I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and he said to me, "I could marry you!" I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.
For those who got their panties twisted over my marriage proposal joke - I take marriage very seriously, so STOP judging people you don't know in the guise of religion. My husband passed away when my kids were babies and I raised them to be good, moral people. Also, bite me!
Hey y'all, I can't sleep. I have shoulder replacement surgery in the morning. I know this is a common procedure, but not gonna lie...I have some anxiety going on. Prayers and good thoughts appreciated! Also, please feel free to talk me a joke. 💕💯
I can't believe we don't have world peace after changing the name of pancake boxes and syrup bottles. Maybe making Mr Potato Head gender neutral will be the key! Thoughts?