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@SturgeMike

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@SturgeMike
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RT @TheKyrieCurving: He really looked dead at the camera and said “Hey Drake”
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This is deadass the worst UNC team I’ve ever seen
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RT @NotHoodlum: Secret Service: $7M to $10M. Air Travel and Motorcade: $4M-5M. Stadium Security Upgrades: Additional metal detectors, b…
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What’s the max amount of plates you’d leave on one side of the bar while completely unloading the other side? 2 plates is as far as my brain will let me go lol
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RT @mattyglesias: Incredible stuff happening in the conservative imagination
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Can we talk about why Kendrick’s jeans were so fuckin long???
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Joe Schoen been drunk since 4PM
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RT @J23app: LOVE, HURTS. @Jumpman23
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Happy for Saquon man
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Imma just be real—putting retro basketball styles on a cleat plate isn’t creative. It definitely looks dope, but there’s no creativity in that.
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@LowkeyCozy It really just needs to be a “best by position” type thing, because in reality the MVP is solely a QB award—which is lame, because even though I am as big a Josh Allen fan as there is, nobody was more valuable than Barkley this year.
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I know a grown man who like this dude so much, he tried to convince my fiancé the only reason she didn’t like him was because “she didn’t want to hurt my feelings” AND THEN because Laura told him off, he ran and told his mom he didn’t think we were good fit—30 years old. 😂😂😂😂
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Jake Paul has begun trolling Canelo 😭
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RT @Space_Bunzzz: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of…
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RT @_MLFootball: 🚨WILD: #Bills QB Josh Allen and #NFL legend Peyton Manning are the last two quarterbacks to win the MVP with zero All-Pro…
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@bitcoin1zation @interesting_aIl Did they not look at this guy with admiration? Lmao what are you on about?💀
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RT @BronMuse: Left is Year 22 LeBron. Right is Year 14 Jordan. 24.5 PPG 22.9 PPG 9.0 APG 5.2 AP…
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I feel like being a personal trainer at a box gym is equivalent to being a mall cop
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@TRRealist23 He’s played TWENTY years. Did you think he’d have a list full of bums as teammates?
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@BigChiefo26 @stephenist Not the point of the post 👍🏼
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