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@StvshBandicoot

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I’m just here so I won’t get fined | ima update my media when a nigga feel like it | 777🎞

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@StvshBandicoot
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4 years
The face. The waves.
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Nigga who tf is this?
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If yall met at summer camp yall definitely should
@raibaeee
raibae ☆
7 months
yall think we need to take a dna test?
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@StvshBandicoot
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6 years
A wise man once said “Always gon’ be a bitch that’s badder out there on the tours, But you ain’t gon’ be happy till you love yours”🤷🏾‍♂️
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5 years
Hearing your partner say “We” and “Us” when talking about future plans🥵
@soffiadelgado
Sofi Delgado
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Bomboclaat.
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“Did you hear me?” My deaf ass: Yea “What I say then” Me:
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5 years
Black people don’t never put the mf water up. Got a whole 40 pack sitting somewhere on the kitchen floor😂😂
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My son would’ve took the punch for the lawsuit. We don’t fumble bags around here.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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Dad instincts are UNDEFEATED
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5 years
Aye drop these again.... I got my own money now
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5 years
Seeing how lenient my parents have become with my younger sibling after whooping my ass all childhood...
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5 years
I’ll be damned if I’m trynna get some sleep just to hear her ass scream “AND1 stupid bitch!...PERIODT”
@WomensHoops_USA
Women’s Hoops Network
6 years
THE WNBA IS BEING ADDED TO 2K THE WNBA IS BEING ADDED TO 2K THE WNBA IS BEING ADDED TO 2K THE WNBA IS BEING ADDED TO 2K THE WNBA IS BEING ADDED TO 2K Yes you read that right! 🙌🏼
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@StvshBandicoot
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Chill before I choke yo ass🤣 Her:..................”ImaLikeIt”
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5 years
Me doing pointless shit at work to waste time
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When I say “😗” this is what I mean... not no mf “😘”
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@StvshBandicoot
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4 years
In a black household... This means the kitchen is CLOSED😂
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@StvshBandicoot
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5 years
Me putting myself on to new music:
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@StvshBandicoot
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1 year
Y’all gotta do single photos wit these lmao I thought you had one of the most solid transitions cuh
@mudmillionaire
kenpachi🗡
1 year
HS Now
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5 years
Ain’t no “talking stage”. We either trying this, or we ain’t.
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@StvshBandicoot
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Listened to some of the most classic tracks on here first.
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5 years
A cartoon with a black protagonist, both successful black parents, and relatable black home-life situations. This is why I love Craig Of The Creek.
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@StvshBandicoot
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5 years
When I already have on headphones in but people still insist on mouthing words at me...
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4 years
When you’re just expressing what’s bothering you, and they play victim and turn it into and argument
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6 years
When i say “Relax”, I am 100% always referring to this.
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5 years
I choked my girl and this mf choked ME BACK......I’m pregnant
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5 years
If I sent the last Goodnight text... The Goodmorning text is on you
@I_DontCheat
꒦꒷ET꒷꒦
5 years
Bombaclaat?
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5 years
Nobody: You niggas: IM MOVING IN SILENCE!! AYE! YALL SEE ME MOVING QUIETLY! IM MAKING THESE SILENT MOVES NIGGA!!
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5 years
Life Hack- Just keep fucking the girl that really makes you happy, so when she shows you sum shit like this, you can be proud instead of bringing up the “demons you’re still fighting”...
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5 years
I can smell the nicotine.
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@StvshBandicoot
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6 years
DO NOT let “Contagious” come through those speakers around me😂😂‼️
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5 years
Idc how horny I am, I’m not downloading no porn app.
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6 years
“Nah, you look like you have hoes😴” Me:
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2 years
Take us back off
@CrocodileCam
Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻
2 years
Lemme put y’all on right quick. Thank me later 🤝🏽
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5 years
Words can’t explain how serious I took this damn cartoon😂😭
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5 years
Texting first was never the problem, Feeling like I was forcing a conversation outta you was.
@StoneyFlare
Less Is More out now!!!
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Bomboclaat.
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5 years
Girl: Yea we’re definitely gonna link one day. Thirsty niggas: “🤪🤪🤪” Girls in their group chat:
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5 years
I’m actin out this summer... Like a whore If you will.
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I ran my fingers through her twist-out.... this girl almost beat my ass
@linaashokry
Curly Daisy👩🏽‍🦱
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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8 months
Tht ball was meant to miss cuz even God knew she was going crazy
@NazhierSmith
Nazhier💋
8 months
When you’re too cunt for them to take
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5 years
When you go over your cousins house and you gotta help clean the mess you didn’t help make...
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@StvshBandicoot
BEAR⏳
10 months
I’m beating niggas ass for this shoe. I want the whole 2012 experience
@JustFreshKicks
JustFreshKicks
10 months
Nike Air Foamposite One "Galaxy" Returning Summer 2024 🌌
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4 years
You do not need to ask if you can call or pull-up. You got a premium subscription
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Bomboclaat
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5 years
Me trying to help others with their personal issues while still failing to deal with my own
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L’Haïtien 🇭🇹🇫🇷
5 years
Bomboclaat
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6 years
Some of yall never watched this movie before and it shows...
