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Hello, I'm Punchy. I stream games and speedruns, primarily horror and weird games. You may have seen me at events! Thank you for watching!
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El Salvador has made a declaration of nationwide mourning for Akira Toriyama and I do not know what stronger legacy you could aspire to as an artist than several governments and actual world leaders on multiple different continents commemorating you in this fashion.
El Salvador se une al luto por la partida del reconocido artista Akira Toriyama, creador de Dragon Ball.
Ante esta irreparable pérdida, nuestra nación reconoce la invaluable contribución de Toriyama al mundo del manga y la cultura popular.
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currently thinking about how two people styled so hard in a video game they culturally overwrote the actual dance routine of California Girls with a random emote from a DLC pack for a now largely defunct game
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nintendo brained people are wild, man. that is a sheep. have you seen a sheep.
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if anyone's wondering what precisely has compelled Unity to try and racketeer the entire developer ecosystem reliant on it, I have a pretty good theory.
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i love that the world's most used search engine now just says completely wrong and insane shit any time you look for anything. this is a great direction for that piece of software to go in.
Love it when Google suggests a question you never would have thought of asking yourself and teaches you something that you're going to be thinking about for the rest of your life.
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if y'all wanna know the sort of shit I deal with moderating community discords
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KH stans preparing to flood y'alls timelines over the next week be like
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Thrilling discourse going on in the Melty Blood steam forums
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"we are trying to start a decentralised, open social media"
FORUMS. YOU ARE DESCRIBING FORUMS. THAT IS WHAT WE DID AND HAD BEFORE THE INTERNET BECAME THREE WEBSITES.
TECH BROS LOVE TO INVENT THINGS THAT ALREADY EXIST AND CALL THEM SHIT LIKE "BLUESKY"
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"sir we can't keep using CBT to mean closed beta test everyone keeps laughing at us"
"alright I'll think of something"
the something:
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seems difficult to remake in america since part of the movie is predicated on the existence of a robust rail network
The hugely successful South Korean zombie thriller Train to Busan is getting a US remake!
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really is funny how thunderously approving the response has been to KH coming to Steam. instantly has generated twice as much Engagement as its initial epic release despite it being three years later.
gamers are famously bad at boycotts but they *really* just don't buy from Epic
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thinking about how Dead Rising 2, a game with a fictional drug that prevents zombification and a story that acted as a critique of american health care, positioned its in-game anti-zombie drug at the ludicrously high price of $300 a dose.
this is cheaper than insulin is now.
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you cannot type "scam" or "hideo kojima" into the silent hill ascension chat but you can drop a hard R.
just in case you were wondering how things are going with that
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learned today that the reason for the trend of comedically long light novel/isekai anime titles largely derives from the fact the fanfic website where most of this stuff is initially published doesn't display a description, so people just have to double up in the title.
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"xenoblade 3 has had its release date pushed forward to late july"
..huh. that's weird. what prompts someone to want to move the release date of a game forward?
"breaking news: nintendo of america violates workers right to unionise and investigation is pending"
ahhhhh.
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KH3 confirmed to have actual NPCs in its hub worlds.
Let's enjoy this shot of simpler times.
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if you google "valorant skins" the first three results tell a story all by themselves
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personally I hope hoyoverse tells them to jump off a bridge and initiates litigation and like do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up for me to be willing to take hoyoverse's side on something.
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gonna start reposting this everytime game streaming gets brought up at any conference
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giving TLOU2 "best direction" reads like tacit validation of overworking your employees to a ridiculous extent in the name of "art"
like not even just, best narrative, or best music or w/e.
best **direction**
like this is it. this is how we want games to be made.
