Don't book us for interviews if you can't handle the truth.

@JohnOxley777 @Spotify Thanks John! :D

RT @JohnOxley777: Open @Spotify And check out this brilliant ( New EP. Instant Gratification, If Not Sooner. By » Substandards « @Substanda…

A little live video from our gig supporting April Tapes the other day! Substandards - Living On Your Own (Live from Hallamshire Hotel)

thanks for all the scratch on STREAMS! :D

RT @TaliDjackson: My third single Jacket is out now! This one’s for all the @AvrilLavigne stans out there. Go show some love to the track🥰…

3:13. The Substandards ratio. About how long it takes to get a PG Tips tasting good. Fling on our sexy songs when you next make a cuppa. You'll probably rock out too hard and smash your mug on the floor.

I'm afraid I just Blue myself!! @bluthquotes

therapist: tall Jamie can't hurt you... Tall Jamie:

Roku city. Scary but cool vibes 😧 Godzilla and a robot fighting? Wouldn't want it where I live, but I respect those who do 👍🏼 #firstpost #roku