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@StorgieRS

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@StorgieRS
Jack
8 years
OMFG DAOKGMDOJANFDJAIOFMDOANGIHDANFODANFIHDBAONCXOGB DAJGNOJDANFJDSAOFNODA
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Jack
4 years
Some guy who works at the local pizza place knows me on RS, saw my name on the order and decided he would deliver my pizza. I didn't hear the doorbell when he knocked so he got his phone out, logged onto runescape and pm'd me to tell me my pizza was at the door LMAO
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@StorgieRS
Jack
1 year
Me with my dramen staff when I finish lumbridge elites
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Jack
8 years
SYSTARITODYCUVJENDNDBWNJWNDMFJWKWLIDDNDJ SHE IS 37
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@StorgieRS
Jack
4 years
1st player to lose 200M all too congrats!
@Oslo_RS
Oslo
4 years
13th player to hit 200M All
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@StorgieRS
Jack
9 years
I got superliked...
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Jack
4 years
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Jack
5 years
Went to a party dressed as a chicken the other night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg. A life long question was answered that night... The chicken. Twice.
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Jack
3 years
Small update on this, the legend now owns his own takeaway so I sometimes put a food order in through runescape lmfao
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Jack
5 years
The runescape account stays logged ON during sex
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@StorgieRS
Jack
8 years
DJIAGNOJDANFDOJSANFOJANEJWQEIAF DISPNFDISANCJDPACIJDSANFDJSAFMDJSAPFNDSAJOPFDAFDASGFHYREQHEQHAH
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Jack
4 years
No way they made the pestle and mortar from runescape into a real thing!
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Jack
3 years
Theoatrix’s new YouTube guide: 99 firemaking by burning bridges
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@StorgieRS
Jack
3 years
If I saw a fuckin alien spaceship outside I wouldn’t leave the house either
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Mat K
3 years
Not going outside today... Just like every other day.
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Jack
5 years
Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water If it sinks, girl ant If it floats, buoyant
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Jack
5 years
OMFG DAOKGMDOJANFDJAIOFMDOANGIHDANFODANFIHDBAONCXOGB DAJGNOJDANFJDSAOFNODA
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@StorgieRS
Jack
8 years
I'm not happy about this. @McDonalds
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Jack
4 years
finally
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Jack
3 years
Anyone know when Christmas is?
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@StorgieRS
Jack
8 years
I'm a man of my word. As is tradition, I'll include @JagexAsh in the tweet.
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Jack
4 years
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Jack
4 years
One day I might stop being an idiot on tinder, but that day is not today
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@StorgieRS
Jack
1 year
let's goooooo just got the worst possible clue reward someone high five me quick
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Jack
7 years
I don't know what to caption this.
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Jack
5 years
Girls will see a 3 inch spider and think it’s massive, but when it comes to my dick...
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Jack
6 years
Can you like this tweet if you don’t have an infernal cape so that I don’t feel so bad about not having one please thank you
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Jack
6 years
My girlfriend just said, “if you bring me a burger I’ll let you put it in my bum” Why the fuck would I want to put a burger up her arse?
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Jack
2 years
Just turned 47 a month ago! Still feeling young at heart. #oldandugly
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Jack
5 years
@Geeeeeeee @Luc_aRS Wait not that kinda roast mb
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Jack
8 years
Final Mole Tab.
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Jack
4 years
@Jacob_Celery get.... get 16 more kills
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Jack
4 years
male birth control is free and it's called inventory tags
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Jack
4 years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I DID IT
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Jack
4 years
Ain’t bones to peaches just anal
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Jack
4 years
just had a massive poo
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Jack
5 years
Good morning
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Jack
7 years
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Jack
5 years
It’s just small talk
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Livey
5 years
wonder what he's talking about
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Jack
4 years
This has killed me
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Jack
8 years
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Jack
8 years
Abi made me a thing for Christmas
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Jack
4 years
Seriously though what is the point in having a girlfriend if she doesn’t train your runescape account for you
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Jack
4 years
A woman
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Jack
8 years
Women that think childbirth is painful lmfao try going 20k dry at mole
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Jack
9 years
She unmatched LOL
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Jack
8 years
This is wonderful.
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Jack
8 years
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Jack
6 years
This aged well
@Faux_Freedom
Faux
6 years
. @Number1Bosss Arm wrestle @ Runefest? Loser suicides on their HCIM
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Jack
4 years
Yes I have double digit IQ why do you ask?
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Jack
3 years
If you’re the sort of person to go racially abusing any of the players for missing a penalty you deserve worse than hell. What the fuck goes through your mind to think that it is in any way a good idea. Idiots.
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Jack
7 years
I open implings, but to each their own.
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Jack
5 years
Add cat tail butt plugs to osrs
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Jack
5 years
Who needs a girlfriend to cuddle when you’ve got a pillow? - No hair in your face - Arm doesn’t ache - Doesn’t complain when you cry into it every night Shit’s lit
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Jack
5 years
do u reckon if corp was from ireland he'd be called corp o'real
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Jack
7 years
I'm back, bitches
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Jack
8 years
THE TWISTED BOW REACTION
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Jack
4 years
i'm not old i'm not old i'm not old i'm not old
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Jack
6 years
We have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs why not wear 10 rings this gotta happen
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Jack
6 years
It’s coming home in 2022 boys let’s start the hype early
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Jack
8 years
100,000 likes and I will stream some old school Runescape tomorrow.
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Jack
8 years
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Jack
3 years
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Jack
3 years
crying
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Jack
5 years
@ThanksRS It’s weird how they addressed your name at the end of the email rather than at the start
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Jack
5 years
It would be my birthday today but I’ve decided that I’m cancelling it this year due to the current situation. I will therefore be staying 25 years old for another year 😎 Instead of wishing me a happy birthday, please say “happy gaming, gamer” Thank you
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Jack
6 years
Not a fan of this. RNG is all part of the game, dry streaks happen
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Jack
4 years
Hey @TinderSupport I just used 2 boosts on tinder at rather a prime time and didn't seem to receive any matches? I think might be a glitch and would like a refund for the boosts I used. Thank you in advance.
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@StorgieRS
Jack
7 years
I'm pretty sure I've just found the perfect chat-up line.
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Jack
8 years
What the fuck did i just read at the GE?
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Jack
4 years
Just a crumb of PogChamp plssss just a smidgen
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Jack
3 years
I messaged my mate and asked him what the safest way to pick up a heavy box was he texted straight back
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Jack
3 years
I’m not cut out for dating apps. Bumble does this thing where they ask a question, you both answer and it gets revealed at the same time...
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Jack
7 years
for every rt i pet him and tell him hes a wood boy
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Jack
7 years
I'm single now.
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