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my experience on this website dramatically improved when I unfollowed most speedrunners and followed more furries
speedrunners are dull centrists who only fuck in the missionary position, furries are aggressive socialists who have fucked in six ways I've never thought of
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this musing brought to you by me having one of my "where does this dance routine *actually* come from" episodes after seeing someone do it in a tiktok
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this is why critikal should probably keep his speedrun contests to games that are older or obscure beyond all reason because picking reasonably popular current games opens up the floor to the possibility that its creators are weirdly precious and annoying
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Pro Valorant player takes photo of himself sitting on arcade cabinet. Already kind of stupid.
Problem: The cabinet he has chosen to park his ass on is extremely rare, like as in, "there are only 2 known to be working in public in Japan"
The QRTs are displeased.
Time to Pave The Way in the Playoffs! Thank you everyone who supported us throughout the group stage!
오늘 경기의 승리로 플레이오프에 진출하였습니다! 응원해주신 팬분들에게 진심으로 감사드립니다!
#DRXWIN
#PaveTheWay
#VALORANTMasters
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No matter the inflated bullshit cost of adding a disc drive to your next gen system, you should not buy a digital only console. You will spend more money long term.
Allow me to illustrate very simply, why.
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final fantasy 10 is a game where a professional water polo player disrespects organized religion, ponders many orbs and generally acts like a profound weirdo to everyone he meets
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them changing that awkward as shit ledge to these stairs in the dead rising remake is hilarious. love that change. an ancient evil, defeated.
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@wolftendo
"wolftendo"
come the fuck on man. I can't write anything funnier than what people with terminal nintendo brain just do normally.
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I clutch my gamer stick and angrily bellow into my CRT at the Windows 10 Start Menu
A universal frustration, I'm sure.
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this dude got more jail time and a heftier fine for posting footage of an over decade-old video game than Nobuhiro Watsuki got for possession of an ungodly amount of child porn.
deranged ruling
Kadokawa took a dude to court for posting condensed summary/spoiler edits of, among other things, a certain Steins;gate game, & he's been sentenced to 2 yrs prison (5-year suspended sentence) & a ¥1M fine🇯🇵 this is the first-ever conviction for sharing unauthorised game footage
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i hate that I can't get more frequent ports of PS1 games to modern platforms because nob gobblers like this exist in large enough quantities that they meaningfully impact review scores
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No game development anecdote will ever be as badass as the producer of 428: Shibuya Scramble explaining that they had to dodge cops in order to shoot the material they needed to make the game.
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bruh someone actually completed a full ring fit any% run on max difficulty what the fuck
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I have not found a more obnoxious take about Pop Team Epic than "memes in anime format"
fuck this trend of calling jokes "memes", it's a fucking comedy anime. Jokes. They are called jokes. Or skits. Or bits. Whatever. Fuck you.
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People say this because of the length of cutscenes in Kojima games but he's also one of the few game designers who took away the right things from his film obsessions because god knows the metal gear games had cutscene direction like a full decade ahead of their time
I see the 'Kojima just wants to make movies' memes are spinning up again.
Him and his team make the most videogame-ass videogames about. They are so packed with interactive systems that most players don't know half of them. Death Stranding made WALKING into a technical challenge
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that one friend who is always positive no matter the situation
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I can't name a single creator that has been active in my lifetime with Toriyama's sheer and truly universal acclaim, transcending every cultural and linguistic barrier in the process. It just isn't something you see.
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i feel like this is the fighting game equivalent of morbius getting a second theatrical run due to memes
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He will be available soon along with character stories and battle stages!
Please look forward to further news!
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#MBTL
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harmonix has found a cunning way to get someone else to foot the bill for rock band 4 controllers and all they had to do was merge with fortnite like a kind of Faustian bargain
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i think getting the other person sent to prison is like, the all-time ratio. like we can close the website now, Greta has clearly won whatever game it was we were supposed to be playing here.
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It's funny how Sakurai's intended point here was "game balanced, actually" when in reality it actually illuminates why Smash games have pretty horrible balance on average.
garbage in, garbage out, after all!
