@OrangeBlackTeal He would nail it

@GovKathyHochul @AGPamBondi You can’t operate a sanctuary city AND say you’re protecting the citizens.

They’re just taking a step or two back where they were before they decided to put their racism on full display. I hope they’re caught and shut down.

@DrunkRepub

@endearingcharms I’d eat two. Maybe three.

@RpsAgainstTrump How distressing this must be for you.

$300 million worth of medications are sitting on pallets about to expire thanks to Trump's effort to gut foreign aid. These drugs would've prevented people from going blind from a preventable tropical disease—Donald Trump would rather waste them in an East African warehouse.

Got a haircut, good until next year..

@IleanaCeausescu Nitemarish

@ToryLaPrath @SatMatHost @Jewtastic @ZenfinityDesign @mhenrylaw1 @geotexasjew @ArieFriedman @AvrahamAdler @freejdvfl @JudeanRebel @bearshrugged @janinefrompgh @0ryuge @stgoalie1 @mexmama71 @Brash_1 @IleanaCeausescu @LElias94141 @Le_Gaul @Torquat28352878 @Taxpayers1234

RT @OrangeBlackTeal: 🚨🚨🚨Hey friends, I'll be appearing at The Great Theatre on February 22, 12PM in San Francisco alongside some very funny…

Kitchen islands are basically ergonomic tables designed for eating waffles straight from the toaster. I don’t have time to use a plate and sit down at the table.

I’d rather let a bacterial infection consume my eyeballs than view a second of that

@BuzzPatterson He’s in his own special category

@Riley_Gaines_ One step closer to Idiocracy had she won.

@Torquat28352878 @SatMatHost @Jewtastic @ZenfinityDesign @mhenrylaw1 @geotexasjew @ArieFriedman @AvrahamAdler @freejdvfl @JudeanRebel @bearshrugged @janinefrompgh @0ryuge @stgoalie1 @mexmama71 @Brash_1 @IleanaCeausescu @LElias94141 @Le_Gaul @ToryLaPrath @Taxpayers1234 10 kilogram beef brisket.

@TheNorthWoods11 @BasedMikeLee It will be more like $25-30K, but yes, we want it

Yes