. When something is so fucked up even your dad can’t fix it, things are really fucked up.
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What in the chicken fried fuck is going on with his hair???
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I’m old enough to remember when the people who are still supporting Donald trump thought Jane Fonda was a traitor.
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Breaking News: My wife has given me a free pass to use the “C-word” any time I’m referring to Marjorie Taylor Green.
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I’ve seen several reports this morning about Biden announcing he’s running for president again and the likelihood that he will be running against trump. Every report mentions Biden’s age, but none of them mentioned trump’s criminal activity.
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Sometimes I try to figure out what sort of mental illness Brigette must be suffering from. I mean it has to be some kind of mental illness, right? Nothing else could make a person this ignorant.
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Kyle Rittenhouse is worried about his future. Apparently being a murderer is not paying the bills.
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Fool who can’t get over losing an election tells parents of slaughtered children to get over it.
Trump on Iowa’s deadly school shooting yesterday: It’s horrible but we have to get over it
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God I can’t wait for the day when we never have to look at or hear from this scumbag and his baby scumlets any more.
THAT will be the day that America Becomes Great Again!
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Don’t worry Colorado. If the Supreme Court rules in favor of the Insurrectionist, just do what Texas has done and ignore the ruling. Fuck the Supreme Court. Most of the judges are illegitimate AF anyway. Keep trump off the ballot.
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100% agree that he should not be buried at Arlington. Someone should introduce a bill calling for him to be buried in an unmarked trash dump like the incompetent mobster he is.
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@RepClayHiggins
What an odd statement coming from someone who belongs to the party of America’s Super Victim. Pathetic even for someone as subservient as you.
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@donwinslow
That’s bad, but no one has been able to arrest the clown who planned the whole thing either. That’s even more embarrassing.
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@KatiePavlich
For the same reasons taxpayers are forced to foot the bill for security for a convicted felon/adjudicated rapist.
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@elonmuskADO
There’s nothing beautiful about a convicted felon, a pole dancer, and Justin Trudeau’s son.
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@ARealP8triot
My wife and I put up political signs in a heavy populated MAGAt area. They tore them up almost nightly so we started putting them in the windows facing the street. I’m not doing it to convert them. I just enjoy pissing them off.
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Assuming all the major networks will cover this because they live to boost “The Donald,” allow me to save you the trouble of watching:
Trump’s going to tell a bunch of enormous lies and then he will spend the rest of the time campaigning under the guise of a news conference.
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@RealMartyT7
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I stopped watching the show a long time ago. I thought I might start watching again after NBC announced it was giving the show to Welker, but after I heard about her interview with trump, I wrote the show off for good. They’re just selling advertising space now.
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Even though Ayatollah Mike Johnson wants to reimagine the J6 terrorist attacks, let’s not forget what actually happened and the role of the man that is responsible for the six people who died.
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@meiselasb
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I find it easy to throw decorum out the window when it comes to trump. The rules don’t apply to him.
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@ElenaCardone
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Were you aware that you can’t use GoFundMe for the defense of certain types of criminal cases, or have you just taken a page out of The trump Family Book of Fraud & Other Financial Shenanigans?
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Just look at them. They’re congratulating each other for blocking a bill that would help our veterans. They’re not even Americans any more.
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@thejackhopkins
If Elon was dumb enough to pay 44 billion for Twitter, how much would he give trump to bail him out.
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If trump didn’t “fight” for these guys, what in the French fried fuck makes you think he’s fighting for the rest of you MAGA clowns?
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Trump is certainly going to have a lot of “rigged elections” to whine about tomorrow.
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This video is especially important right now because if trump was president at this moment, he’d be in Moscow servicing Vlad’s unit. Thank the Gods for Joe Biden.
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@RepDonaldsPress
That’s the problem Byron. She’s 100% correct but there are too many imbeciles in this country that think the MAGA exodus from reality is somehow normal. It’s not.
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The photo on the left caused outrage among many Americans when Jane Fonda visited Vietnam in 1972. Many of the same people who were upset by that photo voted for the dumb SOB in the photo on the right.
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When Griffin posted that picture of trump, he responded:
"Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11-year-old son Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!"
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I’m old enough to remember when America had great conservative minds like William F. Buckley Jr. Even if you didn’t agree with his point of view, he could argue it eloquently.
Now conservatives have Kid Rock and the My Pillow Guy.
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@RickChapterTwo
If trump gets any presidential immunity at all after hearing all this crap, it’s time to burn the whole thing to the ground and start over. It can’t be fixed.
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Elon Musk is what would happen if Donald trump and Mike Lindell could have a child together.
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@RonFilipkowski
Is he doing some kind of Memorial Day cosplay thing because normally he just calls vets suckers and losers and moves on.
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Kyle Rittenhouse is just another George Zimmerman or OJ Simpson. Getting away with murder is not the ticket to stardom he thinks it is.