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banned this guy like. months back. they came back on an alt and didn't post for ages then suddenly burst into a tirade about why it's fine for them to do that if Spielberg can do it in Indiana Jones movies
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cool so YouTube has decided to remove anyone's ability to contribute translations for anything. Fantastic!
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basically imagine if a novelist had to title their work under the same restrictions as a youtube video. that's why its like that. explains a few things doesn't it.
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I know the PC versions of the master collection seem to be a bit barebones but I would like to give a wedgie to everyone posting "you could just emulate these!" because you absolutely could not, these games are wack on either ps2 *or* ps3 emulator. stop just saying shit.
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I PLAYED THE SCRABBLE BATTLE ROYALE GAME AND THE FIRST ROUND SOMEONE KILLS ME WITH THE WORD "GAY" ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
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>foam in Foamstars is a bodily fluid
why on god's green earth would you write that. i cannot accept the idea that someone sat down and was like "they should excrete it, they should squeeze the foam out of their bodies like a sponge" and they were not wrestled away from the desk
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final fantasy x-2 is a game in which a former nun reinvents herself as Everyone Else's Problem to pursue her late boyfriend's VHS tapes
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there doesn't seem to be like, *any* moderation or obscenity filtering at all so like open this thing and you will immediately be blasted with every slur known to the english language.
but you can't post kojima
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Groove Coaster arcade is ending content updates for now for what might be the funniest reason I've heard for an arcade music game to end updates:
they (very likely) filled the cabinet's hard drive. they have no more room to push updates to.
【大切なお知らせ】
アーケード版『#グルーヴコースター 』について今後の運営に関する大切なお知らせの動画を公開しました。
ご視聴はこちらから➡
どうぞよろしくお願いいたします。
#グルコス
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shoutouts to ghost trick fans for like, actually showing up for their game's re-release lol.
like I'd be willing to bet money this game has sold better on Steam alone than it ever sold on the DS at this point.
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i'm not like trying to warn anyone or something I have no fucking idea who this weirdo is really, it's just funny. fucking weird people be out here trying to be in community spaces lol
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lol at Discord killing off music bots so they can implement a worse version of them natively so Google can you show you ads
no shared fun allowed in the tech dystopia
scoop: Discord is partnering with YouTube to integrate videos into its chat app. This new feature lets Discord users watch or listen to YouTube videos together, and comes weeks after YouTube forced two popular Discord music bots offline. Full details here:
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lab zero appears to be the most currently visible game dev example of how a diverse group of talented professional effort can be completely squandered by one mediocre dude at the helm
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the thing most emblematic of the purely joyous spirit of We Love Katamari is that it's original japanese box art is literally just a photo of the namco office with what are, I assume, the staff of the game posing with signs. Like, who else would go with this?
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i piss on these awards, TLOU2's crunch being so well documented should've DQ'ed it from the fucking running for "Best Direction" of all things. Crunch is objectively a failure of direction.
but no, western industry must continue to suck itself off
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because, much like MGS2, it was completely right about everything but it took about a decade before everyone realized it
i never understood Metal Gear Rising's SUDDENT rise in popularity in the 2020s, like...WHY DID IT COMEBACK?
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kind of weird reading comments/QRTs on that ff7 cait sith post from people who don't seem to realize that gaelic is a real language and sqex aren't an authority on it. not to be overly serious but idk if many realize the point of contention isn't like an aeris/aerith thing.
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In case you needed another reason to hate Konami, they own a patent on the concept on displaying whether or not you hit a note early or late in a rhythm game and that's why DJMax Respect had to delete it from the PS4 version and the PC version never included it to start with
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people seem to forget quite readily that the Dead Rising games actually had a pretty strong political message at their cores, but I think about them a lot.
