NEW FEATURE: What's your favourite sandwich? Coming March 1st, 2025! #sandwich #goodeats #stupidnation

BREAKING NEWS: Nikola Tesla has arisen and has instructed his legal time to sue @ElonMusk for abuse of his name, trademark and good standing in society. He is quoted as saying, "He never ask to use my name, and I can't support an individual who is so stupid!" #MAGA #tesla

Who in your life, community or "world" should be using a glue stick? I nominate @ElonMusk! Drop your nominees below . #commonsense #commonsensethursday #gluestick #chapstick

Do you put tomatoes in your fruit salad? #commonsense #commonsensethursday #fruitsalad

BREAKING: The Stupid Nation has grown by 169% in the past 4 weeks! Fortunately that growth has come from those who have #MAGA in their profile or follow other #MAGA sources. Not sure what this says about #MAGA, but we can thing of one word . STUPID

America! Canada has fought in EVER major conflict since 1899! Without you! WE DON'T NEED YOUR SECURITY!

BREAKING: The intelligence of Americans who use @X as their primary new sources have a 25 point decline in their intelligence! At least the world has a reason why for the stupidity coming out of America! #MAGA #intelligence

ALERT! Thanks @SpunkyGranny1 you are my favourite follower today! Who wouldn't want spunk from your Grandma? #MAGA

BREAKING: In case you have not noticed it . but the world has entered 4 years of .

JUST IN: Apparently Tesla owners don't like soon-to-be despots! Hey Fuhrer Elon what have Tesla sales have dropped 16% since the start of the year & why did you increase to cost of your cars by $9k in Canada! #reapwhatyousow

JUST IN: Reliable reporters have just seen @kevinolearytv & @elonmuck promenading! It's going to be the match of the season!

JUST IN: There is proof! Not fake news!.

MAGA vs WOKE: MAGA warns of the decline of Western civilization; WOKE warns of the rise of systemic oppression. #nodifference #MAGA #woke

Coming tomorrow! Check out our weekly feature! It's talk about a lot, does not seem to be practiced! #commonsense #bebetter #commonsensethursday

JUST IN: @POTUS & his commerce department will be visiting Sesame Street today to learn the difference between a subsidy & a trade deficit!

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JUST IN: Communists & socialists are no longer a threat to America. @POTUS & #MAGA is America's new enemy.

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