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7 months
@fkaken_tori she claimed they weren’t related & only knew eachother for a week BUT I know Twitches when I see Twitches
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5 years
Unpopular Opinion: The KD 6 is a REAL undefeated shoe tbh.
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5 years
This nigga took his kids to Hooters and captured one helluva photo😂
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This nigga KD got Traphouse carpet hair💀
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5 years
If somebody else touching you, I sure as hell won’t.
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This white dude came in Lil Cesar’s just spazzing and ran out... me and this random black dude just gave each other “The look”😂
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6 years
Peeing after sex be like:
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5 years
Ion even know you BUT If nobody has told you this today, I’m proud of you bruhbruh. Like on some real shit💯
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Deep deep (not that deep) down, I KNOW who this dog should belong to.
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This Is REALLY how I learned to mind my fucking business and not be a nosy mf😭🤦🏾‍♂️
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.....Periodtt😂😂
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@xotwodrai It is, we due for another Parent Trap
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5 years
Trying to explain to everyone in the house that if they washed their dish as soon as they were finished... It wouldn’t be any dishes in the sink
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6 years
Nobody: *Me showing my parents my newly reorganized room*
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Listening to an old song that brings back great memories just to remember you’ll never live that same memory again.
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All I’m saying is an adult, most the ass-whoopings I got…I can definitely say I deserved😭😭
@juliethardt
J Girl
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What's your opinion on hitting your child as a punishment? 🤔
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I think about this video and how shook she was a lot😂😂
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Her: “omg I hate the sound of a mf brushing his hair” Me: *Not giving a fuck*
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When she sits down and her thighs do that spreading thing🤤
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After her ass stops cuddling me to hop on 2k wit her 2k hoes
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5 years
The most iconic cartoons are produced from this network.
@cdorianholloway
Dorian Holloway
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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My short ass when I find my Amazonian queen😂
@indinaryus
Cat Father
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@craveable_ This could be us
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This...THIS video right here definitely deserves to be the museum.
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These gorillas don’t fuck wit the rain, Just pay attention to their faces as they’re leaving😂😂😂
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Sex is coo but have you ever asked a person WHY they like you and they give you REAL reasons with depth and substance🥵
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Someone asked how many Duran’s I have...I’m just say, ALOT😅
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5 years
iCloud storage should be free then, since y’all wanna keep adding mf cameras
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6 years
My Waves has damn near been through it all😭
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Me and this girl made eye contact at the DMV, she approached me and sat next to me for about 10 minutes or so....... Bruh tell me why the first words she finally spoke to me were... “Niggas ain’t shit” then walked right out the door😂😂. What a day man lmao.
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This picture called me a nigger
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Me just walking around Vs. When someone speaks to me
@eatjaredtweets
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Bomboclaat
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Me adding procrastination into my daily plans
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5 years
Give me an orgasm, not a damn hickey.
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Ways to SAVE money while clothes shopping: A thread💰✊🏾
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6 years
Sooooo I FAILED an OPEN book test...
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6 years
NBA Youngboy is 19, got 4 kids, got herpes, and smoke cigarettes....SMOKES CIGARETTES‼️ and that’s what y’all girls like? This is BEYOND me😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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5 years
Pothead Twitter is gonna put a Travis Scott song behind this and say “mood” lmao
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5 years
Ahh shit, here we go again🌊
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Me in the back of every class just “Skshhh Skshhh skshhh-ing” it up:
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5 years
I Know one thing... Jermaine Lamar Cole better keep his ass in the damn house😤
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Mf will have no job, no house, no income, but STILL somehow manage to buy these.
@Asfand781
Asfand 🎒
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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5 years
Can you name a better combo?
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6 years
One time for Dreamville😈
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6 years
@amandashingirai I’ve learned if you don’t know a positive person, become the positive person for someone else to know🤷🏾‍♂️🤞🏾
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“I miss you” “I’m pullin up”
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You still want that necklace with my name on it babe?...”Nah get me some VC homie”
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When I give her a nail color suggestion and sees she ACTUALLY followed throughhh
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Not trusting anyone who says “Cock”
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Steal.
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@mudmillionaire Fucked my head up😂
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5 years
Girls shoot their shot by following you, then immediately posting a bomb ass picture waiting for YOU to like and react to it🤣
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5 years
I FINALLY took some car selfies so now my thirsty ass wants to start a thread. DROP EM, IF YA GOT EM🚘📸
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Me: I probably left it in the pants I was wearing yesterday Also me: ......damn, wtf was I wearing yesterday.....
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If I pull up to yo funeral and see that you done PULLED UP on ME.... I’m leaving immediately
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