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i do think it's very funny how Legends Arceus is framed around a narrative of "back then, the pokeymans were terrifying!!" and then the game presents you a beach of like five of these goofsters who just roll around, smile at you and are totally docile
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Pardon me to be serious but one thing I'm not sure overseas people get, particularly Americans, is that J.K Rowling's influence on anti-trans discourse in the UK is pretty serious. It's not just "shitty author bad opinion", her bad opinions have a very real effect on the public.
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@zastier
because you wouldn't and this is a lie lol. try actually emulating MGS2/3 and get back to me
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i appreciate your spirit, namdai banco but that might actually be worse
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everyone is QRTing this with like really normal and well received JRPGs because they are well adjusted people but imo they are missing a golden opportunity to put people through some absolutely heinous software, make yourself just absolutely not worth it.
if we are going to date first u have to beat my seven evil jrpgs they are only 30-90 hours long each here babe ill link u the neoseeker walkthroughs
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I only have a vague grasp as to the particulars of this but it sort of seems bad that like, one of the global powerhouses of esports is just Gone from the entire website like that??
so now all that stuff just disappears into The Korean Internet (realistically afreecatv or smth)
Twitch is ending support for ALL streaming in South Korea, effective February 27, 2024.
In a letter to Korean streamers, Dan Clancy says, "We will work to help Twitch streamers in Korea move their communities to alternative livestreaming services."
#TwitchNews
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cookie clicker's speedrun leaderboard has the best rules. You can really see the years of people trying to be smart-asses reflected in it.
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Someone's done a bunch of deep diving into how RE2Make does damage and has discovered two things that are asinine:
- zombie health isn't random, just every zombie has its own individual health pool, they just vary
- WHERE YOU SHOOT A ZOMBIE DOES NOT MATTER IT ALL DOES THE SAME
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i thought understanding modern tech was supposed to make me cool and able to keep up with the times but all that happens is that I read shit like "lindsay lohan is selling NFTs of her fursona" and take irrecoverable psychic damage
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to be clear this was not a cue to do mihoyo/gacha apologism in my replies. that is not a viewpoint worthy of taking seriously, please do not stump for the most successful systematic exploitation of vulnerable people in the entire medium, thanks.
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like you can make of that what you will but this is pretty much the only example I can think of where when people say they're not gonna buy a thing because of [whatever perceived inconvenience] they actually seem to mean it. it just passively becomes true.
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Research over the years has conclusively proven the best fighting game stages are always a moonlit grassy field. We've solved this one.
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it's tempting to make fun of fortnite players flabbergasted by rhythm games playing the festival mode game mode but honestly I think I'd rather the kids first experience with the genre be Harmonix's chart team than whatever the hell is going on with friday night funkin lol
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when it comes to "is the UK racist", I think about the rapper Stormzy and how when asked that question he replied "100%" and several prominent media personalities told him to "go back home if he doesn't like it here"
stormzy was born in the same city I was. but he's black, so.
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ok but the man had proof at every step of the way and every turn of his story and had absolutely no incentive to publicly lie about any of it. id Software had a reddit post and absolutely every reason to lie so forgive me if I don't find this words.png very convincing.
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like the data gathered from Smash Ultimate's absurd online experience where the ruleset isn't even consistent is of course, going to be a bunch of random noise, so no shit it doesn't show much meaningful difference between characters.
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The short version appears to be that Arkane and Tango were closed simply because they were the studios that most recently shipped? So they closed them before they could start any new projects to cut costs.
absurd justification, deeply rotten decision making
NEW:
- Xbox still isn't done cutting costs, sent voluntary buyout offers to some Zenimax staff
- Why were Arkane Austin and Tango Gameworks closed? Bad timing, perhaps
- Activision purchase has ramped up scrutiny on Xbox
And much more - here's my latest:
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centrists make poor speedrunners because they always think better times aren't possible
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steam: we're kicking blockchain and NFT games off our service
us: Oh, is it because they're effectively scams and massively damaging to the environment?
steam: no it's because we can't get a cut
us: O-oh. Well. Good enough?
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