Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
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Joined January 2019
The House controlled by the GOP. The Senate controlled by the GOP. The White House occupied by P45. The SCOTUS tilted so far right that Clarence is the liberal wing. If the next two years don't damage the republic significantly, please throw this tweet back at me.
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I don't understand all the negativity around this. I personally think it's gonna be dope.
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"100% of 18% of the time it works 100% every time"
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The lands on P45's shopping list appear to be getting worse: Started with Greenland Then went for Canada Then went for parts of Panama Then went for Gaza Is Pripyat, Ukraine next? Elon famously does not believe in radiation and could maybe recommend it?
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Calm down. It's just an ancient fertility symbol. And the 'HH' letters refers to 'Hail Harvest', it has nothing to do with Supreme German leaders.
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Apparently Kanye is no longer on X. It's not clear if he is refunding his Cybertrucks, though.
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TECH UPDATE: PlayStation Network have been down for hours. Hopefully Elon Musk's Diablo IV session can be successfully resumed later.
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These statements from the human formerly known as The Taylor Swift Award Interrupter makes me think that he is preparing to run for president (again).
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Some say this is just a taste of the sanctions we will see if the ICC starts meddling in country club regulations and manila envelope letter deliveries to pen pals in North Korea and Russia.
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When you 'hand over' a territory to another country, do you get a gift receipt? Asking for a friend in charge of a power in the Middle East.
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How to remove the 'Deep State' Step 1: Replace it with a Derp State That's it, done.
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Even though we live in strange times, Don Jr. doing his best to endanger already endangered species is a constant that never seems to change.
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Is there an exception in international law where it's not deemed ethnic cleansing if the area is turned into a resort after removing the population from the land?
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🎵 Those lands are my lands, all lands are my lands From Panam Channel to the Greenland island From the Gaza ruins to the Golf club steakhouse All lands belong to only me 🎵
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