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Ironically, we never needed to Make America Great Again until trump spent 4 years fucking up everything about it.
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What in the Chicken Fried f*ck is this sphincter-mouthed shit gibbon wearing on his head now?
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@thomaskaine5
That’s excellent news. His presidency was “mentally torturing” to every single real American.
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@Amy_Siskind
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He’s really stupid about nearly everything. The only thing he’s any good at is selling Chinese made red hats to morons.
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872 days without alcohol today.
Sobriety is not for the faint of heart.
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@NBCNews
Before the Biden administration?
You mean like…during the trump administration.
Say it. Say his fucking name. This happened during the trump administration. Stop tiptoeing around the Hitler reboot FFS.
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If you want to see a “migrant invasion” in Texas, just drive out to any major road or building construction project and you will see almost exclusively migrant workers. Texans hate migrants until it’s time to build something using cheap and efficient labor.
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@GregAbbott_TX
You were going to eliminate rape….remember that? How’s that going?
Also, you were going to fix the grid. Have you taken care of that?
So tell us about that whole “pure politics and hypocrisy” thing, Mr Jade Helm.
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Today, while many Americans will be setting their clocks back one hour, the newly elected Ayatollah Of The House (AOTH), will be setting the calendar back 100years.
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Suddenly, the idea of a civil war seems like a good idea.
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When I voted in the 2020 election, I voted against Donald trump. In 2024, I’ll still be voting against trump and everything he stands for, but even more importantly, I’ll be voting FOR Joe Biden.
The man has done more to earn my vote than any president in my lifetime.
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@Liz_Wheeler
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I’ve been here for a long time and have never seen any child porn or hashtags here.
Maybe you need to vet the people you follow more carefully. Sounds like some of your friends are into some sick stuff.
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If for some reason Biden doesn’t run in 2024, I would love to see Gavin Newsom and Gretchen Whitmer run. Both seem more than willing to take the fight to the MAGA crowd and both have been successful governors.
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@JHockenbrough
One thing is very clear. Republican messaging (indoctrination) is very effective. That’s every single Republican talking point in one letter.
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The most difficult thing to wrap my head around is that American taxpayers are actually giving up part of their hard earned money to provide this ignorant SOB with Secret Service protection.
He doesn’t deserve it. Not even remotely.
Trump: They’re poisoning the blood of country.. They poison mental institutions and prisons all over the world not just in South America… but all over the world they’re coming into our country from Africa, from Asia
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Say what you will about Nixon, Clinton, Bush, or any other American president, but none of them publicly sided with our enemies over his own staff and intelligence agencies.
Trump did.
We can never let that simple minded fucker back in the White House again.
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I’m not a paranoid conspiracy theorist, but the apparent alignment of Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, Middle Eastern terrorist groups, and American domestic terrorists (MAGAt’s) should be setting off some alarm bells somewhere.
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@Hillsdale
Far less concerned about DOJ weaponization than I am about a president trying to overturn an election, stealing classified documents, paying prostitutes, threatening Judges and legal clerks, and telling citizens he plans to be a dictator when re-elected.
You should be too.
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Give DC statehood.
Legalize pot nationwide.
Remove the social security tax cap.
Codify Roe v. Wade.
Jail trump.
Tax the rich.
Supreme Court Ethics oversight.
Impeach Clarence Thomas.
Expand the Supreme Court.
Ban assault weapons.
Term limits.
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The Watergate scandal of the early 70’s seems like child’s play when compared to modern day Republican criminality.
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I want to see a full list of trump’s accomplishments right here:
I’ll go first.
He was really good at selling red hats to morons.
Your turn.
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@joncoopertweets
Bitter washed up actors tend to gravitate toward bitter washed up reality TV hosts/insurrectionist organizer/incompetent former presidents.
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@serena_patriot
Doesn’t bother me. People like Franklin Graham, Joel Osteen, and Greg Locke have turned Christianity into a complete joke. They will hasten the demise of that religion. Not me.
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For those complaining about high gas prices, here’s a fun fact for you. Oil company profits are up more than 300% compared to this time last year. Thank your Republican “leaders” in congress for voting against a price gouging bill.
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Take back the Medal Of Freedom given to Jim Jordan and Rush Limbaugh and give them to Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. They earned them. Jordan and Limbaugh didn’t.
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@PrincessBravato
@PatriciaSterne
100% agree with you. It was a WWE inspired staged event that went horribly wrong and innocent people died. It was all for a photo op. A functioning country would have his ass in prison by now.
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@Mollyploofkins
Well that’s one way to look at it Marge.
Another way is that like millions of Americans everywhere, he has no use for your caterwauling and political theater.
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@krassenstein
@PaulaMeehan12
They started this nonsense yesterday and now it has a life of its own. The whole MAGA movement is like a Petri dish filled with pure ignorance.
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